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Nope. Used the meme glasses.

>>39523635
no...i did use to look at the sun when i was kid tho b/c i thought it gave me power.

i slept the whole time, if you actually damaged your eyes staring at the sun you deserve to go blind

I agree. Sex is easy to come by with relatively attractive women. The cyborg life is the good life.

>>39523633
I'm sure dissolute females have absolutely no blame in the matter.

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>>39523633
Is that the same publication that blamed video games? You believe all that shit?

>>39523623
Google the proble... oh wait

>DDoS
have you tried resetting your router?

>>39523692
Yeah
Maybe a power surge fucked the router up or something stupid like that

Shape up and stop being a gross ass leaving plates all up in your room. Serves you right. You want bugs and shit in your bedroom? Where you sleep?

>>39523611
Doesnt your University have a fucking library???
Use their computers holy fuck

>>39523666
I was about to move it but I didn't have enough time because I woke up right before work and I needed to find my hat and badge
>>39523693
You can only use them a certain amount of minutes at a time IIRC

>>39523573
what the fuck happend in this pic

Learn to spell, mongoloid

>>39523588
I can;t even see str8 atm i have to look down at hte keyboard.

>>39523510
He does this on purpose. He wants an edgier fanbase

>>39523510
What are you talking about? I just watched his Life is Strange vid and it seemed like typical pewdiepie

>>39523510
he has 7 million dollars...it doesn't even matter what he does as long as he doesn't get himself in jail

>>39523502
if i was the one who made it can you imagine what the others would have been like...

>>39523502
We were as much the egg as the sperm.

If I knew I had a Y chromosome I probably would have just stayed in the balls

>>39523478
ive been on everything and it just makes me feel worse, im slowly realizing that my suicide is inevitable.

>>39523478
Prozac, Hydroxyzine, Trazadone, Kolonpin

The only thing that helps is the k-pins but that's because it just makes me forget how shit my life is.

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im going to start taking cipralex 20mg soon
right now im on 10mg escitalopram which tastes like awful mouthwash

i think the reason im depressed is because of my shit personality and worldview
i expected my life to magically get fixed when i started taking them, just as everyone told me it would get
i dont know why i did, after all antidepressants only fix depression
the source of the problem (me and my retarded world view) is still there
i dont feel suicidal or depressed anymore, i just dont feel anything instead now
i suppose the antidepressants are doing their thing, but its like asking for a wish from an evil genie

Sage this fucking shit thread OP

>>39523557
>Sage this fucking shit thread OP
Bump

>bf
That's your problem right there. Your fucking attitude.

>>39523426
one could say that socrates killed himself by principle. they told him he could just fuck off and not come back, hell they practically left the cell doors open and said you can leave. he chose death to state that the system is meant to be set

>>39523513
This thread wasn't about Socrates.

Sleep through the whole thing. I'm apathetic.

honestly i dont know what the deal is, the thought of not existing seems awesome but i couldnt ever do it i dont think and this bothers me since even a girl or two in highschool hung themselves. i wouldnt wanna hang myself or anything like cut yourself. i think id use a gun but at the same time i feel like thats cheating since a hundred years ago you wouldnt have a gun.

so id like to fall over dead when im all alone on a fall day but even if i had cancer i think id be too nervous to blow my brain out. is that being a pussy? if i got cancer how could i just do it and not give a shit?

>my cat
>my next gun purchase
>my anime backlog
>will to live still marginally bigger than will to not live

>fear
>uncertainty
>mom

>>39523314

What did you do? Please share so I don't make your mistake(s)

>>39523327
came here to bost dis

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what were you expecting?
you know what we are

>>39523288
you can blow your load on my feet if you want

>>39523324
Are they long and slender with long toes?

>>39523343
theyre a bit on the smaller side, but with long dexterous toes. not wide at all.

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>post a thread telling a story
>no one cares, and 0 replies
>post same story but say I'm female
>everyone wants to know the story more, my backstory, what my hobbies are, what I'm doing at the moment, and advice for life
I think I found a way anon.

>>39523255
>Stop posting. You are not interesting.

there we go

>she doesn't like blogposters
>she doesn't self-insert in order to escape her own life and psyche

Hi I'm drunk I love you all you are tge closest thin to a freind I have

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So I was doing some fantasy worldbuilding earlier, using a random name generator to come up with name ideas etc. Then this was one of the results

Fucking crying

Have to get the bus tomorrow, I'm frightened