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Daily reminder that all fembots fuck Chads.
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>>38626395
Why wouldn't they though? Chads are seen as genetically superior while robots are genetically inferior. All women tend towards the mate that they think will give them the best offspring.
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Daily reminder that fembots turn prison gay too
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>>38626528
That makes no sense, unless you're talking about trannies.

>goes to psychiatrist
>"so what's your problem anon?"
>"i don't know, isn't helping me descover what's wrong your job?"
>"wow, you're a bit stingy aren't you"
>"especially when people don't know how to work their job"
>spends the next hour hinting at sexual abuse and or traumatic event that could lead to the state of mind i'm in
>psychiatrist is baffled at the fact that her little DSM doesn't work on me
>legit fucking clueless on what to do
>"guess we'll need more time to sort this out... and work on your temperament"
>repeat process for 5 fucking weeks now
i swear to god psychology with basis in physical mental illness is the biggest fucking bait of the century
i fucking hate you all.
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>>38626383
yeah psychology is a huge meme. Not a real degree/field of science at the very least. Just to let you know psychiatry is different than psychology though, psychiatry is a professional degree I think.
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>>38626383
Therapy is a fucking sham. Only go to Psychiatrists, and only then for drugs.
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>>38626403
i've been through the two of them now
at least for me nothing has changed

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>Be me
>7th grade
>Have very few friends
>Meet kid on bus, loser like me, we become friends.
>Later learn he is gay, and also furry, don't really care he is my friend
>9th grade, no longer loser, actually have friends, furfag is an asshole now, stop being his friend
>Still talk to him, and say hi every now and then in hallway.
>Summer vacation after 10th grade, cleaning up room, find old papers from 8th grade, dropped them when I was going to throw them out
>see weird drawing, recognize it, it was furfag's fursona
>pick up drawing, there are words next to it, read the words
>It's a fucking love letter
>holyfuckwat.jpg
>pic related, is note
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>>38626380
So, you're in 10th grade?
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Finish the story faggot
What happened after you found the letter
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>>38626401
No, Ive had this note for a while, been wanting to post it here for a while, but im a lazy fuck

>>38626407
Told all my friends about it, never talked to furfag about it.

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What does this feel like?
Can you get addicted to it?
Or do you get used to it after a while?
honestly want to know from someone who has never felt it in their 25+ yrs of life
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>>38626330
Imagine having warm molasses drip down down your back, with tiny spider legs weakly twitching as the substance poured down your neck, back and legs.

Would not recommend
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you're probably not gonna like what i have to say anon, but here goes

first time I cuddled, I felt as if it was something i always needed at least a bit, without realising it. You get a weird feeling, a mix of comfort and trust you feel relaxed, safe and warm. It really felt like fulfilling a basic human need, because the feeling is like from deep inside. I won't say you're brain is off, but very few thoughts go into it. You just feel it, strongly.
I do believe physical affection is something every human needs, and I very much wish you to experience it as well, anon.
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There's nothing more life affirming.

Spooning in particular gave me a high I didn't want to come down from. I never felt more at ease in my life than when my ex and I were wrapped in each other's embrace. That kind of closeness is something I miss a lot, really drives home tfwnogf these days

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>tfw no latina gf

How do you deal with this feeling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UK2uIUolaE
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>>38626319
Latinas are bitches though
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All latinas are crazy sluts who will lie and emotionally manipulate you.
Their bodies are just perfect traps to get you to love them.
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>>38626319
>tfw you will never work as a supervisor on a plantation
>tfw you will never meet eyes with a qt African slave girl
>tfw you will never sneak her flowers at night
>tfw no African slave gf
>tfw she'll never call you massuh
>tfw you'll never make love to her in the barn
>tfw you'll never run away with her to the North

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I want a boyfriend but I don't want him to be a virgin/nerd/skinny/fat/unemployed loser.
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>>38626302
Try looking on Buzzfeed.
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>>38626302
amazing how you found the place teeming with exactly what you don't want
it's almost like low quality bait or something
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>>38626302
>I want a boyfriend but I don't want him to be a virgin/nerd/skinny/fat/unemployed loser.

So why the fudge you here then?

Onlinw dating sites need to start permabanning roasties

Fuck tinder's 'desirability algorithm', they need to develop an algorithm that detects women who only use it for an ego boost. You get banned if you

>get x number of matches and don't talk to any of them
>unmatch x number of matches who didn't say anything obscene

Or they could detect women who use it just to get free meals via gps. Tinder detects that you and someone you matched with are together at applebees. If a roastie goes to too many restaurants with too many people, and only once with each, they get banned forever for being stupid whores.

Just matched with a girl last night who admitted she only goes on tinder to "be savage and roast guys".

The problem needs to stop. They should also even it out between the two sexes, so that women aren't flooded with matches. Say they get 5 matches in a row, they get pushed back on the queue for a week and nobody can see then for awhile.
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your problem has no worth. when you own one dating website, you put your women acquisition cost at 50 to 100$ (per new user) and man around 0.50 to 1$ max because you know for every women that registers you get ~50 men. If you start to ban the cust you paid 50-100$ to get, you shot yourself in the foot.

keep dreaming anon. But hey, it's feasible. It's just not worth to have a bunch of sausages with no puss as user base.
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>>38627255
What he said. OP you're assuming women are the users and not the product.
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bump.

Also why does Tinder require a Facebook account? No one else is paranoid about this? Inb4 fake name. Facebook owns your ISP.

>little sister asked me what's good for her headache
>try to say "incense"
>accidentally say "incest"

Will I ever recover?
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>>38626263
how did she react when you said it?
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>>38626263
Did she seem like she was willing to try it?
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the thread is going to die if you don't answer these questions immediately.

>>38626293
>>38626376

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boy here, in need of a qt trap gf

please help me

discord: aeromatic#4635
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>>38626229
>trap
>gf
pick one

fucking kids these days, back in my day we just had girls and firm handshakes, none of this trap garbage
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>trap gf
>gf
please seek psychological help anon
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>>38626229
send your discord pls

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So I did it, I finally did it.
I got a 9 to 6 job answering phones.
I go home, play video games for 5 hours, then I go to sleep.

Now what?
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>>38626207
Become NEET. You'll fucking hate life as long as you work in a fucking call centre for 9 hours a day.
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>>38626207
call centre? how to get this job, what should I lie on my resume?
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>>38626207
>Now what?
Now you suck Mr Shekelstein's little plump wiener

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>5 years away from being a 40 year old virgin
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>>38626204
i'll be right there with you, fellow wizard.
do you have any hobbies?
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>3 years away from being a 40 year old virgin
Could be worse.
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>>38626204
That's sorta hard to believe. I'm year old 27. Planing on gettting it today. Just gonna see some hooker

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Why can't I make friends?
I've never been able to maintain friendships for more than two years. After that they end up hating me.

I used to be a polite but now I act very bitter from the constant cycle of rejection. Nothing has changed really from when I was polite until now. I was always ostracized.

Every femanon I've talked to thinks I'm a sociopath. Every robot ends up blocking me (although I've blocked some when they toy with me.)

I just want a loyal friend.
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>>38626171
It's because you're boring.
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>>38626171
Probably you are too narcissistic
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>>38626211
>>38626216
I've heard both of these.

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if you are not in a relationship with a virgin, how do you justify kissing someone that has done this for another man?
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>>38626166
Say you need to brush her teeth and that's it.

If she says no, say, "Fuck you, bitch, you nasty. your breath STANK"
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>>38626166
Because I really don't give a shit. If she had sucked off another guy, so be it.
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>>38626166
Knowing she's had cum on her face makes her so much hotter

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>tfw years of abusing psychedelic drugs/research chems. purchased from the deep web and isolation are causing me to literally lose my mind

Seeing/hearing things even when I stop dosing for a few weeks, reading books on hermetic traditions to try to cure myself
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>>38626101
What the fuck did you think would happen if you took all those drugs? It was always going to end this way.
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>>38626122
lol, I always just figured id kill myself soon and never worried about the long term
Good cope method for a directionless life
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>>38626177
shut up you worthless jew, give me all your money through my mindscape, ive already got you by the brainstem so just give it up, all your money through the nasal cavity lets go

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are you gonna die of suicide?
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>>38626095
>paradise.png
I feel you man...
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>>38626095
only the weak die of suicide
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>>38626095
Probably, and honestly as each day passes i become more apathetic about it too. Fuck, i just wish i had a reason or purpose to live. What is happiness anyways?

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