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Don't address me you creepy virgin uggo gross yuck

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I have uni on saturdays
>tfw

Also, if a i had gone out I would have missed this magnificent piece of retardation that I am yet unable to explain (literally left my house for five minutes, just to come back and to find the truck in pic related out of my door)

>no friends
>steam friends are anons who don't play vidya
fuck

>>36630796
The one with the larger dick, obviously.

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None of the above. I despise beach-y types. I want someone skinny and pale with dark hair and a slightly feminine look like pic related but without piercings.

Both look like run-of-the-mill insufferable Brads

I'm 26 and sick of being ID'd for shit I'm 8 years past being able to legally purchase.

Exact fucking same situation here
>but just think how young you'll look when you're 35!

yeah thanks mum, I'll wait until I'm a legitimate 40 year old virgin before a used-up Stacy wants to date me

>>36630757
Same age, same situation. Also 5'7" so I'm probably a waste of a good trap and much less likely to be appreciated in my current state.

>>36630731
>make fake profile
>date girl
>kill her
>????
>profit

>>36630731
my not being fat, ugly or awkward and actually being successful at it? Any posts below this that whine about "muh degeneracy" are just ugly losers who cant get women are mad at the % of us that can.

>>36630731

we don't.

Tinder is lame and does not work.

OK cupid is much better.

Obviously? You don't need to live as one of them to know that.

>never being told no
>people bending over backwards for you
>getting any guy you want


i guess if youre just trying to get groceries or whatever and some dude starts hitting on you, that would be annoying

>>36630730
Nah, enough of them kill themselves to show that beauty doesn't necessarily lead to happiness

>>36630720
Are you a basketball

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>>36631447
nope. burrito.

>>36630720
introduce me i've been looking for a racist gf

I soemtimes feel like if i'm not doing something away from work, I feel like i'm wasting my time and feel guilty. I think I know what you mean.

But today, i found it easy to relax. This is new to me but then again, it's also Friday

>>36630789
That's nice for you at least..

It's been like this for the past 4 months, I'm about to just get some sleeping pills soon

I understamd how you robots feel. I try to stay busy but now my mind is scattered.

Trap healslut

Dark elf

>>36630644
I was thinking of being a rouge, that way I can be anti-social and isolate.

>>36630625
make him a thin dwarf (skellington manlet).

also no facial hair, has male pattern baldness, and no useful skills related to the game.

Also make him commit akratic decisions frequently

since it probably came from your parents, I wouldn't worry about it

>>36630611
Say thank you and smile.

>>36630611

Its very simple, smile and say thank you.

You lads reckon you know a girl that's starred in a porn video? With the amount of amateur porn out there I'd be surprised if I didn't

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>>36630581
White women going black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36630581
exgf is was cutting herself and making suicide threats. im afraid if it is for attention she will think im mad for calling the police. she stopped responding to my messages but i noticed her active on facebook. wtf do i do i am drunk and shitting myself, she has attempted suicide before

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>>36630541
I'll be your friend till the end anon. If that's what you want.

review my new song?

>>36630556
I don't even remember what it's like to have friends. Last one I had was when I was 13, i'm 28 now. I've spent years inside this room with almost no human interaction. I feel nothing anymore I feel like i'm not even existing in reality but im stuck in purgatory. What sin have I done to deserve this life?

>>36630516
That's more a symptom of our language than anything else. For example people say "I came into this world" when it is more accurate to say "I came out of this world"

>>36630516
Humanity has been propelled significantly by its symbiotic relationship with mitochondria; DNA of a completely different virus. If you've read into the effects of lobotomy you'd know this seems to cause some discrepancies when the two hemispheres of the brain activate. Further research is required.

>>36631846
>humans have been propelled differently by it's symbiotic relationship with mitochondria
You mean us and every single other multicellular organism?

>>36630514
>Top right
Muh fucking Dik.

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>>36630514
STOP SHILLING YOUR FAST FOOD HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE TEMPTING MY FELLOW ROBOTS INTO FATNESS I HOPE YOU DIE YOU ROASTIE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Idk who's been shilling these sexy animu Wendys but pls dont stop

lucky motherfucker
sgtwe480

You have a high metabolism. Learn science.

Also that no longer works once you hit your 30s, best learn to adapt.

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>>36630532
>metabolism meme

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This is true, disgusting and effective.

Nope, Chad has the non-negotiable unchangeable genetic prerequisites to behave however he pleases and still be attractive. Needy, nerdy, criminalistic, etc. It doesn't matter. It has nothing to do with behavior. If you're hot you're hot, if you're not you're not. Period. Those are just the facts.

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>>36630538
>to behave however he pleases and still be attractive

This is not true, "Chad" is a behaviour itself. OF COURSE it's more easy to behave confidently if you have good appearance, money and physical strength, but you can have all of this and still be a beta (I knew plenty of guys like this) or have nothing of those things and be turboChad (knew some guys like this, not many tho).

Problem is: the idea a robot has of a confident male is taken from anime.

Pic related: "confident" robot