Banned out of nowhere and pissed off about it because it's one Of The forms of social platforms I use to speak to people and I know for a fact it was people Fucking with me. I tried making a new email and using a vpn and nothing works. What the fuck can I do? Kik are useless and just keep sending me automates responses and doesn't even highlight are say what I was banned for.
How do i successfully kill myself
>Anon why are you all alone in your room on a Friday night? Don't you gave any friends to go out with? Go meet some girls, son
Don't address me you creepy virgin uggo gross yuck
I have uni on saturdays
Also, if a i had gone out I would have missed this magnificent piece of retardation that I am yet unable to explain (literally left my house for five minutes, just to come back and to find the truck in pic related out of my door)
Fembots, which guy is more attractive to you?
None of the above. I despise beach-y types. I want someone skinny and pale with dark hair and a slightly feminine look like pic related but without piercings.
People who always look 6 years younger: does it get better? I'm 23 and look like a child.
Exact fucking same situation here
>but just think how young you'll look when you're 35!
yeah thanks mum, I'll wait until I'm a legitimate 40 year old virgin before a used-up Stacy wants to date me
How do we solve the dating app problem?
my not being fat, ugly or awkward and actually being successful at it? Any posts below this that whine about "muh degeneracy" are just ugly losers who cant get women are mad at the % of us that can.
What's it like to live life as a physically-attractive woman?
Are their lives really easy street?
>never being told no
>people bending over backwards for you
>getting any guy you want
i guess if youre just trying to get groceries or whatever and some dude starts hitting on you, that would be annoying
>tfw the girl you like turns out to be a /pol/tard
Anyone else desperately trying to relax??
I currently have nothing to worry about and it feels like I'm about to break down
I soemtimes feel like if i'm not doing something away from work, I feel like i'm wasting my time and feel guilty. I think I know what you mean.
But today, i found it easy to relax. This is new to me but then again, it's also Friday
Hey, I'm currently starting a d&d campaign, and am making a character who is /r9k/ personified. Any suggestions as to the personality? I have ideas, but I want to hear what you robots think.
make him a thin dwarf (skellington manlet).
also no facial hair, has male pattern baldness, and no useful skills related to the game.
Also make him commit akratic decisions frequently
How the fuck do I take a compliment /r9k/?
Dont complain, at least I made one
White women going black edition
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
*cuts to interracial sex scene*
exgf is was cutting herself and making suicide threats. im afraid if it is for attention she will think im mad for calling the police. she stopped responding to my messages but i noticed her active on facebook. wtf do i do i am drunk and shitting myself, she has attempted suicide before
I literally have nothing to do. I've been just sitting here refreshing the page for the past 3 hours . Movies,games, music etc etc don't interest me. I have no friends, I have no one to talk to. Don't feel like working out . I just sit at my desk for days on end with nothing to do. I've come to the point where I don't have anything to think about either I just sit and stare at the wall.I want this to end.
I beg you please crucify me and drain my blood I have not the courage to kill myself.
I'll be your friend till the end anon. If that's what you want.
I don't even remember what it's like to have friends. Last one I had was when I was 13, i'm 28 now. I've spent years inside this room with almost no human interaction. I feel nothing anymore I feel like i'm not even existing in reality but im stuck in purgatory. What sin have I done to deserve this life?
does anyone else feel that humans are an artificial and unnatural addition to the world
Humanity has been propelled significantly by its symbiotic relationship with mitochondria; DNA of a completely different virus. If you've read into the effects of lobotomy you'd know this seems to cause some discrepancies when the two hemispheres of the brain activate. Further research is required.
If you could fuck a fast food mascot, which one would it be, and why would it be the Wendy's mascot?
STOP SHILLING YOUR FAST FOOD HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE TEMPTING MY FELLOW ROBOTS INTO FATNESS I HOPE YOU DIE YOU ROASTIE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE