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Deira Hanzawa will never suck your dick in front of your roommate
This world sucks
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>>35405253
I would literally give a year of my life just to give Deira a nice loving rimjob and maybe finger her pussy and ass
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>>35405308
Feast your eyes on that pretty pink and brown asshole and tell me you don't want to suck and finger it
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>>35405253
Her boyfriend had a big thick cock too, honestly I would have probably enjoyed sucking it with her
I've got a big, important test tomorrow and I didn't do any, ANY preparation.
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Same here, OP
It's a midterm for a math class that if I don't pass this quarter, I will be forced to retake the class next quarter, and if I don't I won't be able to continue college, but I already enrolled in classes for next quarter so I don't plan on retaking the class
Jokes on them I'm dropping out
Feels /devilish/
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>>35405210
This is not /devilish/.
This is just fucking yourself. If you fail uni you will regret it for the rest of your life.
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>>35405374
So what the fuck are you going to do for a job?
You realise you're fucked right?
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>have sex with girl
>feel disgusting and wrong
>jerk off to trap porn
>feel blissful afterwards
why is this fucking trap meme so strong? is the future of humanity traps?
what the fuck is going on...
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>>35405023
no you're just a disgusting degenerate
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Traps are way better. Come out of the closet anon
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Why is it literally impossible for whites to date hot Asian girls? All they get is 5's or 7's at best.
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>>35405010
bctop asian girls go for tall black athletic daddies or nordic super humans
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Who cares
Who cares about any of this
Everyone here had a young development that was so bad that rather than continuing to deal with life and its challenges we secluded ourselves a dimly lit room and decided to view life through a computer monitor
We don't accomplish anything here and in fact we just make it worse for ourselves. People here aren't compassionate and misunderstood, they're bullies that never had the skills to be bullies that have an abhorrent lack of compassion and think someone's value is determined by how physically attractive they are, and even they don't argue with this
If we're lucky we may fabricate enough of struggle and projected our insecurities enough to make ourselves feel slightly less miserable until the next day where we do the same thing, watching our bodies slowly deteriorate until it's time to decompose in a box in ground. People won't know or care that we ever existed or will go out of their way to pretend we didn't
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>>35405510
It don't matta
Nonna dis mattas
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hey
you know how theres a metric fuckton of "robot only" discords
well this isn't one of them
but i'm going to post it anyway
play overwatch with me too i want to get to platinum
alright this was my server shill you're welcome please leave negative comments below
https://discord.gg/uhheUAu
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are weeaboos allowed in the discord?
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>>35405029
sure i guess
OREGANO
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look at this fucking orbiting cuck always in the room alone with her. yet whenever i ask her to play games shes no where to be fucking found
fucking forget women kids...they will just make your life harder
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So, I was masturbating to some videos of opossums eating, playing, etc.
>faggotry
and I came across one of the most fortunate poses made by an opossum being held. As soon as I screened it I knew it had some good meme potential. This isn't a request, as much as it is a brainstorming session for some possible memery.
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>>35404957
Yep. still 4chan.
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>>35404957
but possums are a meme on trash already
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I liked the seal posting more.
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>currently have at least 18 threads across multiple boards open with avg replies of over 200
>i own this board
You roaches are just a game to me.
My game continues, as planned
Your little illusions of control are just that, an illusion.
I saw this website for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any form of emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me.
And the roaches fall for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game that is 4chan.
Think you have free will? Think again. Everything you do is predetermined by ME, and you always play right into my plan, just like all the other roaches.
You see in this game called 4chan.org you may think that we are both just players. But in reality I'm the one making the rules.
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>I can get (you)s on an autistic site for no reason
>I am a chess-master god
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O shit dude
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>>35404940
>tfw you've started to take the game seriously
>you know it's rigged
>you know you can't win
>you keep fighting because someone has to
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Is he, dare I say, us?
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>>35404937
If I was rich
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>>35404937
>reference some neet fat fictional loser
>our guy guys, our guy?
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One day there will be nothing original to post here on R9K because so many people would have posted that not even (kfirhsofbsldbdosbdowbdoenfosbfosncodncodbfondodbfoenfudndurjfi) Be original
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It's like that infinite number of monkeys writing at an infinite number of typewriters thing. Never thought of it that way.
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>>35404932
They reset the robot from time to time.
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>>35404932
To assume this is to not understand how complex the english language can be
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How do I kill my parents dog without them knowing it was me?
It can't be too sudden a death as he's generally in good health. He's 10 years old though so maybe if he gets sick somehow it will be believable. I looked it up on Google and the only solutions seem to be a super fast death, can't I poison it slowly somehow? I was thinking maybe soak his food in isopropol alcohol, then dry it out so it'll look the same but be poison. Though I think maybe even this will be too fast.
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>>35404837
Why must the dog die?
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Kill yourself instead you piece of shit, unlike the dog you won't be missed
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>>35404857
It has a skin condition and smells fucking awful and is generally a mess. The whole house smells like cheap beer and raw metal because his skin is just everywhere.
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Mom... I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend
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who is this and why is she spammed everywhere?
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>>35404835
This
Original digital pigeonal
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>>35404868
>>35404835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRq4EAbhheE
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>wake up
>no qt muslim wife to make 6 kids and take care of me
whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i cant have a qt muslim wife
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>>35404750
>whats the purpose of 'get a job"
so you can pay taxes and Muslim can raise 6 kids on welfare
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>>35404750
>wears an headscarf
>skintight pants
What is the point of the headscarf then?
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>>35406171
It is technically haraam, but people observe to different degrees.
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>fucking normies get to have happiness and lovey-dovey relationships with attractive girls with nice tits
>we know not to even try to message or talk to girls
>we just don't have -it-, nor will we ever
>normies and chads had the correct childhood, good parents, were properly socialized, properly integrated into society
>we missed out on fundamental childhood emotions, experiences and lessons
>we will never catch up to the normies, you either have it or you don't
>you are fated to be an un-normal outsider, forever and always
How do you cope?
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>>35404713
At least my ears are hotter than both of them
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>>35404713
1. Read up socialising theory as well as you can and put yourself into situations to practice it on people you'll never see again until you catch up to your peers
2. Pretend you don't have a gaping hole of lack of experience when you finally almost catch up.
3.Vicariously live through others.
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>>35404713
Man that girl looks ugly I bet she lowkey has a stanky panocha.
>Feel sad
>Go for a run
>Literally burn the feels as energy
>The pain stops for a good few hours
Why haven't you started running robots?
>Healthy
>Can do it by yourself
>Feels good, relieves stress
>Normies can't judge you for it
>If you're daring you could join a club or an event
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How do I find a club to join?
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>>35404700
in no way plugging weed here but I recently started getting high before going for a jog and its life changing.
>high so its easy to daydream while I run
>generally feel happier about exercise instead of dreading it
>feel happier after, helping me stay dedicated
>weed or not running just makes me feel better when im feel
Its not a meme guys you really should try to at least go for a walk daily
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>>35404912
It's running. You don't need to join a club for that shit.
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Hey fatasses, I've got an hour for lunch, where should I go?
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Jack in the box.
Order 6 tacos.
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Budget? Any strong preferences/allergies?
I vote for a nicer Chinese place. Order something that isn't sugary and get brown rice if they have it. Much better for you than white rice.
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Liquor store