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Soon plz, gimme the sweet release of explosive death.

>>38876249
i hope they attack my house first

Hope they feel like attacking Europe for some unknown reason
Take me Kimmy I've had enough

Consider breast enlargement.

You're now my gf. Robots back the FUCK off.

>>38876248
B -B-But I already have double Ds.

>19

You're like a little babby. I'm a 29 year old aspiring wizard.

Hold on anon I lost mine at age 21. You can still make it!

>>38876256
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thanks boss, i appreciate the kind words

>>38876104
the food is surprisingly ok. The women are disappointing

If you want some fried pickles or buffalo wings, its great. If you think you're going to see some titties, just go to a strip club (or stay online)

>>38876104

Yes I used to work there.
The clientele is mostly the boomer brigade, a few Eliot Rodger-tier memed-out guys in their 20s, fake-Chads who force their gfs to go their to neg them and express their dominance, and families who are celebrating their son's 12th birthday.

>>38876419
Were you a waitress?

that's just bad

Why would you not ask her her number. You had literally nothing to lose.

But as with all mistakes in life, learn what you can and move on. Maybe next time you meet someone cool you won't make the same mistake.

>>38876098
It's okay OP that sounds like something that I would do.

I doubt he is gay.

How many virginities have you stolen, foul succubus?

>>38876061
According to my official sources, around 60 to 70 percent.

I've been practicing the fine art of fucking with people for years on end and have achieved immunities from most forms of emotional and mental abuse as a result.
However, one unforeseen side effect is that it has made me generally immune to wanting a gf at all!

It pisses me off so much that I begin to rage and heat up and nearly start sweating but hahahaha my suffering is so funny haha arent i right hahah im such an easy target

>>38876019

>one day in high school
>finally get a girlfriend
>think to myself "i'm so lucky"
>shes pretty ugly, but shes also popular
>autistic me does not see problem with this
>date for 3 months
>throughout this whole time she shows everyone what i text her
>she never lets me kiss her
>breaks up with me, tells everyone i broke up with her
>everyone starts making up different bullshit reasons

fuck women, honestly

Most people on this site will say no. Me as someone who still has a shred of decency left, yes.

No, it's wrong to delete them. Think of her (possible) future husband, doesn't he deserve to know his wife is a complete slut?

>>38875996
Just say someone else has them somewhere anyway. So what's the point. The will surface at some point or another. All you can say is you won't repost anymore.

>>38875919
No she didn't. She wanted a normal modeling career but it all ruined because of what she went through.

Who is she and what is this thread about?

and who was she again,

I want to be a parent but aren't willing to do any of the hard work involved in it. I daydream about having magic powers to replace all the sperm at my local sperm clinic with my own sperm. That would be good enough.

>>38875912
I already am a parent. Let me tell you, don't get kids until artificial wombs start to exist. Those cute bundles of joy are not worth having a woman around 24/7, least of all a self righteous mother.

Oh gods no, never. There isn't many things in this world I hate more than children.

>>38875871
i would rather keep both halves of my stuff and not finance her second husband's children's trip to hawaii

>>38875906
oh come on anon don't be that guy

>>38876006
unfortunately i have to be the sane guy


fuck whoever you want, but marriage is absolutely retarded in this day and age,
maybe before 1st wave feminism id consider it, but society can go fuck itself with its standards nowadays

OP here, btw sorry for the Chinese shit in the image. I got it from Google images. RIP

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>be me
>fuck OP's mother
>OP was born
>mfw i am your father

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>>38875971
Tfw I realise

>>38875741
Tell him to fuck off. It's that easy
Tll him "Stop trying to give me head"

>>38875938
It's kind of scary. I don't know these fuckers, they can be killers or some shit. I don't want to get raped or some shit.

If he's bothering you, tell the gym employees about it and they will consider it harassment and kick him out, it's that easy.

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>>38875733
That one stupid r9k scarred loli meme.
>Dad is my sister really a vampire with a magic seal to prevent her from killing us?
>No it's your mother idiot sick of hearing her talk etc

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>>38875733
>red eyes
>pale skin
I'm really hoping it's a vampire.

>>38875733
Photoshopped picture.

>>38875534
You should be asking her to introduce you to her friends, my man.

>>38875558
She has a bunch of 17 year old thot friends she's gonna invite over

My friend said I'll be able to get laid easy

I'm 22

>>38875534
make the recording.