>be roastie
>insert toy up ur vagoo which vibrates whenever beta cucks give u money
>beta cuck bf in background playing video games with his friend
laffed my ass off. it's happening right now as i'm posting this thread
Wish my dumb gf would start cam whoring. Her wage slave job doesn't bring in enough and my tendies don't buy themselves.
>that posture
impressive
>>34015962
>that haunched spine
Sitting up straight kills gains bruh
Why do women value height to the point where a man who is 5'5" must earn $200k/year to be as equivalently attractive as a guy who is 6'0" and makes $30k/year, all else being equal.
It just makes no sense to me. Your partner's height is not going to have as much affect on your life as living in an upper middle class household will.
Maybe try going out and seeing real examples of short guys actually dating and being happy without making a fortune.
If you want example with famous people, here, he got married even before he got popular (and rich).
>>34016000
This is not a
>tfw manlet
>tfw no gf
thread.
I actually used numbers from a study (I'm trying to find it on google right now).
Even if short guys still get dates, it is still a question why the collective of women have decided that a 7inch difference in height is worth as much as $170k/year household income.
Isn't that just completely bonkers? To me it is. Makes absolutely no sense.
>>34016054
I couldn't find the original source but here is a similar source:
>A Duke University study showed for every inch below 5 feet 10 inches tall, a man has to earn $30,000 more to be seen as equally appealing to women in the dating market, which may be a rare man indeed if this current study is true.
>http://myfox8.com/2016/03/17/short-men-less-attractive-to-women-according-to-duke-university-study/
So working out the numbers, a 5'5" guy needs to earn $210k/year more to be as attractive as a man of average height?
That's completely retarded. Anyone making that kind of money is living the high life. How is that kind of life at all comparable to living paycheck to paycheck with a 6' male?
Hey /cgl/ here, why do you guys hate women so much? What did we ever do to you as a gender?
Not want to fuck with us
>>34015931
piss off roastie toastie
>>34015944
But that goes the other way around too? uh? Surely you don't really think only guys can be alone?
>want to learn to draw
>cripplingly intimidated by failure, making mistakes, and the presence of superiors and professionals who put how unskilled and how much less committed I am into perspective
>>34015911
I feel like that about everything
wut???
how can you fail at drawing? you just draw and if it looks bad, you crumple up the paper and start over.
drawing is just constant practice, you can't fail at it.
>want to learn to draw
>depression and feeling trapped stops me
Are you going to a school?
>Some girl yesterday tried to stealthy take a photo of me but the flash was on
I can't even have a lunch break without someone mocking my appearance
>>34015906
Call the cunt out on her shit.
>>34015906
What a terrible experience.
>>34016341
I said "Why are you taking a photo of me?"
She didn't say anything and ran away.
Being a hermit doesn't sound that bad anymore.
Fembots and bigdick robots, is this true in your experience (if you had any)?
It seems like broscience but it also seems true in my experience with 1 girl
>>34015877
wikipedia says that all you have to do is doggystyle to hit it
>>34015877
Beats me. I'm thick, not long
>>34015877
do they not teach sex ed in schools anymore?
seriously, if you've ever had any basic anatomy lesson you'd know this shit isn't even close to accurate lol like wtf?
>at 13 start having huge pimples under armpits
>completely obliterated self esteem
>dont socialize never hang out, NEVER EVER be shirtless, cant ever swim
>pimples spread on ass, crotch and later back and upper arms
>refuse advances from grills cause of it
>whenever I pop one have to stay at home cause all the blood+puss leaking well over 24hrs
>at 21 teeth suddenly start rotting
>WTF I brush them why are my beautiful teeth ruined for life?
>meh must be the cigs and coffee
>almost 23 finally let mother take pic of pimples and sshowit to skincare doc
>tfw she takes one look and immidiately asks if i still even HAVE teeth
>says this is just not a matter of health but life and death
>says I have to visit chirurg right away
>tfw my body spent 10! Years fighting life threatening infection
>tfw I might havent even been depressed but literally drained
by my body fighting life threatening infection for over a decade
>tfw could have been literally killed by pimples
Death by pimples...quaint.
>chirurg
kankermongool
What's the name of your disease?
What is all this extra pussy for when the hole is right there?
That's not the vaginal opening that the posterior fourchette you potato.
I don't think it's there, that just looks like a crease of skin.
urethra and clitoral hood.
And camel toe shots
>tfw you finally realised that you don't really want to become a normie, you just want to spend the rest of your life self-wallowing in your own pathetic ways and spend several moments just pitying yourself and hating yourself.
I'm so used to becoming a loser and convincing myself that i am absolutely useless, that i simply can't imagine being in any other state other than this. and it doesn't make me feel necessarily bad, in fact i would say it feels pretty comfy because you have no high expectations, and you learn to adapt very quickly to whatever downfall that life sends your way.
Anyone feels the same?
Yep. I'm 29 and I feel annoyed any someone tries to actually be friendly to me because it crushes my life long experience of being treated like shit.
I got so use to being treated like shit that I feel threatened by nice people.
>>34015810
I feel the same way ohpe
>>34015884
>actually be friendly to me
i know this kind of people. very common in church i guess. i always have the believe that these kind of people are the kind who will hesitate to help you in your time of need, all they can do is act nice and shit but they don't really like you in honesty.
What the hell is this?
>my date is going bad so call the cops
>I obviously own a phone and am in a bar's bathroom, but can't call the cops on my own
>I need a secret code to tell the bartender I need help instead of just saying I need help
>>34015749
Well, you cant straight leave landwhale alone so bartender will help you.
>>34015749
In that case what creep would take a girl to that bar? If they intend to do something why go to a place where there is code for "secretly call the cops on my date"?
>>34015793
>Hello, 911, what is your emergency?
>I'm a bartender and they just told me they wanted an angel shot with lime, that's all I know.
Just came home from my first day in college after the Christmas holiday, have been a shut in for about 3 weeks.
Was surprisingly not terrible.
>>34015739
I'm just now going to class. Good luck with your year anon.
Have class this afternoon. Not worried about it but am worried what the mechanic found wrong with my truck.
Machine Gun by Portishead has been stuck in my head all day. Please kill me.
Why is life so full of meaningless suffering? There's nothing left to believe in in this world. Everything is profane and ugly.
>>34015687
hora hora hora hora
until the end.
>>34015687
>Why is life so full of meaningless suffering?
It's only suffering for some. Many people have happy fulfilling lives. Others are born to suffer.
Life is an unlikely and meaningless accident of organic chemistry run amok.
There are so many "easy" guides to how to build a PC, how to learn programming, even how to train your body/ lift/ get fit
Why is there nothing like that for fashion
It's like you just have to see and "get it" to begin with, otherwise it's literally impossible
>>34015656
Becuase fashion is retarded and for brainlet feminine idiots
>>34015656
fashion magazines
>>34015656
easy, just wear what other people usually wear
>cat jumps into bed with me
>get really horny
Fuck it, now.
>>34015686
I'm not fucking a cat
A CAT IS FINE TOO LOLE!!!! #OldMemes
>that kid who was always hanging out with girls and had lots of female friends and no male friends
>>34015607
>tfw he was a homosexual
>>34015607
it's called being gay.
why are you such a homophobe OP?
>>34015651
>>34015679
He wasn't even gay. He was a southern country boy Christian type.
He was just a low test pussy