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Anons infatuated with anime girls are positively adorable. I just want to hug them and coo over them.
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>>39147050
T-Thanks. You're cute too
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>>39147050
What about anons infatuated with anime boys?
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>>39147283
You kill yourself and stay dead.

rate my tinder match lads
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she looks cray
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>>39146882
7.5/10
gl my dude
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>>39146882
roastie/10

You can tell she has taken many dicks, from all the semen damage on her face

>There are women out there that think that their vagina feels better than a onahole
It must suck being replaced by a peice of rubber, being you never do anything else nowadays and are not worth the risk.
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>>39146791
But an onahole is just a mold of vagina without the added heat and feeling you get when gratifying a woman
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>>39147228
>doesn't know about onahole heaters
a sad bean you must be
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>>39147240
>you have to get an onahole + an extension just to feel 50% of what sex with a female is like
Yes yes, onahole superior device.

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Fembots, what are the most fucked up sexual fantasies you have and why do you think you have them?
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>>39146712
Can you not post the druggie whore? She needs to die already. Useless garbage waste of space and materials.
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Slaughter fetish, but I'm not actually a woman. I'm just a perfect mimic of one.
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>>39146794
How would your doctor rape you? Would he be harsh?

Why the FUCK do you weight over 200lbs?

Fricking explain yourself, motherfucker.
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>>39146088
I'm lazy and I like to eat
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I don't because I grasp self control
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>>39146088
I'm 6'4 and can bench 225 while weighing 210.

I think I'm pretty healthy.

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>it's another "Anon can't sleep and is in constant panic so hugs the 4chan screen all night" episode

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>39145869
what's bothering you, anon?
do you want to vent?
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>>39145895
>vent

normie class D spotted and subject for termination in 3, 2, 1

the complexity of my situation is a build up of pressure over the course of my entire life and what is to come it is not just one thing that will/can be gone soon therefore only normies can "vent"

this feel is a state of being, not a temporary problem.

do you know that feel?
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>>39145944
wew laddo i just thought something might have happened to you today and maybe you wanted to talk about it champ

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>had sex today with a girl for hours
>half the time raw
>fingered her to orgasm 3 times and fucked her to orgasm another 3
>just messaged me saying how she had a lot of fun and she's sore everywhere

We're all gonna make it guys

Don't give up
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>>39145643
woa there chad
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>tfw this girl won't let me fuck her raw

How do I make her? She was an inexperienced virgin until she met me.
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>>39145643

>Don't browse r9k for weeks
>Come back
>This is the first thread I see

Normalfags still haven't left

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What are the Best five states and Worst Five states in AMerica? I'll start.

Best: Alaska, Arizona, Texas, Utah, Alabama

Worst: Commiefornia, Jew York, Taxachusetts, Hawaii, DC,
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>DC
>state
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Best: Maryland
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Kentucky is pretty based. Mostly because we're about 87% non spic white and can own class 3.

I just fucked a prostitute tonight while my mother father and sister slept downstairs


am I too far gone?
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>>39145505
Is that her? Not bad desu fampai, post more pics if so. Actually even if not post pics of the whore anyway
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>>39145530
should've recorded it, was the best orgasm I've ever had
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>>39145624
do hookers allow you to record? Ive always wondered this if I ever end up giving it to a hooker

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Why do women like to call me "daddy" when I'm fucking them?
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I've wondered this as well. I just go with it cause pussy is pussy but damn it's so strange
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>>39145345
>>39145418
Because you're liars just like her daddy.
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>>39145345
>>39145418
are you sure it isn't a silly meme perpetuated by some oddballs?
do girls actually say things like "daddy" during fucking?

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When did you start to realize that you can't fit into society and interact with other human beings?
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I do that daily so I'm wondering how someone couldn't
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>>39145122
I do it, I just don't do it well. I'm awkward. I'd rather just get my shit done at work than shoot the shit with everyone
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>>39145122
Preschool. Not joking.

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What's better - weeb girls, /cgl/, stacies, or femanons?
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Hot dick
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crispy is above all those subhumans you named
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>>39145100
I'd like one femanon with a side of weeb and an extra stacy.

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ITT: characters that you wish to emulate in one way or another.

For me, it's Dio Brando. I'd love to adopt his supreme confidence and alpha male demeanor.
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>>39145045
Rin Okumura. I have a chronic illness (Ankylosing Spondylitis) and as a result, I don't have a lot of patience for other people. I want to gain control of my anger and stop letting this disease steal from me. I find Rin's struggle with being the son of Satan to be quite similar to mine. Neither of us chose to be this way, but people will still give us a hard time for it. Nobody likes a bitchy cripple, and nobody likes the son of the devil.
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>>39145045
WHY DO I SEE JOJO SHIT EVERYWHERE NOW? I ONLY STARTED JOJO ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO AGO.
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>>39145473
its always been there ypu just haven't cared until you got into it.

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tfw no yandere bf who stalks me

steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko
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I stalked you for a bit and you fucking hate me for it
Stupid silly retard bitch
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>>39145009
Stop shilling, whore
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>>39145009
ugly people dont get stalked

this is also the reason nobody on r9k has a stalker except for the 0.1% that are unironically attractive

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Anyone else /ghoster/? I've ghosted pretty much all of my friends throughout the years, and I don't regret a thing
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I can't use steam friends because all my old friends that I ghosted and never unfriended are still there
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>>39144981
I am the ghoster of ghosters.
>drop friends for months at a time
>reconnect, do stuff together, send each other memes
>drop them again with no real warning, even after agreeing to plans

I've done this a lot. Every time they see me I'm a new person. Self-improvement is my number one priority. If other people are holding me back, even if it's in seemingly mundane ways, I drop them. I don't have any friends I see regularly anymore. It's been months for some, years for others
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>>39145092
why not block them? even if they messaged you just ignore them like usual


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