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>>34795574
If she's an Euro Muslim you can tease her by telling her she is going to be raped by Terrorists in hell (for them heaven) because she showed her whore face.
True Muslims wear burqa.

>>34795574
>walk outside
>see nigger
>wonder if its one of the 26 that live here or one of the 145 from the next town over
If there werent so many spics, kansas would be great.

>>34795623
shut up dumb kaffir you think there aren't any muslims here? covering the face isn't even a fardh

Susan

[Orrrrrrrrrrrrrriginal]

>>34795525
i thaught so, but she turned out to be a leeching bitch, using me for whatever shit, now i don't want to see her anymore, but i have too as we go to the same classes in college

>>34795525
Yeah, she had a kid though...so decided I'd rather be alone

ravioli ravioli give me the trips i deservioli

gimme dubs yolo

>>34795557
great. how do I shit myself?

Put a chair on the kitchen table and climb on it, that should get you pretty high

>>34795548
Fuck you, I'm trying to hit the pipe nigga wtf is you on about

>>34795506
Shoot up heroin. Or smoke crack. That doesn't really smell at all.

>>34795388
Try drugs.
Maybe some meth will make you concentrate better.

You could lead the B&B better than rhey do.

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>>34795388
>I messed up so bad
Tell us more.
Try to practice in your head or in front of a mirror. Helps me whenever i have to do some presentation at college or work.
I'm kind of an autistic perfectionist though.

>>34795388
>taking drugs
>of any kind
>ever
Fuck off you retarded degenerate mong.

>>34796570
I think you wanted to quote me and not op.

But hey it can really help you to concentrate.

>> first name?
Jonathaniel
>> where from?
UK

Mohammad

Germany

Boudewijn

Holland

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in 2015/2016 I went outside again and did some courses

BUT NOW I'M NEET AGAIN OVER 5 MONTHS

FUCK

I HAVEN'T LOOKED FOR A JOB

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT

>>34795300
>I HAVEN'T LOOKED FOR A JOB
Best start looking

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I'm not. My apathy transcends this dimension.

>>34795053
Just curious since I probably have ADHD as well, what exactly is "the feeling"?

>>34795367
The euphoria you get at the beginning of your meds, it goes away with time as tolerance develops

>>34795053
Stop taking them for a month or two. Sure you'll be sleeping a lot but that goes away and the feeling comes back

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>>34795919
whoa thats some deep shit

>>34795919
I agree with the last part but the first part was pretty stupid, its very unlikely that the guy would end up back in debt because now he knows better not to do that shit or hes fucked

>>34794938
>wondering why most of the achievement require to buy stuff
>a loaning company made this

The eternal Jew strikes again

>>34794938
>have as second child at 31
>buy a new car at 32
>don't start earning 40k until 37
>retire at 60

What is this shit?

Only got owning a car, but I bought a car at the age of 17 ($3000) does that count for anything.

>>34794926
Arthur Schopenhauer had "scriptures". This moron had a declaration of stupidity.

>>34794961

You're the moron, not Elliot

>>34794961
/thread - max level of originality achieved with this very good post.

You can be friend zoned by a girl and a friend of a girl. This guy is the former.

>friend date
>#stillsingletho

Jesus, what an icy bitch. That guy needs to grow a pair and tell her to go fuck herself.

>>34794853
Often, what made it hard is they think they've invested a lot in this person, so they'll stick until they get it kinda like a gambling addict who keep pulling that slot machine. I think to minimize the loss, iIdeally they could've design a realistic target within a timetable, and if it's not progressing good, time to jump.

>>34794618
why hate STEM bro?

its just a subject. i dont hate other subjects or think of anyone else as lesser :/ just do your best in whatever you do, and hopefully you make it to a good place in life.

goodluck anon.

>it's a first year STEM student falseflags as somebody who hates STEM thread
why do this OP, artfags already know they're dirt

>be STEM major
>it's great
>love what i study
>peers awesome
>thousands of job openings
>6 figure salary within 5 years of graduating highly likely
>laugh at business major friends

did i do it right?

>>34794545
Buy a gun and shoot yourself
Original

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>>34794545
>roses and chocolates

Step your game up

If you do this she will laugh in your face

Extremely shy, I look 12, I never leave the house, I have no curves so most guys aren't interested in me, etc. And above all, I find casual sex to be pretty gross. Would want to lose my virginity to my future, hypothetical bf that I'm in a committed relationship with.

>>34794311
>I find casual sex to be pretty gross. Would want to lose my virginity to my future, hypothetical bf that I'm in a committed relationship with
Hm, I guess I can respect that.

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>>34794311
>I look 12
>I have no curves

Except what if I love you for that. Post pics tho.