Good day, /r9k/. Normally I just lurk here but today I'm sharing something very dear to me with everyone here: a Scrooge McDuck comic by Carl Barks. It's here as a nice, wholesome distraction from reality, because you're all wonderful people who deserve it.
>>38254307
And here we go, let's begin.
>>38254334
The bot is really annoying for dumps, but whatever
>>38254349
These were my favorite goddamn comics.
Shrooms or LSD
Which one would you rather use?
LSD worked better for me whereas I've gotten some shitty shrooms before and wasted money.
>>38254294
shrooms dud, none of that synthetic shit
Source on the pic on the right? Looks a lot like the visuals I saw during my trips when I was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH AMMMMMM TRIPPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Outside of their own race:
Black women
Asian women
Muslim women
Hispanic women
Native women
Indian women
Etc etc
All choose white men to hook up with more than any other man
The question is - why don't you rake advantage of this?
I 100% genuinely find pic related to be more attractive than a white girl
Indian and Persian women are the pinnacle of beauty.
Anybody who says otherwise are just plain wrong.
>>38254244
>tfw white guy with sand fever
living in white country with no refugees
I would like to cuddle with a chubby older black women.... but no ghetto trash
I sorta was. There was this one guy in our circle of friends who everyone used to shit on. He was usually called "the junkie". All he did was smoke weed and that's all we did so it was pretty stupid of us to call him that. We also used to draw cartoonish pictures of him and laugh our asses off given the right strain of weed. We mocked his voice and the fact that he always wore the same hoodie. The crazy thing about all this was that he was the best friend I ever had and ever will have.
>>38254203
there was a guy shorter than me in elementary school.
I made fun of him for his glasses.
I feel bad about it.
I didn't bully many people after that though.
I was sort of spiteful afterwards though.
I hate myself because of these sins.
I sometimes lie in bed and say sorry a few hundred times.
>>38254203
smoking weed make small things even smaller, On weed the numbers of memory stored is 30 times inferior, So there is chance he dont even remember anon,
You will never have a friend just like us, But at least we have us.
only keep the good memory op,
Remember only the good memory, memory, memory...
Yeah, when I was in 4th-5th grade I started making friends with the "cool kids" and we bullied the neighbor girl. What's fucked up is that we were friends and I traded it for a chance to be popular.
I turned out to be a huge loser in high school and even now. I'm sorry M
who /hygienic/ here?
>tfw American
>tfw use wet wipes to clean my bum
>tfw other americans use dry toilet paper to wipe feces from their bum and walk around all day with the residue
>>38254201
>tfw muslim
>use water to clean my bum
>cleaner than everyone else
>>38254201
white ppl be nasty yo
>>38254229
>Uses left hand and water to clean bum
I know, and you use your bare hand. You still leave behind residue. Wet wipes doesn't miss any areas of your bum through the crevices of your hand. It's gross what you muslims do.
*SSSSSSSIP*
Ah, yes, delightful. I think you know what happens next-
*SLLLLLLLUUURRRRP*
you do know the rules
>>38254101
Why did you post this to me when u know I've not had my coffee yet
>>38254147
Buddy does this cup look empty to you? Shh!
*waits silently*
>be me
>suck at every video game I own except fallout 4 and 3
>shy but when ever I got a computer in school I'd always play loud music to piss off people
>shy but loves to annoy the entire class
>fucking hates haveing attention
>likes this one bitch with fat ass but she hella annoying always saying shut up and kinda sounds like a man maybe beta male but she has a boyfriend
>uses mods for fallout but ended up ruining the whole game
what is the point of this post senpai?
To bash my self
Try being nice for a day. Look at this simple human smiling. This enables you to not be bothered by other, ans can make you happy.
>mom's bf found the cheeky tiki
>>38254017
>Big sister and her gf found the cum experiments
HET :DDDDDDDDD
>practice gf(female) found the sissy missy
>Father found my furry fuck fabric
Fuck he's furious!
Comfy General
Post comfy music, pictures, videos, gifs, webms
>>38253980
1/i don't know how many
>>38253991
more comfy pictures
>>38254016
blue-tinted windows
Can somebody try to make me feel a little bit better
>>38253904
become a girl so it won't be gay for me to cuddle with you
>>38253904
hey whats up man? how was your day? what kinda stuff are you into?
>>38253904
I don't know what's bothering you OP, but I hope it gets better soon.
nobody deserves to be unhappy
Is there any hope for average looking guys in online dating? Which ones are the least cancerous?
I tried Okcupid but literally every girl i found in my area is some fatass or sjw.
>>38253860
I made a profile and answered 100 questions truthfully and there aren't even any matches over 80% in a 75 mile radius.
If you want to see a whole lot of this
Another instant classic
*Knock knock*
Are ya winnin' son?
not yet but i will soon
>>38253854
FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS CUNT MOM SHOULD HAVE ABORTED ME
Don't go in there dadpepe :(
just a reminder that if you have ever creamed inside a human vagina or asshole, you are not a robot
non-virgins fuck off, REEEEEE
Its true.
At that point you literally passed the test of society .How can you in good conscience compare yourself to people who haven't even made it halfway and most likely never will?
>>38253848
i have creamed inside your mother's vagina, am i still a robot?
>>38253907
While you were creaming op's mom, i was creaming your moms ass
taking friend applications now!
leave some basic info about yourself, along with why you would be a good friend!
if you find someone else who interests you in the thread, share contacts with them!
hope you all make many friends!!
>>38253839
I am a dude and I enjoy going /out/ and watching lots of movies. I also enjoy choir and theater productions. Happy to make more friends :)
I enjoy playing video games and skateboarding. I'm an open person who accepts anyone for who they are
>>38254168
cool! got a discord?
Why don't you Robots go and get big and buff like me?
It's easy just go to gym.
haha i presume thats u M am i correct or nah? xD
>>38253823
>owning a t-shirt
kys normalchadfag
>>38253795
It actually is and I'm amazed more people don't. Like if you have a heart condition or something sure, but there are so many people not revelling in their own physicality who could be.
It feels so fucking good to smash out your routine. Just feels good to be alive.
I'm pretty sure this is what doing drugs is like, just without the payback later.