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>>36362522
because i would have to share the same religion as sandniggers

>>36362522
Because the west gives me femminism and dom mommy gfs with dicks.
>implying all muslims won't be social justice warriorfied within a decade

>>36362891
>implying sjws will still exist in within a decade
>implying millenials aren't conservatives

You're thinking small-time desu. sjws come and go, each new generation opposes the previous. Sharia is the only regime that has remained unaltered since Mohammed.

>>36362472
What counts as small?

>>36362472
Nope, perfectly acceptable dick reporting in

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>tfw only 6.5 inch dicklet
I wouldn't wish this hell on anyone.

>>36362469
You should probably not talk to her anymore.
Get a fucking grip, how desperate are you?

>>36362469
>Is it that she knows I like her and a signal to fuck off

It's this.

>>36362644
Not him, but don't fuck off. Become her best friend. Never feel for her again, then slowly poison her life.

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>do you like my hair short anon? Pretty qt huh?

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>some people can be very l-lewd and say m-mean t-things! You don't t-th-think I l-look l-like a-a-a b-boy do you?!

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I can't deal, fireman carry me into the bedroom and break my bones

>salt and vinegar chips
How can anyone eat these? It's like drinking battery acid.

>>36362390
Sounds pretty fucking heavenly lad
I'm starving

Sounds tasty but also unhealthy as hell. Dead by fifty/10

>>36362344
Pro;
Someone cares about you

Con:
At some point you'll prob have dick in your ass

>>36362378
>At some point you'll prob have dick in your ass
>Con

I'm not sure that word means what you think it does, Anon.

>>36362378
>someone cares about you
>At some point you'll prob have dick in your ass
But what's the catch?

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I think of this like this,
you are not American, what made the USA such a great place in the first place was white American population, by everyone immigrating there, you are just leeching off of someone, and before you know it, it's another dead husk of a nation, drained to multiracial garbage and finally, death.

It's nice to visit, and even live in the USA, but the thought of me helping the destruction of another great nation because of my lust for a good life is too great to bare, I would rather stay in my slav country and try to make it better, in what little way I can.

>>36362310
Haha, no. I thank God every day I wasn't born in Burgerstan.

As an Australian I look at the USA with their lovely housing prices and guns and I get really jealous.

Then I remember the niggers and it turns off the idea of living there.

>>36362304
Just commit suicide.
You were going to before. Why do you even care unless you thought better of it?

Also that's just conclusive evidence that your wife is evil.

>>36362349
Suicide is awful but if you do go through with it, beat her ass badly first. Pls, OP.

>>36362304
Here's a good idea for you, anon.

Murder-suicide.

>/int/ here
kys dumb cuckhold redditard countryball roleplayer

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>>36362269
>>I thought /r9k/ is gay was just a meme
>>turns out it's true
>/int/ here, stop being gay.
You do realize /int/ is like 10x as gay as this board

>>36362269
>posts a picture of a man who fights half-naked with other half-naked men
>calls others gay

>>36362147
well, he has his fans so... we people here dont have any

he must be really desperate if he's asking for money from his fans. give him a break op

>>36362147
What's your problem with it? He isn't forcing anyone to donate to him. Must be shit to have lost that much, warms my heart to see people chip in to help someone for literally nothing. I know first hand how useless UK police are and how unlikely they are to catch the wankers.

Fuck you bitch NEET. All my trap porn and alt right views will be public. Screw you. You get to make money from my taxes every month without getting monitored by employer.

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>>36361996
>I've got your Internet history here, Anon. Wow, you sure like women's feet, don't you?
Your response?

>>36362113
"Yup, thats my thing"

But famalam that's bara. We all need a little bear bf in our lives.

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>>36361997
Do you want to hear what I 'd do to my musculsr tranny girl?

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You're at traps

>>36361954
Ok I got one for you, but it is somewhat normie.
My ex-gf broke up with me almost a year ago (her reason was because I was a poor student and kept doing drugs) but we fucked a couple of times like a week afterwards then we went our seperate ways. Then she breaks up with her new bf of a month last week and we fuck last night after a short catch-up. She was extremely horny, passionate and intimate with lots of kissing, cuddling etc however she doesnt want us to be in a relationship. Is she honest about this? Its so hard to know. We're so sexually compatible and had a great time dating each other, ive also graduated and given up drugs for good. Is it likely she'll want to get back together or should we just stay casual fuck buddies? I've made it known that I wouldnt mind trying again but she seems a bit put off about any sort of commitment. We're in our mid 20's if that helps.

how do i obtain tall smart gf to pat my head

If I just approached a girl in class or in the dorm hallway would she think I'm a weirdo or would she appreciate the attention and that I took initiative?

>implying every single computer i have isn't a windows/linux dual boot

I like being able to play GOOD video games at high FPS.

>>36361947
Thousands of good games are available on linux, And hardware on linux is often more efficient than on windows

>>36361853
Because you're also hardwired to breed. Not to care. Society has depowered the urges that would see you rape

>mfw gay
>only reason i want children is so i can give them the childhood i never had
dont know if my reasoning for having children is better or worse than yours

I get what you mean OP.

However, when those Faceapp threads started getting big I ran a couple pictures of myself through the girl filter and it turned out I actually make a really hot girl, so I kept taking more selfies and turning them into hot girl pics. Then I posted them on 4chan and people kept saying how hot they were. I kept posting it and it made me realize that if I were a hot girl I'd do the same exact thing they do: seek attention, take pictures of my self, and try to look pretty and compare myself to other women (or men pretending to be women through a Jewish app). Maybe it's society and the amount of attention we give attractive women solely for being attractive women that makes them the way they are. If you were in their position, you'd probably act the same way.