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I matched with a 17 year old on tinder, I'm 23, I added her on snapchat and now we are making plans for a bonfire with my friend and her friend, her friend is 15, should I break my phone now so I don't get the urge to continue this? Because it's getting really tempting

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:11:46 Post No.34016427
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:11:46 Post No.34016427 [Report]

pls don't do it bro

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:23:19 Post No.34016634
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:23:19 Post No.34016634 [Report]

>>34016407

>American Puritan
>Age of consent is 16 in Canada

Gyahahah

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:26:01 Post No.34016685
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>>34016407
Continue it man, the worst that could happen is running up credit cards trying to runaway to the French Foreign Legion

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:07:27 Post No. 34016350 [Report] [View this topic]

Ask somebody who doesn't eat fruits or vegetables anything

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:08:19 Post No.34016365
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:08:19 Post No.34016365 [Report]

t. 3/4 of this whole board. Why do you think people here are so fat?

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:09:54 Post No.34016390
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:09:54 Post No.34016390 [Report]

How do you ward off scurvy? Do you at least take a multivitamin?

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>>34016350
fucking loser.
you've fallen for the "fruit and veg are unappealing but something we should eat for health" meme.

you're missing out. they taste great. fruit especially tastes amazing, why the hell would you deprive yourself?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:05:50 Post No. 34016331 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are you sedentary losers sitting at home wasting your deteriorating bodies in front of your PC...?
You should be at the gym. Don't you want to improve your body and mind and live a longer healthier life. If a woman can do it, so can you.

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>>34016331
b-but going to the gym requires being around people

every robot should do some exercise at home though, preferably have some weights

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:09:35 Post No.34016386
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>>34016331
>If a woman can do it
Women are already guaranteed sex. A moderately fit body guarantees them sex with hot men. If I get buff I'll still be alone. I do want to get fit though since I pray it will somehow make me feel confident, but it kills my motivation knowing it probably won't give me success in finding a human being who wants to be with me.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:09:58 Post No.34016391
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:09:58 Post No.34016391 [Report]

I've recently started going to the gym and by Jove it feels pretty good. managed to rum 5 km in less than 25 mins yesterday.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:02:14 Post No. 34016284 [Report] [View this topic]

>I'm an avoidant personality and live alone
>Have a painter in painting the entire house today and for the next 3 days
>Constantly fighting the urge to get hard since I'm used to fapping for hours in the afternoon
>I'm losing my mind. All I want to do is have a fucking fap

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:05:47 Post No.34016330
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>>34016284
Who fucking cares? Have a fap, it's your house. I'm sure this guy has seen worse an he probably won't even see or hear you doing your business.

You shouldn't even feel the need to worry. You can be silent enough anyway, right?

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:06:36 Post No.34016337
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>>34016284
>grab phone
>go to the toilet

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>>34016337
This for god's sake

Fapping into the toilet is fun for a change

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 02:42:13 Post No. 34016220 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you find a grill with a personailty matching yours in this day and age ?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:05:10 Post No.34016221
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You don't

Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:06:04 Post No.34016222
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>>34016220
Interbutt matching sites :D

Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:08:17 Post No.34016223
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>>34016220
>looking for personality in 2017

top jej what a cuck

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:59:02 Post No. 34016212 [Report] [View this topic]

>girls only date guys as or more attractive than them!

Explain my life then

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:00:00 Post No.34016252
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>>34016212
>girls only date guys as or more attractive than them!
Who are you quoting? Not even memeing

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:01:28 Post No.34016272
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>>34016212

Judging by the size of her arm, she's a fatty. Fatties will date anything, m8.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:10:56 Post No.34016411
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:10:56 Post No.34016411 [Report]

Smart girls settle down with some fatfuck breadwinner right before hitting the wall and then just fuck chad in secret.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:55:36 Post No. 34016160 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do people here hate on reddit?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:58:14 Post No.34016200
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:58:14 Post No.34016200 [Report]

Jealousy

That's why

Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:59:58 Post No.34016251
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:59:58 Post No.34016251 [Report]

to fit in with a bunch of social outcasts mostly

a lot of reddit is shit but there are some really good subs IMO

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:00:18 Post No.34016258
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:00:18 Post No.34016258 [Report]

Because the nu males on reddit hate the beta males on 4chan and vice versa

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/unifeels/ Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:54:22 Post No. 34016144 [Report] [View this topic]

At least we're not NEETs, if only in name.

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>start classes next week
>comp sci major
>hates math

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:49:15 Post No.34017075
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>>34016144
Dropped out before christmas. Good luck everyone

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>>34017075

What happened? What are you up to now?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:49:01 Post No. 34016073 [Report] [View this topic]

>femdom escorts
>whisky
>junkfood
>weed
this is what I waste my money on that I get from an inherited business

I have no real job, no gf, no friends, no achievements, no future
and I can't stop
please help

I call several femdom escorts over a week and I'm still a KHHV at the age of 25

help

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:08:21 Post No.34016366
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>>34016073
so you're a superNEET and you want my pity? Fuck you. I have to toil like a pig just so I can play viyda and live a reasonable existence. I'd give anything not to have to work.

Anonymous 2017-01-09 04:11:13 Post No.34016420
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>>34016073
give me half of your income so you have to cut down

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>25
>"ooooo nu, mah lief is ovar!!!!11!

Grow the fuck up kid, stop smoking weed, stop fucking hookers, eat junkfood if you want, just tone some stuff down, work out, or atleast just get fit, and just try looking at what you like to do in life, "i hab nu staf tu duuuuuuuu!", pick something faggot, even if its shit, pick something that atleast isn't too shit; you got a long, long, shitty road ahead of you, and you might as well just make it the best you fucking can.

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Tinder thread Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:45:27 Post No. 34016018 [Report] [View this topic]

Got matched with this. Dubs decide what I say.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:55:16 Post No.34016152
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:55:16 Post No.34016152 [Report]

Why'd you friendzone me?

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:56:41 Post No.34016181 [Report]

you have a nice face

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:58:14 Post No.34016199 [Report]

ey bb u wnat sum fuk?? pls so horny indian

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:44:11 Post No. 34016002 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw addicted to people insulting me over the internet

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:45:13 Post No.34016015
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>>34016002
BTFO attentionwhore

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>>34016002
You're fucking pathetic. I hope you choke on a black cock

Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:47:36 Post No.34016049
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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:47:36 Post No.34016049 [Report]

What a stupid addiction.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:42:37 Post No. 34015981 [Report] [View this topic]

Saw a guy at a retail store talking to one of the employees like this asking her weird personal questions and trying to take her out, being the guy that I am I had to step in. I go up to her and say the typical "hey everything alright."

I get a quick yes from him and no from her, so my brain immediately says "hey let's pretend you are her bf then he will leave her alone. Guys cant get s hint and she doesn't need this at work" Her name was Rachel (name tag) so I say "is there anything you need from Dunkin babe (coffee shop) I'll run and grab it for you for lunch, and Rach want me to put gas in your car. " note that I am furiously winking to the point it looks like I have a disability so she gets the hint, and she says back " Who the fuck are you now?"

I just started laughing and walked away.

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Canaduhfag. 2017-01-09 03:43:52 Post No.34015995
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>>34015981
Great story?

This isnt your blog faggot.

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>>34015995
It's quite literally my blog, faggot. I'm not breaking any rules.

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>>34015981
So she'd rather be creeped on by him than by you.
your cringey story gave me a chuckle at least.

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:42:03 Post No. 34015973 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's play a game.
Post a pic of your hand and people will try to guess where you from.

I'll start

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Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:42:53 Post No.34015983
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>>34015973
russia

muteed missmox

Anonymous 2017-01-09 03:45:22 Post No.34016016
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>>34015983
Nope. That's not the right answear tovarich

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I'd go with Croatia