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>Run
>feel exhausted
>my legs hurt
>my feet hurt
>I'm sweating
>people are looking at me
>don't feel any alleged benefits
Fell for the running meme again

>>36858462

You don't push yourself hard enough if you weren't overcome by an enormous sensation of warmth and relaxation shortly afterwards.

bump

lets hear those excuses

>>36858382
>Be me
>find nerdy girl who's a bit brainweird but delightful to be around
>would marry her
>she's engaged to a woman
>she marries her
>find out she used to date guys
>find out she cheated on her wife with a guy
>so if she were to cheat on her with me it probably would have already happened
>guess the world will just go on without her kids
>fuck

Girl I tried to avoid gets super close to me because of assigned seats. I tried to ignore her but she made her way into my life and introduced me to her friends and all and pretty much cured my social autism. She would always consider me and stuff and we got to the point where we would spend sun up to sundown and sun up again just talking to each other and shit. The day I saw her come to school sad is when I realized I loved her, I would've fucking died for her as gay as that sounds. I wanted to protect her, I'd kill for her smile. I made it a point to everyday make sure she laughed a lot and was having a good time. I confessed to her when she was leaning in my shoulder and her response was the worst thing she could've ever done, she hugged me tightly and said that she didn't want a relationship but wanted to stay close friends. Of course things got awkward and we drifted aoart over time but I wish she just let me down with a flat no and a look of disgust or something. I wish she hated me so that she didn't leave such a lasting impact on me. Nice girls are the worst man.

>>36858382
Did I met the cutest girl ever today she was fucking so hot I don't even really know how to explain in words how hot she was she was fucking really sexy dude and I got any really I was just being myself you know when I think you she's picking up the van but I'm really not sure I'll have to I didn't even get a number that and what the fuck was I thinking that's all right I'll fucking there's more playing presidency and Amber the girls hot

i'm talking to him right now

>>36858278
why are you talking in 3rd person femanon?

>>36858278
whadya mean you're talking to him? who's him ?
we're alone in this dark room

>>36858230
>Anyway we finally kissed.
>Turns out I'm gay.

>>36858317
cont.

>asked her if she has any chad friends
>she does
>get their number

cont?

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Just fucking post you raging autist

>>36858229
I'm female anon. Let's talk.

>>36858229
Nah, that's never the case. It smacks of pride to think you're that special-- get over yourself.

>>36858321
In a nutshell I am pessimistic, against race mixing,think social darwinism is morally reprehensible, and have no mainstream interests.

>>36858215
Sure have you got smash bros?

>>36858215
Sure. But can i stick my tongue in your tight pink asshole when we get there? Shucks, Molly Jane.

mary kate ashley olsen unsmudge that eyeliner RIGHT NOW

how u?

Wow, that's one tiny face LOL

hi granpa

>>36858073
>the moment i wander out of the only decent thread on /r9k/ and this is on the first page.

This board needs purging.

is this what men really want? fat thighs and butts and farting?
what the fuck?

>>36858391
No it's just want most of the fucking virgins here want because they are so desperate for a human touch between all the
>normies
and reeeing.

HOLY SHIT SOME OF U WHITE BOYS ARE SO PATHETIC
U COCKSUCKERS LIVE IN THE FIRST WORLD
CRIMINALY IS 20 TIMES LOWER THAN HERE
BUT SOMEHOW
U THINK URE BADASS
CAUSE U GOT TO A FUCKING CHATROOM
AND DONT FUCKING CHAT

HOLY SHIT U FUCKING AUTISTIC WEIRDOS

oh look at how edgy i am
oh look at how depressed
ure only putting an act u mongoloid twat
why dont u fucking kill urself then motherfucker?
why dont u go ER, SOdini or LAnza?/
do something about it
bitching online wont change anything
u fucking brat

those mongoloids pretend they're edgy, but they're mostly middle upper class suburban whites who think they're cool 'cause they do drugs. they go on fucking tinychat and do not fucking chat. also, they're insane white knights. you tell a bitch that offended you to kill herself and after awhile they ban you.

i'll tell you this, lookism is by far the BEST place on the internet
in 4 years I've NEVER been banned
you know why?
'cause people here are legit

we don't pretend
we don't try to look badass or fucking edgy
this cocksucker mongoloid once talked about my meme to text ratio (wtf?)
what a fucking twat.

i'm mad rn.
spent two fucking hours in this shithole (WHERE I FOUND FUCKING DANGIES) only to get banned 'cause i told some whore to go ER or kill herself instead of bitching only.

i'm bitching now
But not like her
I'm not oh I wanna kill myself oh poor me

FUCK HER
FUCK HIM (VINCE, FUCKING FAGGOT MOD)
FUCK THEM (MOSTLY).

How about advice FOR girls?

> all my friends live together
> ask one of them when i can visit
> " when were done packing? Near the end of the month?"
> tell her i'm autismal, is she telling me to fuck off?
> " no anon!"
> friday night
> another friend is visiting them, posted in group chat
> ask another friend if people are mad at me
> he says " no anon we all like you so-and-so just came over and you can too"

I always need others to invite me out. I'm too scared to inflict myself on others.

Yeah there's this chick down the street, real nice and friendly, cute.
We only talk at neighborhood get togethers and such, but I feel like she thinks I'm doable.

I wanna eat out her asshole. What do I do to get her in bed?
Work your magic op

>>36859192
That's probably not going to happen @ asshole

Try asking her out.

Because a gay person CAN become straight with enough effort, will, support from others and knowing what to do about it

>>36857952
>What is the most cancerous community in United States
4chan.

>>36857952
>Q22A+
hwat da fuk?

>>36857950

>had a gf

The door is that way normie >>>>

sorry anon, I feel for you

>>36857950
If there is one thing Learned you need to let it go.
She would not want you to be think fucked up about her.
Take it from me she would be happy if you left her alone and carried on.

I cannot comprehend this situation. Im in a vulnerable state right now. I have teared up. Good luck my friend, youll need it

Some times its simply the right idea at the right time.

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Well, he looks Jewish, so that's a good start

>>36857959
Jeff sucks ass

Amazon is run like shit and has a million issues and loopholes. Only reason it works is due to the scale.

I've personally bothered him because my account was locked with $400 in it and it took a true sob story for him to unlock it. He wouldn't help me at first.

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>>36857884
>tfw not that bf

>>36858039
You can be if you live near Windsor, Ontario

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>>36858093
Every time someone mentions where they live I want to cry because I live in buttfuck nowhere and finding people who live near is quite rare if never

>ywn get a bf from a r9k post

>>36857853
I wouldn't have been singing in the first place. Singing is strictly for the car when no one else can hear.

NORMIE GET OUT NOW LEAVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE

>>36857870
Good rule. i will have to use that from now on