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>>34708280
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and Sweet
Let me hold in close and keep it here
With me

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guys I just found this album it's really cool you probably don't know about it. let me just write out the lyrics

SWEET COMMUNIST THE COMMUNIST DAIGHTER STANDING ON A SEAWEED WATER

>>34708159
Sure, take it. Then once that's done we'll invade and purge it. The perfect plan.

>>34708159
It was Mexican territory for a gorillion years before we conquered it. Naturally, they'll gravitate to their ancestral homeland.

>>34709285
>invade
That's all you ever do, no wonder the world thinks you are a warmonger. Nice reputation you got there, I'm sure it won't ever come back to bite you in the ass when the other countries conspire against you

Nudist girlfriends are the master race of girlfriends.

Provide me with some smug Katkas please. I accidentally deleted the ones I had saved over the years.

European reporting in. Public nudity is nothing sexual, in fact it's even offputting seeing fat bellies, low hanging balls, cellulite, moles, pimple, lose skin and strech marks every day - but that's how people look like photoshopped magazines aside.

Please respond I need other robots to talk to.

IRC has been dead for years, man. No one uses it anymore. They were replaced by skype/steam groups, and now IRC style chats are making a comeback in the form of Discords.

>>34708761
irc. is. not. dead.

bumporeagaenoio

bumpity dumpity oreganolio!

if you are actually doing it, bump this thread, I'm trying to get your robots to actually have some social interaction

idontknow but nice pic

>>34708009
Your having a circulation problem.
You eat anything different recently? Whats your diet like?
Most likely diet related or it could be very serious.
Race, country, age?

>>34708302
I eat basically ramen for lunch and then a bit of meat with pasta or rice for dinner.
White, australian, 24

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DCB- STOP BEING SO STUBBORN. YOU FUCKING SEXY DWEEB.

Hey E,
Hearing or reading your name makes my heart skip- you've given me purpose in life and I can't help but love you more and more each day. I don't know if love was an emotion to you or just a status, but I simply hope you never feel half whole, like me. I don't know how someone so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful. We're no longer nine thousand miles apart, but now you want nothing to do with me. I wish you'd contact me and we could go to the library and just spend an afternoon together, but I'm sure that's too much for you. Now I'm stuck in your country for an entire year, wishing for you back. I love you so much.

A

>>34707989
B-but I don't have any

>>34707881
I have stuff like this happens sometimes too

>>34707881
The funny thing about "puttanesca" is that, as "puttana" means bitch in italian, "puttanesca" means literally "bitchesque".

>>34709188
Hm.
Not so sharply noted

Yeah.

Short hair is cute and so is colored hair desu

The real question is would she date someone who hates "social justice" and "diversity" and actively fights against it?

>>34707874
I already did.
She was beautiful, had a wonderful musical ability and I miss her every day..

Is that the girl from the inbetweeners?

He works at the biggest IT firm in the country as CEO and has facebook status relationships with 4 women simultaneously

>>34707865
He owns and runs his own gym, which apparently is very succesful

>>34707706
this fucking pisses me off. im younger and almost as hot as her, i dont have any kids, and i dont get any 25 year olds who are even financially SECURE.

she had several children out of wedlock with orlando bloom and this sap cant even stick it in

According to the screencap of the article you posted, the beta bucks is the one who wants to "keep it traditional".

I'd say he's internalised gynocentric values, but that still makes him a sort of willing cuck, doesn't it? Not her fault he's insane.

>>34707695
>Let's retain some dignity in this thread for Her majesty's sake.

nah

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>>34707695

How's the supermarket sweep meme doing?

What are some good video games that I can waste away my days on?

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Then why don't you chimp out about it?

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>>34707654

Come talk to me when you learn that the "blowjob filmed from behind the guy between his legs and pointed upward" angle was pioneered in 90 straight porn by director ChiChi Larue. Before that the angle was exclusively used in gay porn, ChiChi himself was gay.

They gayification of straight males has been going on for a while senpai.

if an individual is so fucking weak that he let 4chan posts change his gender and commit suicide then that's his own fault. it's all for the better too ie social darwinism

>>34707609
i got banned ): it was a sad day and i keep trying to go on but it wont let me

>>34707609
lizz doesn't even go on anymore, fuck yous

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this would be fun if it ever worked

If you have any voluntary engagements with human beings you are a normie and should gtfo

does instagram count as normie if you don't post anything, your profile is a mass shooter, and you just use it to read gay manhwa translations? asking for a friend

>>34707606

I think you've got a pretty good general description of normiedom here apart from

>normies are afraid of new and different ideas/things in general
>but apparently it's also normie to use drugs for fun

OBJECTION!