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Who /Canada/ here? How are my fellow robots spending Canada Day?
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>>38068714
jerk off and listen to sarah mclachlan whilst crying and playing video games and telling myself to stop being mediocre at everything. the crying really does help improve my game play for some reason.
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>>38068714
i'm going to be playing overwatch with strangers to feel slightly less lonely.
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>>38068714
Ill be at the hub of the great lakes enjoying a pier-side beer and smoke with the senpai

you lads?

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What are you most worried about them finding?
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>>38068707
My loli futa porn
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>>38068707
all my pepes are stolen.
Fuck the police
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Well I keep my porn on an encrypted partition, so I guess all the gay fanfiction.

God tier
Fat Burger, Smashburger

High tier
Five Guys, In-n-Out, Red Robin

Mid tier
McDonalds, Sonic, Wendy's

Low tier
Carl's Jr/Hardee's, Dairy Queen, White Castle, Steak n Shake, Jack in the Box

Shit tier
Burger King, Krystal, Checkers
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Thought in-n-out and Red Robing where better than fat burger. Fat burger belongs in mid tier
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>>38068679
Keep it up and you will be spending the second half of your life on pills and in Dr's offices. Turn it around while you can. Learn to cook veggies and grains. It's not hard
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>>38068731
It's all up to opinion in the high tiers. Fatburger suits my taste very well. It's at least high tier, maybe a little greasy, but the texture and taste are perfect.

>>38068737
Already in the second half of my life moralfag. I'm eating good food now days.

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used to have a whole group of friends we would go to outdoor parties and drugs togethr was awesome

now, i havent had any other friends in 10 years. feels bad
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wish i had friends [orig]
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do you play any computer vidya?
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>>38068663
did you drive all your friends away? thats what ive done. i just hated them and treated them like shit, because i really did think they were trash. i just hate myself most of all though, and saw myself in them.

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Can I hate/blame women if I have never tried to start conservation with one?
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i can say go hit on some. i hate some girls because they shit talk and cockblock. i had two girls cockblock me in my life.
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>>38068538
Yes
No one has spoken to all women ever since the dawn of time
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>>38068538
Yes, you can. Society puts an arbitrary onus on the guy to take the initiative, not your fault

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>move into new apartment
>2 blonde ladies probably in their early 30s sitting on their patio next to mine
>as I'm moving stuff in, I can see them whispering to each other while looking at me
>go to get into my vehicle to leave
>they wave at me and motion for me to come over to them
>one lady talks to me
>"Hey, where ya going?"
>Tell her where I'm going
>"Oh, well she likes that you're a ginger!"
>mfw
>look at the other lady, she's smiling
>th-thanks...I-I-I have to go now...
>get in my vehicle and leave

Were they hitting on me? Am I gonna cuck Chad with his Stacy?
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yes they were hitting on you...or the one who smiled at you. go be a robot buy some alcohol ask her over..
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Probably laughting at you giving you hope that someday you will touch a girl...
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>>38068582
:(
I've touched girls...

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Does anyone else notice how common advice or "truths" seem to align up with what people want to believe all the time?

Like "you need to learn to love yourself first before you can love someone else" or "people can tell youre a bad person thats why you dont have friends" or something else that follows similar thinking. Like people just dont want to face the reality that they have the power to make a change but just dont want to so they rationalize by shifting the blame.
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>normalfags are biased due to living privileged lives
more news at 11
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>>38068540
really or are you just being a little sarcastic FUCK
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>>38068494

>People would rather concoct a comforting lie than face a painful truth

You're learning, OP

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Fembot here.

Ask me anything!!!

Pic related :)
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do you have any fembot friends

orgiamifsdf
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time stamp or gtfo
saged till then
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>>38068444
lying scum. take a shower and go enjoy life. christ

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Is Biden /ourguy/?
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he is of patrician taste
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He's like that because he's always been CHAD
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Joe Biden is an old Chad who lacks the self awareness to realize he's past his prime.

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you guys gave me a mommy domme fetish.

all i want to do is make some cute virgin here my slave boy, beat him, have him do chores for me, but also take care of him. i'm not sure if i'd actually want him to call me mommy though. he'd have to be younger than me too, i'm 25.

like if he were being my footstool i'd check on him periodically to make sure he was okay, or if he wanted anything to drink. i'd pet his head and get him a collar and leash. i fantasize about making my virgin slave breakfast (easiest thing for me to cook) after beating him.

i already have a bf who i'm submissive to and that i call daddy but you guys got me fucked up since i always considered myself submissive. i told my bf this and he just laughed at me

fuck my life
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>>38068411
>You guys got me fucked up
>Got me fucked up

Lol!! I love that I always say that. It's like, "don't get it twisted" lmao. You seem like a cool girl you know what you want. Are you sure a virgin boy would love you right though? You'd probably have to train him ;)
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>>38068486
i can't tell if this is bait sorry

i don't want him to love me, i just want to take care of him. if he finds a situation that is more beneficial to/for him then that's great.
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>>38068411
This is all I want pls yes

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How do you forget something terrible you've done in the past? How do you move on and stop thinking about the horrible mistake every day?
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I regret not going to my father's burial when I was a kid.

A later saw the photo of his dead body in the local newspaper (they used to do that here, real crazy shit when you think about it), and regretted a lot.

I visited his grave recently but it still does not makes me feel better.
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Step1: Accept that you have done it
Step2:recognize that you can not change the past
*Step3: tell yourself you are human and all humans make mistakes
Step4: move on with your life

*repeat this step until you master steps 1 &2.
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I just try not to think about it

diet grilled cheese

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>go to Dairy Queen
>mummy unironically orders chicken tendies
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>>38068369
Dude, are you wearing a dress? Is this subtle bait?
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how much was that like 5 bucks? what a rip
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>>38068369
>>38068410
pls respond...

kol

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MMMM WHATCHA SAYY
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Underrated posty
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I think this thread needs more attention. Good one.
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this thread has my interest

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I'm here to help the robots.

I want you to know that the reason for your robotic nature is anime (or insert other geeky hobby here).

In Japan, apart from the most shameless otaku, anime is seen as a passing fancy meant for children. As a kid you may watch your favorite shounen action series, see kaiju movies and watch buy the occasional manga with your pocket change. As a teen, you may enjoy one or two series, possibly buying the entire collection with money earned from your part time job, and play a few games, but that is it. In college you might be forgiven for watching a show you started as a kid to its finish and seeing some more "mature" series movies/specials (GiTS Arise, etc.), but your geeky days are behind you.

The same applies here in America. Ditch your geeky vices and enjoy real life.
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>Ditch your geeky vices and enjoy real life.
real life is shit though
its not as fun and the girls are ugly
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>>38068387
Perhaps that's because of the anime. Just like porn, the more you expose yourself to it,the more ingrained in you it becomes. You must disconnect yourself from it, in order to cure your woes.
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>>38068387
And you are a handsome guy worth their attention?

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STEVEN
WHAT IS THAT FACE
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The face of one who is about to culturally enrich that superior brown pussy
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>>38068297
>The face of one who is about to culturally enrich that superior brown pussy
look at that face Steven is making
he wants to feel like a girl
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Avatarfag I don't know if I like you or not

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