Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4322. page

>>37802631
>having a dad
top kek, get the fuck out of here normie

>>37802666
satan trips confirm dads are for normies

>>37802631
Died when I was eight.

>>37802617
By existing.

original clitoral

cac femlets literally BELONG at the feet of black goddesses

Would worship that delicious ebony booty

>>37802570
>ghosting beta uprisings
I have no idea why the fuck I come to /r9k/ anymore, I used to come to 4chan to do cool creative junk but it's becoming less common

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Any violent uprising in a first world country will fail. Sorry to disappoint.

>>37802678
Do you think Lord Elliots final day of retribution was a failure?

There were rivers, rivers of blood and a mountain of skulls

When bullets fired from a moving vehicle enter your cerebral cortex its pretty hard to deny the power of the sender...

if you're eating anything other than Totinos then you need to leave this board

>>37802510
>chicken
Dropped

>>37802510

why are you eating rice with the quinoa

respond robots. I know I am not the only one. Any intimacy and shame issue you have concerning your sexuality - share it. I always liked this thing ever since I am young, fapped to MILFs or domme-y girls and crap like that. Now I can barely feel attracted to girls that aren't thicc or in otherwise seem confident or confident-slutty. I want to love all women.

What is your story, robot, do tell.

>>37802476
>is nofap all it takes
Why can't people wrap their heads around this? Yes, not fapping or watching porn is the only way to reprogram your brain into being attracted to vanilla.

Try a month and see how it goes.

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>>37802476
cyborg here.

I had sex with more than a handful of girls, but they were almost all chunky goths or SJWs or autistic anime girls with neko ears, etc. A couple of real qts though.

Anyways my general advice for you is that nofap is fucking dumb. You're going to cum sooner or later. You don't want to walk around with a boner all day long.

Nofap does have a bell curve of usefulness over time. After two weeks it stops being useful and starts being an hindrance.

Noporn is the real way to fix your sex life. There's nothing wrong with beating off when you're horny. Sitting around all day in front of the computer while looking through hundreds of videos that barely make you half-hard anymore just so you can joylessly squeeze out a single cumdrop 8 times a day is the real problem. People beat off just out of boredom.

And to meet girls and have more odds in your favor to hook up with some, join an "alternative" subculture. Like what I did, it could be the punk scene, the anime clubs, LARP groups. By default you'll already have a bunch of stuff in common to talk about and can related to each other.

pic unrelated.

>>37802452
But wheres the harm you may ask? What harm is there in letting people shitpost a bunch of memes? I'll tell you. The reason is because deep underneath all the memes and attention grabbing nonsense is a deeper issue. The issue of attention grabbing, the issue of putting your voice out there and wanting to be heard no matter what bullshit you might be talking about.

It encourages people to behave in awful ways and do whatever is necessary in order to rake in the responses. Few and far between are the well thought out posts which evoke true sentiment, or attempt to tackle a deeper issue. And the ones that do barely get 10 replies if they're lucky.

So where is the incentive for well thought out posts to be made? There is none. No one wants to take time to write an intelligible thought when you can get 10 times the amount of responses by posting a cartoon frog and an inflammatory statement.

2/10

>>37802469
You might say, "Well, some of those shitty threads which go over 200 actually have some well thought out arguments." And while this may be the case for a small minority. It certainly isn't the norm.

Usually the aim of these "arguments" is to smugly imply that the person above you has a line of reasoning which is faulty. The use of greentext. And the greentext is usually just one line of dialogue such as:
>"Implying your argument isn't bullshit"

And this itself is the devolving of arguments into low effort "debates" which the other person may have to type out several paragraphs just to prove the other person wrong based on a single line of text.

3/10

>>37802489
So why is this happening? Who's to blame? I can't honestly say, but if you think about branding, and how they have a logo and a catchphrase to market and advertise their product to a mass audience. Perhaps the general 4chan public has picked up on the effectiveness of corporate marketing.

Or perhaps it's the laziness of the people posting. Why put in effort at all when you can just shitpost and garner a ton of attention?

Now don't misunderstand, I'm not against shitposting in small quantities. The amount of levity they bring may be beneficial for those who don't like to involve themselves in super serious discussion.

4/10

The rhythmic slapping sounds are so much better. Fat girls give better head because they're always hungry.

>>37802411
most guys I've asked here say it's worse but they give better blowjobs

I'm one of those stereotypical /fit/ shitposters and I honestly hate fat people, but the woman I love is pretty chubby and I can only imagine how soft and heavenly it is. I want to know as well.

>>37802386
ACS has access to his e-mail account, ElliotDoxxer is planning to have an access to the police evidence material that is yet unseen. Those are both what could be called "rare stuff". Someone's Facebook or Instagram images are not, even if they are a nice add for those who have no social media.

And I am not going to share anything here anymore, as I know it will soon appear on some blog or in some video, the author of those things taking all the credit for them to themselves, not bothering to notify they got the information from someone else.

P.S. Blame you own arses, if you have to ostracize me to the point this trhead gets killed right in the beginning of it. I'm not going to keep this up, but instead go to fill up my immense archives of all things connected to Elliot, to be able to write a novel that is based on him and start up couple of design projects inspired by him.

>>37802729
Imagine if someone had an acces to Elliot's deactivated facebook, which would provide him to see all of his convos and statuses, not to mention other rare pics.

>>37802386

He thought he was so smart yet he couldn't reach his goal of killing women.

He went on a rampage against women and still killed more men than women.

>>37802366
Son, you're on your way to a collection. Next steals mom's underwear.

>>37802543
i already got one hostage, went straight after my aunt took a shower into the bathroom and it was hanging there ready to be taken.

now i feel like i need more to feed my hunger.

>>37802671
How hard are you smelling these right now?

>>37802363
I don't hate women but women sure do hate me so I just gave them what they wanted and left them alone.

>>37802498
how do you know for sure they hate you?

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>>37802363
I don't. I just enjoy this board more than the rest. It's /b/ a little lest shit imo.

Makes me feel pretty good actually. If you know a game is inherently and permanently rigged against you then you can save the energy in trying to win and just focus all your energy on doing hobbies you enjoy.

And what if I'm not a manlet?

chad's don't have to "taste" pussy idiot

>>37802356
Why is your tinder yellow?

Fuck you r9k you don't know how to have fun.

>>37802633
I think it's bumble.

it's like tinder, except only women can message the men first. Horrible idea considering that women crave attention and get a dopamine rush Everytime they open an app and see 20 new messages they received over night

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Gonna post screenshots from the server to bump

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Optifine for 1.12 is awesome my dude, just as awesome as this server

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>>37802371
this means dump of the comfiest pictures ever

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>>37802287
throw acid in her face.

Only the lowest degenerates will (still) want to fuck her after an acid attack and she'll be all yours.

>>37802338
dude
are you me? i wanted to post this

>>37802287
You have to fuck her first and mark her as yours

Girls don't like computer nerds like you anyways. So no need to worry, little gamer fag.

you cant have babies without a gf

>>37802467
I hate kids
originally