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No, l'm a huge dick.

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Id pound Raven so fucking hard.
>tfw she will never exist

As far as the normies know I am.

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Pretty much this. Feel like 12 bucks.

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Pretty much sums it up

original blox

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>>35685510

We are back on top baby

INFP, obviously. Do you happen to have an infograph for INFP like that? I searched Google but couldn't find it.

>>35685607
I'm an INFP and i see it as one of the worst
>overly sensitive
>no real skills
>idealistic
>too caring over people andrelationships with them
>Come across as the opposite of what you're really like to strangers
>Takes forever to "just bee yourself" so you're seen as either boring or weird

>>35685508
It's ISTJ you fucking NEET

>tfw not someones skinny, short trans gf

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>>35685466
How short anon?

>tfw 5'9

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>>35685466
>tfw nobody will transform me into their designer skinny short trans gf
Dress me up and treat me like a human sized fuck doll plz

my money's gettin bigger
you stupid fuckin
spic

10/10

orginallitio

>>35685437
what?

originalIIy

Everyone join now! It's so comfy! :)

We are looking for girls. We don't have much girls so we need more... :) It is comfy here, please join. :)

This is a good server. So please come on in everybody :)

>>35685186
Wow, I'm dating a girl that's nerdy and we have much in common but she's incredibly boring as well. I'm actually thinking about breaking up with her already and we just started dating officially this past weekend

>>35685252
>being nerdy
disgusting

>>35685186
You've achieved the American dream OP.

>be me
>have shitty genes
>have powerful autism
>nobody gives a fuck about me

A short story, but really what else can be said?

>>35685161
I'm so bored of everything that I can't think of anything worth doing.

>>35685161
I mean how you found this site mainly, and the circumstances

If that's true, then the fact that it's pointless is pointless.

So you're not actually saying anything.

Yeah, I do know

t. NEET loser

>>35685119

Kill yourself, my dear.

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>>35684960
Are you fucking stupid?

Hilarious and original.

>>35684960
Say that you're a solipsist.

Say that STEM is cancer.

Say atheism is the most triggered religion.

Misinterpret Nietzsche, hell, even other philosophers.

>>35684960
Go on /his/ and defend hre.

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So sick of this shit. Every day, all day on all the big boards

sage goes in the options field

How about fuck whoever you want, you don't have to have a Nigger Cock if you don't want any.

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>>35685005
Sick of what my friend?

Are you just a little dick white boy mad that your women prefer black cock?

>>35684948
Nothing gets me up, I often lay there for an extra hour wondering why life is so fucking shitty

>>35684948
If I have to take an emergency shit, or if I have a headache from sleeping for 30 hours without having any water.

>>35684948
Imagine that thing talking to you in a deep grounded voice. Absolutely terrifying.

I don't know, I don't really pay attention to 3d women
post more

>>35684942
yeah, my sister is 90lbs with a cellulitey ass.
i'm 200lbs with cellulite also on my ass.

>>35684942
In CCCP before 1991, women did not know what cellulite is, after 25 years of eating """enhanced""" superior western food, most of the girl have cheese ass

>>35684921
> have nightmare about getting a job

Oh boy

>>35684939
Shit man, got an interview tomorrow

>>35684939
i've once dreamed that i walked down the cold winter-streets with a cute girl tight in my arm

as i woke up my will to live vanished

>>35684920

A woman.

I could have everything. High paying job, ripped healthy body, tons of free time, great hobbies, but if I have to be a khhv my entire life I don't see the point of it all.

>>35684956
The way I see it is you need to be content with your life without a SO before you can actually get into a healthy relationship

>>35684920
All I want is a wife who I can have 5-10 kids with, even when I meet a Christian woman she tries to fornicate with me. It's depressing, I don't think I'll ever find a Christian wife.