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>>36059175

Bagel bites and fruity pebbles.


But then I hit puberty and needed more. >>36059175

>>36059175
vegan

origami

Sausages and lucky charms.

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kelly hart. best british milf

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A bit of rule 34.

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You need to find a therapist or a gun to kill yourself with.

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>>36059165
What's wrong with finding a cute girl, splashing her face with acid, removing her limbs and replacing them dog prosthetics and every now and then lock her in a dark room after giving her drugs? Then after years and years of abuse finally impregnate her and have her watch the child grow up to see nothing more than a pet?

>>36059293
>what's wrong with that
Kill yourself dude, do the world a favour.

Post pic with timestamp, Snoop

I'm going to your concert on easter with my friends, should be pretty cool.

I think you shouldn't mock the president and pretend to shoot him.

I smack the little fag.

I have one rule with them, they stay away from me I stay away from them and they can continue to rid my house of other bugs.

>>36059068
Same reaction I have to stray dogs. Internally panic, but keep appearance of calm.

>>36059114
so a breach of contract is death eh? Its cruel but I can respect that.

>>36059015
Hope you have college or a job with upward mobility lined up

I sure hope you got neetbux

>>36059015
OP that was me, but I got a gf at 19. Don't give up hope.

>>36059008
You dodged a bullet, bro. Don't let yourself get trapped.

>>36059008
I love that she probably obsessed over that, too

>>36059008
>I don't want a father for my kids
>Ok that's great, I didn't want to anyway
>wait what? I actually did want a provider
this is why single mothers are manipulative pieces of trash

Take some pictures next time. Or even better, video.

>>36058896
l think you might be. Also you shouldn't be flushing those gloves, toilets aren't made for that shit.
Story time:


>Friends dad is a plumber
>He goes to fix a blocked toilet at some old ladies house (shes like 70 or 80 or something)
>Finds blockage
>Its blocked by mostly tampons and sanitary pads
>Shes the only person who has been living in that house for a long ass time
>Ancient tampons and sanitary pads just fucking rotting in the pipes for years

Never become a plumber guys

I used to not shit fridays so every Saturday id take a super shit and the toilet would clog every damn time

>>36058889
>54
It's a grand wizard, is'n it ?
Also there's a fault on the last phrase (I think) "...to much to..."

>>36058991
that's the least obvious fault of very many are you fucking chinese

>>36058889
I want this to be me desu. Imagine those fucking powers

>>36058888

good for you, dude.

nice

pedophilia doesn't work with your daughters. trust me on this one

>>36058888
if you don't like loli you're fucking gay. godspeed OP

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kinda ya

girls like me when i am comfortable but being in a relationship makes me too anxious to be comfortable

its like the fruit is right there but i cant take it

Oh yeah I'm a super tall white handsome Chad so I can just pick up a girl any time I want I just walk up to her and say "Hey you look cute wanna hang out?" and they giggle and smile. It's so fucking easy bro.

That's why I hang out all day on /r9k/ being depressed.

>/chad9k/

I kind of feel the same. I'm comfortable yet always worried they will get bored of me because I'm not keeping it entertaining. Its like I feel that my company isn't enough, yet they wouldn't have dated me if they didn't like my company. It's so contrarian.

They done this to me all the time and whenever I answered they pretended I wasn't speaking loud enough.

>>36058901
You were the sperg that literally everyone made fun of in highschool, weren't you.
Lmao

I'm sorry that people bullied you anon. No one deserves to be treated like that for no reason.

Probably gonna go to some big building downtown and masturbate on the top floor.

>>36058789
hmm.... I live in a very small country. It's likely I can keep parts of it running. We've a big hydroplant an hour or two away, I would head there. I take it cars and such are still around? They'd be filling the roads making travel harder.... perhaps I could possibly learn how to control a train or something lol. Oh wait... if no people then no one to play games with hmm... I mainly play mmos. Maybe I'd just kill myself after all haha

>>36058789
Probably download some shit about electricity and head out of town to my grandparents holiday home near that hydro-dam for forever power

Then idk, go rob places and joy ride in expensive cars, try and find as much drugs as l can.

Are animals still around? l'd probably just hang with my doggo and go though people personal possessions and laugh at them. Eventually l would blow my brains out

>>36058737
Find a hobby
>Sounds like a meme, but it works if it's a hobby with like minded individuals.
Or put that solitary time to good use

>>36058737
Kill yourself
((Original postabshsbsd

>have a ton of friends before high school ended, some after
>irl, online
>birthday hits
>realize that we're only posting on snapchat because we think we're important
>ghost them all

I originally want to die

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>>36058716
why don't you just go whore yourself out at this point? you're never getting any bf

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>>36058749
>you're never getting any bf
It's gonna happen any day now.

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>>36058716
>her feet are so tiny in that pic

CAN'T UNSEE NOW, FUCK