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>>38944292
God, Gavin McInnes is so fucking insufferable.

>>38944292
He did that pretty smoothly though tbqh.

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>>38944292
Of course, /r9k/ is a leftist board afterall

>>38944271
why exact would i do that?

>>38944283
Government knows EVERYTHING you do online.

>>38944308
>Implying deleting some shitty account will change that.

>>38944200
I think being told I need eye contact, a firm handshake and to ask for a job is very informative. Those boomer dad images are also very high quality. I feel as though boomer dad is staring straight into in my dying eyes

>>38944200
This is a board that was not just so bad it was deleted, it was so singularly terrible it was brought back solely because all the other boards started complaining of sudden uptick of shitposting when it was axed.

Bringing the robot back was a mistake.

Hmmmmm threads arent fun anymore without the simple hmmmm

Sometimes nothing needs to be said and a silent image post will say it all by itself, forcing text for every post is retarded, the robot has outrun its usefulness and is a nuisance a bitter annoyance on this board now

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>>38944195

he's a severely autisticly dedicated shitposter who manages to find his way into almost every thread on every board that happens to even tangentially mention that one children's cartoon with the small horses in it

watch this

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You can always look it up my dude.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Barneyfag

>>38944257
>>38944291
didn't know it was a person. i thought it was an insult or something.

I can help with fashion questions

Here's mine: I've been sick for nearly 4 months, with pneumonia which I now know may be COPD. my fitness standards have fallen a fair bit, and I've lost a fair bit of weight. today, I ran two timed 1.5 mile treks, with the first being an abysmal 10:48, but the second was a passable 9:34. I'm slowly working back up my lifting standards, easily able to do two plates again, and I'm back up to 182lbs.
Not great, good, or even decent, but I'm getting there.

>>38944243
tell me how to dress

>>38944153
I don't want to be a burden to my family, so I must study and get a job.

>>38944153
my back starts to hurt after sleeping for 10 hours

>>38944153
>Do you have motivation for anything?
No.

>>38944127
I got myself a chubby chick with a soft ass and i admit i spend a lot of time touching her butt when we're together. I still gotta convince her to try anal tho. Might stick a finger in next time.

Sauce on this? I saw a webm from the same exact scene recently and thought that ass looked amazing

>>38944374
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5700339ce7033

Normo here. Been with multiple girls.

Most girls can't make me cum with their mouths alone, so they mostly don't swallow. I'd had few that are willing to swallow, but make a big scene over it like a fucking prissy bitch

Some girls are genuinely into swallowing cum and having guys cum on their faces, though. Consensus on my part is that most girls just tolerate semen.

Only if you're Chad. If you're average they don't care if you even cum.

>>38944125
I always swallow given the chance or if he cums on his stomach or something like that I lick it up
ive even licked it off of pillows and blankets

>>38944107
Nah, just do it faggot.

Talk to her about your problems so you can get help. Don't kill yourself anon, you'll break her heart.

>>38944107
Quit being a pussy and instead if killing yourself do something else like build a birdhouse or some shit.

>>38944105
I want to use you to lure drunk white girls home for some DP.

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>>38944105
Whats up my bigger

>>38944105
I'm down to kill you. You got anything you can give me before I do it in exchange?

post throwaway if you're seriously interested

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>>38944101
The obsession people have with sex on this board is really weird to me. Maybe we are just the silent majority but it feels like there arent many people who just wanna be in a pure loving relationship for a board based on feels.

I just wanna hang out and be real with someone for once instead of putting on a face all the time. Handholding seems a ton nicer than bepis into banina too, yeah

fembots are total qts, agreed

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>>38944357
Just want to wake up next to someone and feel loved really, want to share experiences with another person who makes me happy.

Is it really that much to ask?

>>38944101
I agree anon.
I only want to be loved and love someone back

>>38944082
Only one waifu. Fags with multiple waifus are scum of the earth

>>38944118
A bit more sfw please. And one I can say in real life desu. Arigato gozaiymas

>>38944180
Fine then, don't be optimistic. Being optimistic creates false expectations that, when not met, hurt you more than expecting things to go wrong.

t. amerifag oreganiole

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You can always just wait for Assad to blow you up when you're in public

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>>38944058
>My ancestors could have immigrated across the atlantic ocean and saved me from the fate of being a Yuropoor
>Instead they stayed in fucking England
>E N G L A N D

>>38944053
>little sister has boyfriend over for the night
Why the fuck do you care

>>38944053
Enjoy the noise op

>>38944067
Not OP but know the feels
not being able to peacefully going to the kitchen because some chad thundercock wants to talk with you about some normie shit and be superfriends or some shit with you

>>38944031
its the sad truth anon

>>38944087
I blame all those adults that told me "you can be anything you want". Such shitty advice and gives a child an unrealistic lookout on life. My dreams have turned into nightmares that haunt my every moment.

>>38944031
its true, its just not enough emphasis is put on what "hard work and determination" actually means. You literally have to work so hard at what you want to do you hate it and even then keep doing it until you're good enough you start loving it again.