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its my birthday r9k, can anyone wish me happy birthday? please
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Happy birthday, man. Hope yours is a good one.
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>>38793828
no.
jajajajajajajjajajajjaja
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Happy birthday fellow robot
;_;bloxblox
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So every time i go to the dr, she feels my balls . was wondering if its normal or if its something i can look into and perhaps make a move next time? Its kind of hot if you think about it for a second, the whole woman squeeze your balls part.
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ask for prostate checkup
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>doctor checks balls for testicular cancer
>"hmm... I should hit on her!"
She will stop being your doctor if you do that, so if you want her to keep feeling you up you better shut up.
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Of course not you fucking autist. Unless you want a sexual assault charge
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I TOOK PILL AND A PIZZA
TO THROW A THREE CHEESE IN THE POOL
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>>38793819
Now why would you do any of that?
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>>38793819took me a second
doubtfully original
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>>38793819
WHEN IT FINALLY GOT COLDER
FELT TEN INCHES LONGER
BUT FUCK IT I NEEDED TO POO
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>be me
>meet a nice girl off tinder
>she's nice and easy to talk to
>by the end of the date she starts talking to me about her ex bfs
>doesn't seem too quiet about sex with them either
Should I bother with her? She's really the best I can have, even if that's scraps. I can't really go any better than this.
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>tinder
kill yourself
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>>38793759
would you buy a used car if the last owner fucked it?
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>>38793817
I was expecting a girl to have had at least one partner but ffs not that many, and I didn't expect her to describe that shit to me on the first date.
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Do spics make the most superior chad's?
>naturally bronzed/tan
>dark hair
>possibly light eyes
>pussy eating lips
>likely to inherit african dick
>speaks in beanish and has luring accents
also what's the spic name for Chad?
We know nigs have Tyrone.
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>naturally bronzed/tan
Not all of us are. Some of us can pass for white.
>dark hair
Again, not all of us.
>possibly light eyes
Some of us
>pussy eating lips
Some of us
>likely to inherit african dick
Not really. I'm painfully average.
>speaks in beanish and has luring accents
This cam be seen as a detriment. The US is a country where most people speak English and see other languages as a waste of time. Also, the Spanish accent doesn't hold a candle to British or Irish accents.
In short, there are latino robots out there.
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>>38793795
>The US is a country where most people speak English and see other languages as a waste of time
not for long.
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>>38793739
Carlos?
Nsn
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I've never named an edition edition
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Crikey lads, I don't think I've ever seen threads die like this. Probably because it's really early. Speaking of, I actually woke up in the wee hours of the morning rather than the afternoon, which I consider a result.
Post waifus?
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DONT MUG YOURSELF DONT MUG YOURSELF
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Mornin britfeelers hope your all doing well I'm 3 days into my 2 weeks off and I'm already bored shitless any ideas for things for me to do
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Tinder night with Gary, night 3 2017-08-02 05:28:47 Post No.38793684
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Tinder night with Gary, night 3
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>the Audra is still talking with me.
No new matches though
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>>38793684
ayy gary how's spoon boob?
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>>38793684
I'm gonna get nudes for you guys tonight I promise.
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She looks like a sjw so I figured she would of blocked me by now
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so I made out with a qt 8.5/10 last saturday night at a party and I dont know what to do now. she's so out of my league and im afraid of screwing things up, i cant stop thinking about her. what do i do now?
>inb4 text her
i just dont know what to talk about without being awkward
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go ask /soc/, normalfaggot. better yet, choke on shit
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>>38793676
Are you sure it wasn't anything other than a drunken party makeout? Tread carefully.
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>>38793676
>a qt 8.5/10
translated from autism=6.5/10
>im afraid of screwing things up
she probably doesn't even remember you sperg.
Just try texting her saying how "u had a nice time" and if u get a reply(doubtful) ask her if you she "wants to hangout again lol xD"
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>be me
>girlfriend doesn't ever give me any
>mfw.gif
>asks to come over today
>sure why not
>been fighting so Im not expecting anything
>last 5 minutes cuddling
>girlfriend looks at me and says
>"anon I have five minutes before I leave"
>"what can we do in five minutes ;)"
>Jizz.avi
>I freeze and say make out
>she presses harder and asks what else
>I am retarded so respond "uhhh fool around?"
>she says ok
>spend minute rubbing her clit on jeans
>she asks if it would be easier if her pants were off
>feelsgoodman.7z
>attempt to unbutton pants
>fail
>ohshit.exe
>just say that I did it
>she leaves
How was your day /r9k/?
Pic unrelated
Please help
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>>38793672
This thread just makes me angry beyond belief.
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>>38793672
You are clearly young and have much hope for normaldom.
Leave this horrible place immediately, before it corrupts and destroys you.
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Autism involving girls thread? Alright..
>be me
>birthday
>invite girl over
>get high
>lay on my bed starring at each other
>she puts hand on face
>she starts leaning in
>be betafag
>remind her that she already has a boyfriend
>she says okay, gets off of my bed.
>she starts play goat simulator on my PC
>after 20 mins realize my autism
>cry after she leaves 2 hours later
I'm so sad guys. I really liked her. I should of taken the chance right?
>reddit likes it so I must hate it
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>>38793646
It's now also popular to hate r&m on reddit. There's constant posts saying "DAE hate rick and morty because its fans are so annoying"
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>>38794103
>>38793646
jejdb
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Yes newfriend, correct, that's how it works. The word reddit is a perjorative by definition
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FnF - The Frog and Feels Tavern - Leafland Edition 2017-08-02 05:23:48 Post No.38793618
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FnF - The Frog and Feels Tavern - Leafland Edition
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Welcome to the Frog and Feels Tavern, Hope, British Columbia location!
Whether you're camping by the lake or coming off the freeway for a drink and a bed, you're all welcome at the comfiest tavern in the Lower Mainland.
Pull up a chair, share a feel, or just enjoy the scent of the lake in the air. Feel free, of course, to order a drink!
We've got a patio for the smokers, a piano I can unlock if you know how to play, and a jukebox for anyone who wants to put on a song.
I'll put a quarter in and get the party started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an_QJ7rCmEw
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> try to emulate comfy small town in British Columbia
> it's exactly as empty here as it is there
Jesus christ. I'll put another tune on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w57MtEtyWUA
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZfWmQJM4HI
I'm here to contribute.
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>>38793881
Brilliant! Would you like a drink?
Where you from, traveller? Or are you unfortunate enough to actually live in Hope?
Which one(s) do you prefer, /r9k/?
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>>38793611
Thanks for the feet pics anon
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>>38793611
Ara Ara, Sleepy, and Tomboy are the only acceptable ones.
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>>38793611
Ara-Ara type. Always the Ara-Ara type. It's better if they're fat.
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How does that make you feel? 2017-08-02 05:11:21 Post No.38793455
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How does that make you feel?
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millions of people are having sex right now and you're not
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You arent either. Instead of having sex you decided to write this post on r9k.
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>>38793869
Am I? Interesting
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>>38794200
Nice dubs.
You aren't having sex.
Kill yourself.
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What age would you say is most common for losing your V card? Why are people so desperate to lose it? Why are teenagers so bent on knowing who did and didn't?
Most people say it's like 20 but all my friends had lost it by the time we were all Juniors. Since i'm posting to r9k I don't need to tell you i was the odd man out. I was so lax about waiting for the right person that people started to wonder if i was gay or celibate, which i thought was kind of funny. I'm 19 now and still a member of the club.
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>>38793436
> I'm 19 now and still a member of the club
I'm 26 and still a member of the club. I graduated college without holding a girl's hand.
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>>38793436
whats this got to do with a being a robot
fuck off
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>>38793436
being a virgin is primarily based off looks, if you are ugly it's probably going to take longer. Why don't people realize this? 22 and unironically a virgin/unattractive
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ITT: meta fetishes
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Jella
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>>38793433
big original knees
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>>38793433
i fap reading history. nothing gets my head more clouded than an obscure historical fact.