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>>35337193
why did you wait 2 days to message her back when it was going so well?

>>35337307
Not OP but it's never good to appear too keen. See how she was the one to send a message first after the two days, not OP. Means he has her hooked

Sushi bro post full vids or gtfo. No more 6 second clips faggot

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>>35337154

Here's where the story continues:
>share those statistics with parents
>try to be nice about it, say I'm just concerned for my brother and don't want him to be preyed upon or something
>they're a little concerned, they say fine, they'll talk to him
>later, come home from work
>"Anon, we talked to your brother..."
>they say he knows about the sexual shit but swears he "just likes the art" and they believe him because he was crying or some shit
>they say my brother has trouble making friends and that I shouldn't get in the way of him finally connecting with others over something
>mom: "And so what if he really does find them attractive? He's just trying to discover himself!"
>I say I'm still not going to fucking take him to the upcoming convention
>dad: "So you're so concerned about your brother before, but now you want him to be left on his own? Well, if you don't care about him you can be done being a part of this family!" (i.e. get kicked out of the house)
>don't want to get kicked out so they force me to apologize
>mfw brother now acts shitty to me 24/7 and is working on his fursona

Is it ready to just give up on him now?

I remember when I almost became a furry, 4chan saved me in a sense.

Your brother will probably get laid before you

JUMP OFF OF THE BUILDING YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>35337030
Dude like in 9 months youll have the chance to tell yourself something from the future. Dont fuck it up.

My 18-year-old self wouldn't listen so there'd be no point.

>>35336794
I'd go to the beginning of time or something close to it and see what it's like (I'd bring a space suit with me obviously). Then I'd cut to the chase and go to the end of time. Maybe see a few ayylaom civs on the way, observe some ancient cultures and see if there's anything or anyone cool with useful thoughts.

>>35336794
Green text that oregenalio fall from normiehood anon

Restart high school. I would probably still be a girlfriendless retard but at least I'd work harder do better with other aspects of my life. And if I didn't, I'd deserve my fate (more than I do now)

>>35336701
Couples like that don't exist in real life.

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>oh h-hi
Never talk again

>>35336701
Ohhhhh

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Originalip. Commentalio

>>35336555
Watamote. Also checked and kekd.

>>35336555
I don't watch anime you fucking weeb fuck off

>>35336555
most anime, like S;G for example

>>35336455
>It says here you're most recent experience at Merrill Lynch was 18 years ago.
>Care to explain what you've been doing for all that time?

>>35336455
>general studies

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

HTF does someone with a general studies degree get an internship with Merrill Lynch

>>35336296
Humans are complicated anon. You'll never win if you judge yourself on their standards

>>35336296
I've been thinking about this for a long time too. What exactly are we supposed to do? what is our place in society?

>can't have wife and family because not chad
>can't be a loner because that makes roasties toasty

>>35336296

But you are a weirdo and a creep.

>>35336294
they have meme anxiety.
Don't pay them and their fake problems any mind, just try to get well.

>>35336294
Didn't you know? Everyone with internet access to Tumblr has a mental illness now

>>35336294
surprisingly there aren't prerequisites for mental illness

yes chad and stacey can have anxiety disorder and/or depression

>>35336254
so it's your turn on the village compuer huh?

>>35336254
I work with a Romanian woman, she's pretty qt

Romanians can't be robots

>>35336200
It's sad, but at least they can keep it as leftovers.

>>35336200
Maybe they shouldn't have been assholes them their children wouldn't have raised little assholes

>>35336217
Almost that entire pizza is going to waste.

Oldfags eat very very little food.

They keep a full fridge out of habit and it all wastes.

thanks dude i feel lots better..

>>35336018
truth be told, most humans don't care enough to stop and do that. Even the narcissistic ones

So I would assume he legitimately has SOME level of care, and would brighten my day up for a split second.

Despite all that I'm not "in the dumps" like most fags here so i wouldn't need it

Look him dead is his eyes, flash him my genitalia and give him a head nod then keep it moving

How to get fat? I can't carry a gallon of milk around with me all day and food is expensive. I want to gain at least 30 pounds.

>>35336009
>>35336079

skele here. i get shit-talked at my job everyday because im so skinny. ive been trying to workout and eat more to become chad but nothing helps

wat do?

>>35336136
I wear jackets a lot. They can't see your arms and won't think you're so skinny.

>>35335875
because it takes time for hormones to change anything lmao

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>>35336754
It takes time for anything to change, it's not just hormones
Such is life

>>35337140
First one is better.

nah that's open to interpretation depending on tone. Now if they call you "kid" or "boy" or any label that indicates "young-ness", then you're fucked.

>>35335860
It means she is an entitled slut who pretends she is better than you. She probably thinks you're hot but doesn't want to say it because that would lower her value and raise yours.

>>35335860

not a bad thing, but it probably doesn't mean much either.

talked to a couple girls on /soc/ that have called me cute, one even having a pet name for me too, but i meant practically nothing to her in the end.