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>>35460241
>>tfw no skelly twink with size 12's to keep me in chastity
I've seen you post before

I only have size 9 feet is that ok

>>35460267
Hmm...I don't know anon. That extra inch or two goes a long way. Are you a cute boy with long hair, at least as long as in my pic? Also, how old are you?

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>tfw always ghosted after first reply

I can't be the only one. Come on, guys.

Even doing things I used to love

that pub looks cosey as fuck dessy, i know its a very long shot but does anyone know what pub that is?

You just did you fucking original

>be me
>see this thread
>chuckle a bit
>replies
>starts out with "be me"
>ohshit.jpeg

>be me
>post this reply
>OP gets their (You)
>OP is always a faggot

>>35460082
Yes.

Thank you.

This post is original.

>>35460244
Sorry I had to find my notebook.
I didn't know there was a thread already.
Might drop it here >>35460705

>>35460050
I've been waiting for like 5 years I don't know if they're going to call but I'm still hopeful.

>>35460050
>>35460083
They're must be something we're doing wrong, my friends.

I'm a NEET and I've applied for alot of jobs, like 8 or 9 if I'm counting right.

Are we supposed to go in there and annoy them for the job to show them we're extremely interested in it? Is that what separates employees from NEETs?

I don't understand. And neither do you all apparently. I would assume the more outgoing personalities would catch these jobs.

>>35460154
If you know you are qualified, then you are probably just coming off like a weirdo. I've sat in meetings at work where they talk about candidates and it seems to mostly come down to who they feel they could work with the most - provided multiple people are qualified. You shouldn't hound, but you for sure should send a follow up email thanking them for their time and that you look forward to hearing back. Don't go just silent after your phone interview.

I've accepted this board is a gay dating site, but please post your location when you beg for a boyfriend or a hook up. Nobody is going to try to contact you if you aren't sort of close to them.

Where do you live anon and are you willing to smash mine occasionally too?

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>>35460048
I thought being gay was fucking easy

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>>35460041
>not cutting until you pass out
Are you even trying?

>>35460215
Exactly.. I already said i'm a fucking coward.. I shove all of these emotions away and then tonight they hit me. I don't even know what to do.. I don't know if I even want to cut.. Are the scars really worth it.? Could I have a bright future? I doubt it.. I doubt I could ever get better.. I can't even fucking cry.. I need to cry but I can't.. It's like i feel everything and nothing at the same time..

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>>35460278
Just cut somewhere where not even you can see, if you're lucky it'll get infected and you'll finally die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piIUpbIlp8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBZ9Bgij6VE

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LYKE https://youtu.be/PFYHKr0x5_0

https://youtu.be/0CZ2fxSKMb0

>>35460029
literally check the outfit 0:40 on the clueless

>>35459917
"Your face makes me want to kill myself"

>>35459917
Tell him this, it's fool proof!

"You're a stupid ugly fuck, get the fuck out of my face you stupid ugly uggo piece of shit, I hope you kill yourself after hearing this"

>>35459917
"You face remind me of Leatherface from Chainsaw Massacre"

>Who here has met a roasties that transcend the even the typical slut stereotype?

what the frick does this even mean?

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>>35459911
Are you talking about the kind of Nymphets in lolita?

>>35459911
>Who here has met a roasties that transcend the even the typical slut stereotype?
Those don't exist. A roastie is a slut. She can't transcend the slut stereotype if she is one.

wear a fedora, a trenchcoat, tip the fedora at her, and show her your katana skills, teleport behind her, she'll be impressed

>>35459861
Pay them a fee to have access to their pussy.

>>35459861
>wanting the stereotypical stacy whore type

makes me kek

>"No...I-...I just like these books..."
>"The best part is you probably think this is your fault. They're having troubles with their marriage because you weren't the sweet little girl they thought you'd be."
>"...Please...stop..."
>"What was it dear? The way they never talk to you when you get home?"
>"...stop..."
>"Or was it the constant fights they would get in late at night while you tried to sleep?"
>"...stop...!"
>"I know, it's all the times at dinner when y-"
>"STOP!"
>Whole bus is silent
>Tears are flowing down her eyes
>Realize what I've done
>"...I-...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. I don't know what came over me."
>We stare into each-others eyes for a moment
>The way she looked at me is what really killed me.
>She looked so sympathetic, that after all this, she was ready to forgive me
>I pull out a napkin and wipe away her tears
>She nods thankfully, we share no words for a few moments
>Eventually hand here some cheerios
>"Here. Take some."
>She smiles and goes to take some
>"Psych!" I close my fist and break the cheerios into a fine dust, rubbing the grains in her face
>Her tears run down my hands as I cover her face with the dust
>"Pathetic."
>She spends the rest of the drive staring out the window with cheerio dust on her face, as I happily eat the rest of the bag
>We arrive at school
>I get up and throw the empty ziploc bag at her face
>"Adios, bitch"
og commen_t_ dete_ct

>>35459848

heh dont pretend it wasn't the short bush you rode

>>35459848
>Pull out a cigarette I stare at her expectedly
This is some low qual bait buddy

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>>35459838
>tfw no one will ever rape me because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)

>>35459838

>hARLEM

LOL Harlem hasn't been hard since the 80's.

come to Baltimore if you really want to get raped in the darkness of night.

you'd never see me coming tbqh.

>>35459838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0aiuO-KGwA

Just listen to this and tell me with your cute voice and cute letters your problems I am here for you I am here to give you love, open up to me

It's so horrible outside. Sometimes I go to costco and it's always filled with foreigners who look like hobgoblins and they babble in demon languages.

>>35459810
Exercise, tubster.

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holy fuck she looks like those dolls they sell at hot topic

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My champion is 5'8 but got super skills when wearing school girl panty on his head.
He's Japanese.

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>>35459738
>>35459784
My hero is 5'6 his name is Chance Lionfucker and his secret weapon is the lion. All he has to do is engage in coitus with it to engage its primal energies and it automatically goes into a rampage killing anyone in sight, except Chance Lionfucker. Your champion's axe is useless against this raw display of natural prowess. Prepare to be devoured.

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Driven by righteous anger, Zim takes a swing. His axe grazes pantsu man's chiseled abs. Not deep enough to read anyhing important, but tough enough to cut the skin and cause some bleeding.

>Zim Zimbabwe is Off Balance!
>Pantsu man incurs damage and is Bleeding.

Off Balance lasts for one action.
Bleeding lasts for 3 actions.