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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF-ySX2z6Ug

>>35432309
Absolutely fuck all wrong with Kenny Loggins.

>>35432250
>>35432250

Shit man living in the 60s-80s was the dream.

Every job is highly competitive now cause no country has an immigration filter.

>>35432250
Even in agriculture a 2 years degree is just enough for wageslave work. Technician works are for engineers. Is degrees worth today if it's just for wageslave work ?

Andy Jackson graduated with a law degree when he was 18.

>>35432218
>be a roastie
>get toastied

lmao when will they learn

>the pussy grabs back
>the cringe is real

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>>35432218

RIP in pizza, bull dyke

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I know most people have seen is but "welcome to the nhk"

>>35432228
i'll look into watching it, cheers

>>35432205
Evangelion. Shinji is basically depression itself.

a

im not a lobeless nigger

>>35432201
(a)

I heard only Jews have (b) earlobes.

>>35432201

Superior Buddha lobes.

>>35432124
Bump.

Fuck this.

Aside from wagecucking I don't really talk to anyone.

Do you play any gsg?

Play at your level. Chess is an ever learning experience. You cannot ever hope to beat somebody who is way more experienced than you.

It just doesn't work that way.

>>35432117
Git gud then.

It's overrated desu, it's not going to help you with anything

>>35432171

Also the nice thing about chess is that you can have fun at any level. You don't have to be a GM to have fun playing chess.

jack off
sleep

same as weekdays

Same thing I do everyday, nap, watch jewtube vids, fap, play some vidya, contemplate suicide that sort of shit.

I play Overwatch.

Hey I also just finished exam too! And I am currently waiting for my dealer to show up with some good ol' DUDE
Then I will proceed to enlighten my herbs in a meadow near where I live, as it couldn't be more perfect weather

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>>35432096
Hello anon. Good to see another thread in the pursuit of comfiness.

Just got home and I'm done cleaning up, sipping on some weed tea waiting for the effects to kick in. Maybe watch a trippy kids movie.

im waiting for mummy to bring my chinese

>Sitting on a bus going home from school
>My friend is sitting behind me (she's a qt girl)
>I turn around to talk to her
>We talk a little bit, but the conversation soon stops
>I stay turned around facing her, as if we're going to talk
>But we don't talk
>After 30+ seconds she forces conversation
>I just agree, or fake laugh and say 'yeah,' hoping she will continue talking
>We're both visibly uncomfortable
>We sit in a mixture of silence and awkward very forced conversation for 20 minutes
>We arrive at our stop
>We step out of the bus
>I thank her for carrying me through the conversation
Until that moment, I did not realise that I couldn't hold a conversation. I have been very aware of my inability to converse ever since this moment.

>Be skinny and weak weird kid
>Get physically bullied every day for 5 years by a boy called Varian
>One day decide to fight back
>Gave him a nose bleed and made him cry
>I change schools and forget about him

>3 years later at high school
>We're play fighting at break
>Varian is scared of me because I made him cry 3 years ago
>Be chasing him
>This boy in my class shouts out
>"Why are you running from anon? It's only anon.. what could he do if he caught you?"
>Varian immediately stops running and stands still looking at me
>I stop running too and look at him

Realise how powerless and weak I am, and that everyone can tell this just by looking at me

>>35432074
>Be me
>Be 16
>Be depressed as fuck
>Get really fucking angry all the god damn time
>Be really hostile and aggressive to practically everyone I know
>Eventually try to off myself
>Fast-forward about 2 years
>Feeling better
>Realise that given all my "friends", not a single one of them asked if I was okay.
>Literally not a single one
>Realised that you'll always be alone, for whatever reason.

A decade later, and it's still the one lesson I've carried with me.

>>35432006
Two can play at the 80 20 meme desu senpai and unfortunately men make better women than women.

Sex robots and test tube babies will seal the roasties fate.

girl on the pic is a biological girl believe it or not

>>35432003
>How much effort do you put into your appearance?
Very minimal because i have ugly mug + i'm fat as fuck (260 lbs). Even if i'll get good clothes, i'll look ugly as sin.

>>35432026
Ever consider like getting a nice haircut? Or grooming yourself better? I've been told a good haircut or some nice groomed facial hair can really make someone look AT LEAST decently attractive, more so than they did before. Clothes can also have an impact on attractiveness as well, I don't know maybe I'm optimistic but I always thought a nice haircut and well groomed facial hair can make a statement to women.

Now as for being overweight, well some girls like heavier guys but yeah, all you can do is attempt to lose it I suppose. I have seen quite a few heavy set guys with STACY tier girls, and they looked ugly as sin to me.

>>35432134
I have a decent looking hairstyle and some facial hair but honestly i have this cystic acne due to which i look like bloated dead body.
I have no idea what kind of clothes i should wear as a fat guy. It's hard to find anything for fat and tall (6'4) except tracksuits.

>>35432002
I lived one year apart of my family for a stufying. It was a pain in the ass during seven month. I wasn't abble to do and to think about what an adult should do. I still can't and I now I'm just going to be another thing than a NEET or a wageslave in some month.

>>35432101
responsabilities are such a burden, why childish and failed people are expected to have the same responsabilities by the society?

im 22 and im moving on my own to a bigger city this july, and yeah, I feel dumb, like any 22 yrs old male is more prepares than me to take responsabilities, some guys of my age make me feel like im a child, I don't know anything about economy, paying taxes, I feel like people it's going to take adventage on me and Im going to have to ask my mom to solve my problems, for example last month I went to a conference room to listen a college profesor, It took 1 hour to find the place and I didnt even know if it was the right room because it was full already, so I walked around the city until I gain courage to ask, any normal guy would have asked first without even care but I ran like a embarrased kid

my mom is trusting that I do fine so Im trying to become an adult, first of all, know all the ways that someone can trick you, learn about finances, dont be impulsive when is about money or work, remember that as a adult male you literally have the right word over everyone, idk about family , so long im not planning to take that responsabilitie, of course implying i have any. chances of getting a gf and have a kid

organ bump.

Just drink green tea you phaget

It's a good relaxant but it's better when stacked with other meds

>>35431913
your lack of originality is still somehow original? How could that possibly be?

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>>35431913
>INTP
>Only find happiness through substance abuse
SUICIDE IS PAINLESS
IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES

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>>35431913
>ESTP
>Find enjoyment in things that I ostensibly know are destructive as hell, but do them anyways.

Oh well, at least I have no trouble dealing with people. Just wish I could form any sort of meaningful bonds.