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he buts them in his benis :DDD

He crashes a plane in NY

>>35274750
He eats them all and then gets so sad that he cries
Also his tummy hurts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
Remember this? For me the most cringe inducing stuff is still the EPIC I TIP MY HAT TO YOU KIND STRANGER Reddit autism speak.
At least with classic memes you can reappropriate them with absurdism.

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>the week the world shit itself
>the week the first world had nothing better to do, again
>the week that tore brother against brother
>the week that tore husband against wife
>the week that tore friend against friend
>i still believe the remnants of this week still resonate within all of us
>the week that was
>the week of thedress.png

>>35274585
sundance, if anyone remembers it

no pros
no cons
you do it to fill the time

>>35274553
i do. still pretty dyel though

This is normie thing to do so no. Unless my eyes count.

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i just came to this thread to say that i love shiina ringo

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love my setup, can look at /r9k/ /k/ and /fit/ at the same time

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>>35275359
100% a razer shill

>tfw no cute slav femboy bf to pull down his adidas track pants and let me go to town

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Any feedback on the formula would be much appreciated as it has yet to be proven.

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r8 this boip

>>35274265
>US
>19
>140 lbs
>5'10"
>History, philosophy, reading, vidya

>east bay area, CA
>35
>male
>182
>6'3"
>fixing things, remodeling, reading, 4chan
Wish I could find something so interesting that I could really call it a 'hobby'.

>>35274265
>VA
>24
>M (gay)
>125
>5'8"
>Shitposting and drinking

>>35274076
>11 vanilla
>5 strange
>2 extreme

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>3 vanilla
AMA

>>35274076

>Necrophilia on Prolapse in seek help

BULLSHIT! Thats not any worse than any of the fetishes in extreme

>>35273605
I remember you
What did you try messaging him with?
Please don't think about killing yourself, you seem like a nice person.

>>35273659
I just said "Plz talk to me idc if we're not in a relationship anymore I just need to talk to my best friend"
IDK MAN NICE PPL GOT FRIENDS

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>>35273605
>being this gay
http://www.pornhub.com/users/stuglyfeofficial
subscribe pls

>>35273509
I dream of getting a snek.

Praying to God that I'll be able to amass two grand for a Burmese python.

I remember before I moved out, I'd always try to earn money, or find a way to get my parents to buy me one, but they always complained about how "pets are a waste of time, you should be focusing on your future instead of useless materialistic things".

>mfw any request for an object I had they'd give me that response.
>mfw my childhood consisted of dreading the future and preparing myself for 50 years of wageslaving, only to realize on my deathbed I've never had a happy moment in my life.
Feelsgoodman.jpg

Quick question.

Can snakes recognize their owners?

I know that snek!
How is that goofball doing?

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>>35273585
Snakes can recognize their owners scent. I left a shirt of mine in my snakes enclosure a on the day I got him.
A burmese python is a horrible choice for a first snake. If you want something larger for a first snake get a female ball python or a boa constrictor.

>>35273598
Very good. He eats like a pig and is getting really curious since I moved his house


Pic is him as a babby

>>35273374
i'm going to a therapist for the first time in years next week
male or female therapist OP?

>>35273374
I've been seeing a psychologist for a while now

My last meeting she basically told methat she gives up on me

ITS BEEN FUCKING YEARS AND NOTHING'S CHANGED

maybe its my fault

Psych is a meme. CBT is a joke. God help you if have a female provider.

>>35273259
Paranoid as fuck.. not so much spooked, I get so paranoid I cant think

>>35273259
ME TI DO DI WALKER

>>35273259
very... that image is really spooky....

>>35273173
>redpills
Anime is bluepilled

Evangelion

Originally

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>>35273183
What makes you say that? I've just had a bad week and I just want to cuddle up with some anime and wallow in my loneliness and misery.

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does anybody know what happened to this guy?
heard he chased a kangaroo onto a waterslide and almost got killed or some shit.

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get in here grills

I'm bumping so I can talk to robots instead of being skipped by normcores.

>>35273024
Slept 16 hours, woke up with a splitting headache, puked.
Stayed in all day just like I've done the last 2 weeks eating frozen pizza and shitposting mostly. Saw In Bruges. Pretty good.
By the looks of it, I wont get any sleep tonight. Trying to get back into routine.

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>>35273024
>Got up and tried to go running but quit because I was wearing shorts in like 30 degree weather
>Fell asleep and had to wake up again in time for work
>At work, half of my time was devoted to overanalyzing the speech patterns of my oneitis
>the other half was being annoyed at the shrill old ladies that make up most of our business

I don't even know if I like my oneitis that way anymore, but I've posted about her here literally every night since January.

>>35273064
when I get in them awake till 6 in the morning then sleep my way through school moods I have to force myself to keep going until I totally collapse and sleep for days until next week roles around and my sleep schedule is fucked all over again!"

>>35273006
rolling for suicide man

for the lulz

I'll roll.
Just this.

>>35273006
TIIIIIMEEE WAAARDEEEN
LET'S GOOOO!!!