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because youre gay af

>>37985234
a valid argument anon

there is something to be said about this gay earth and my gayness thusbefore

We can, you retard. If we are all on the Earth, then we can potentially see it the same if we visit the same location.

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>broken shower for months because dad always puts of repairing it even though he could do it in an hour
>EWWWWW ANON WHY YOU SO STINKY LOL

Have you tried showering to rectify the problem?

There was a guy at my old workplace who got bullied cause he didnt shower and smelled like ass.

It's like, dude, just take a fucking shower and people will stop giving you shit about it.

>HR does nothing

People don't call it neetbux/welfare for women for nothing Anon. It is basically a gossip, coffee/tea and facebook job.

>>37985171

It's only Monday of "next week" anon.

HR is slow as fuck about everything because it's staffed by fags and fatass roasties.

>>37985171
tell me about how shitty this job was. you quit once already so it must be shit

>>37985126
>/noeat/
Is this the latest meme after /nofap/? What superpowers does it give you?

>>37985283
not being fat
oregano

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>>37985283
the power to not be fat anymore.
and this one actually works

>>37985106
>1. London, UK

American here, when ever I see something filmed in London it's mostly just a bunch of middle age men, very strange.

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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say KILL 'EM ALL originally, of course

>>37985106
>long distance relationship
Cucked. How does it feel knowing your qt viet girl is taking SYC as we speak?

because you're using a drug with really strange properties that people take through their skin.
you should stick to dope because dope is easier to dose and you won't OD.
you don't have to shoot up

Good night sweet Prince.
It's a joke.

>>37985142

She's not dead. Just in the hospital.

The mistake you guys make is assuming that all normies are happy. Egg has a lot of normie traits, in fact his only real problem is his looks, but that doesn't mean life has been easy for him. I'm sure his depression and dark episodes were legit, but he doesn't suffer from social retardation like most robots, this is clear.

>>37985176
shut up noob face

He's not a faker, you can tell just by his face he has gone through hardships in life, been rejected by a lot of girls etc

personally I am happy that his life seems to be improving, it is nice to see

>>37985086
Yes, just as almost anithing in life you can learn it, if you have dificulties it will be harder to learn it, but if you put egnouth time in it, you can do it (it applies to most things in life)

>>37985086
No one has a natural inclination towards anything. But honestly if after about 3 months or so you don't feel like you've made any progress then programming probably isn't for you.

>>37985141
No, you can't do anything just because you "put your mind to it." Otherwise we'd all be olympic swimmers, nobel prize winners, and fields medalists. There is an a minimum IQ bar that separates geniuses from others.

That being said, programming doesn't take some super genius IQ but most good programmers are probably above average. Also supposedly it correlates well with slight autism.

>>37985202
What should I learn to make my own chan? Html?

>>37985035
fucks 25 girls
considers himself alpha
>i know real chads who have slept with 300+ women

>GUYS ACT LIKE X AND IT WORKS

If some 3/10 chubby, pale, idiot with bad skin walks up to some cunt and acts alpha they're just going to laugh.

I can be as mean as I want, nobody will take a soft manlet seriously. Besides it's just not me I'm too nice.

>>37984995
post more pics anon
just about to go on my /nightwalk/

>>37984995
>>37985501
grooved out friends,
bout to go on my nightly skateboard ride with a little spliff u feel me

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god I love doing this shit, riding down city streets and back country roads pumping some chillhop shit out of my speakers, only relief i get these days

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Lisa Miller

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>>37984976

Teen Natalie Portman. Gahhh.

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>I'm now the same age as Frankie was in the show
>she would be 35

>>37984965
Reminder girls don't like "assholes" they're attracted to the way assholes appear to be confident.

I have no confidence. Nothing to be confident about. Fuck off

elliot rogers was right. look at all these scum creatures. who would care about being confident around sluts? everynight they do the same thing for attention. next guy next guy next guy. hf with ure 10 mins of confidence

>>37984960

>Box wine

Why the fuck is that even a thing. God damn have at least the bare minimum of standards.

>>37984996
Why do people delude themselves into thinking alcohol is about taste

>>37984996
There are actually very expensive brands of box wine. The air tight seal of the bag keeps it from being exposed to the elements unlike a traditional bottle.

>>37984917
>HS
How old is she ?

>>37985002
Still saving it tho :^)

God just stop giving her attention already she doesn't deserve it

>>37985152
>How old is she ?
17 and has to repeat a grade due to missing months of school.

Holy fuck you're a fag if you can't handle 1 day of work.

>>37984903
What job did you get, Anon? Why don't you enjoy it?

>>37984903
You sound like a child. If you want to be a worthless parasite just say it. Don't act like the job was hard.