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>this is how low IQ normies seduce each other to fuck
Holy shit and both these people can vote to, its fucking over!!
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That was excellent punning
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>>38413044
yeah man, they are normies but those puns were pretty good
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if dubs we all appreciate op's pun talent
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just go out there and make it happen, the world is your oyster.
life is what you make it bro
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hes right tho.
oregeanolino
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That body is achievable in 4-6 months of proper strength training.
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>>38414136
Thanks for the milk Mark!
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Does anyone else feel really bad when you see autistic people? I don't mean the "autistic" insult 4chan throws at each other, but genuinely autistic people.
I was at a family/friends gathering yesterday, and someone had their autistic son there. Whenever there was a discussion at his table he would often jump in with incredibly specific, long winded talking points; if someone mentioned that they saw the the Avengers for instance, he would talk about the storyline in depth, all the movies in the series, how it compares to the comics, etc. And everyone else is just like "yeah, yeah,haha". It made me feel really bad, how he seemed unable to understand how to really socialize or when people didnt feel like hearing really long-winded statements about a topic. He probably thinks "oh they are brining this up, and I know about it, so I will talk about it!" but doesn't understand that most people are just talking about things on a moderate level and that going really in depth isnt what most people are used to. Probably he got home later that night and hated himself for not being able to connect properly.
And when things got particularly loud, he started shaking his hands and moaning. Watching that just makes me feel terrible. It seems like people like that often feel in pain and over-stimulated. They tend to have the most pained expressions on their faces when around uncomfortable stimuli and it's hard to watch.
Anyway I was just wondering if anyone can relate to this feeling of immense sadness when seeing autistic people. It's a weird feeling I get.
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there was an autistic girl at our school. she talked way too loud but was really nice so everyone liked her
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>Probably he got home later that night and hated himself for not being able to connect properly.
he's autistic, he got home later that night and jerked off to hentai
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>>38412977
I have autism when I was a kid I was was kinda like this just a a lot shy and would get picked since I had trouble controlling my emotions. I never hanged out if anyone when I was a kid all the other teenagers when I was young tried talking to me if I was at a social event I hated because they saw me as a mistake not a human. I hate when adults glorify that autism makes their kids special its a living hell knowing even if you got help your always know as that kid. I hate it anon
>be me
>feeling shitty one day
>try to sleep
>chest feeling so painful that i can't
>go to hospital
>they act like they have no fucking idea what's wrong
>ohshit.jpg
>get chest xray
>more than half of my lung has collapsed for no fucking reason
>they say i need to go into surgery immediately
>mfw my birthday is in three days and all i can think about is not making it through to go eat boneless wings at Friday's
>go through surgery
>ketamine trip my fuckin brains out and wake up mid surgery
>gives me a second dose of ketamine
>feelsgoodman
>wake up from surgery and have a painful chest tube for days
>make it to Friday's
>eat the fuck out of some boneless wings
>get extremely sick afterwards
>find out i have celiac disease and can never eat boneless wings again
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why even fucking live real shit
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Hahaha you sick bastard hahaha
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>>38412976
>eating boneless wings
Absolutely pleb tier
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If you guys are so attention starved why not just save a qt from her shithole country?
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>>38412846
because /r9k/ is fucking retarded and gay
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>>38412846
Because in the back of my mind I'll think she'll never love me but only love my possessions/what I can give her (like citizenship).
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>>38412846
because then i'd have a shithole gf
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>Women are "whores" because they won't have sex
>Men are "logical" because their penises dictate every aspect of their lives
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Keep repeating your tumblr echo box like anyone gives a shit. You'll end up balding like that one cousin
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>>38412818
English isn't your first Ianguage, is it?
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>>38412818
>Women are "whores" because they won't have sex
u wot
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Would you date someone who looks like this ?
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I kinda look like that.
I'm not proud of it really, I've just dressed like that in high school and never like changed.
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if you look at >her features she's very hot you know
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Assuming female, I'd get her to remove the piercing. But yeah, I approve.
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>finally about to have sex for the first time
>go to girls house
>end up having to use the bathroom before we start
>mfw it's diarrhea
>tfw she was running out of toilet paper.
>be on toilet for 10 minutes straight.
>she knocks and asks what's wrong.
>mfw I'm stinking up the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper.
>rush out her house after flushing the toilet
>get some texts from her that I don't want to repeat here
>block her number
I suicide tonight
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if diarrhea is all that stands between you and getting laid, you're a normie and need to gtfo this board
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>>38412756
Sweet dreams anon. I hope heaven exists.
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>>38412790
>he thinks it's normal to be a 31 year old virgin
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>wake up to eat breakfast
>about to go back to sleep now
who else here sleeps for 15+ hours a day?
I feel like shit all the time I'm awake now but sleeping is still better than the alternative of being in the world
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>>38412706
>>wake up to eat breakfast
>>about to go back to sleep now
>who else here sleeps for 15+ hours a day?
>I feel like shit all the time I'm awake now but sleeping is still better than the alternative of being in the world
This
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How do you do it? Do you take drugs to sleep?
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>>38412706
Same here fampai, same here
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Post a board you don't frequent, last digit of your post number is how many days you have to stay there.
I'll start with /x/
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/m/
I've always been interested in mecha, the board might be pretty slow though I'm not sure
Is mecha even popular anymore?
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/mlp/, hoping for 0
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>>38412648
cyka pizdec blyat
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>mom found the mosquito multiplex
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>>38412558
Musquito multiplex?
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>>38412580
sort of like a botfly bodega
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Step-mom found the grasshoper penthouse
I can't enjoy jacking off anymore. It takes literal hours to finish and I don't want to give it up until I cum - and when I do, the orgasm is so underwhelming I can't even understand why I'm doing it at all.
Have I fucked myself up beyond repair?
How are masturbating these days?
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I've stopped masturbating to porn and make sure that it makes a "fap fap fap" noise when I stroke my cock because I used to grip it so hard that it didn't make any noise resulting in deathgrip syndrom.
Trying to cure myself from deathgrip and porn addiction because it was becoming slightly annoying to not be able to get it up everytime I fuck a new prostitute and taking way too much time to cum when fucking a prostitute who's finaly able to get me hard.
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How often do you jerk it OP. maybe you need a break for a while
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Started nofap yesterday. VR porn has taken my dick to some next level where regular porn does nothing to it anymore, while at the same time vr porn lacks quality and variety my dick has used to over the internet years.
Why do some people look Downs - but aren't actually?
Where they any closer to having Downs than people who don't look that.
>Pic related
>Cousin of mine
>Also a crazy feminist with no present or future relationship prospects
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those are some horrific genes...she's almost bald too kek
in her position I'd become a feminist too desu senpai
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This is the fate they chose.
Balding too
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They're stupid and bought into the everybody is beautiful idea. Therefore they think they can pull off hideous styles and that they don't need to exercise/eat healthy. This fucks their face as well as their body.
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How can you truly love a girl who was tainted by another man?
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The closeted cuck OP is making this thread again.
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>>38412484
with a lot of jealousy and hurt feelings
it just takes time
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Fuck outta here with your roastie insecurities
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>be wagecuck
>customer starts getting mad his order's taking a while
>old bald dude wearing sunglasses and a raincoat even though it's sunny as fuck outside
>starts banging on the counter, yelling and swearing and stuff
>families eating are obviously scared
>try to be civil and politely tell him, "Please don't yell, just be patient and-"
>"Please don't yell! Fuck you!"
>reaches across the counter and tries to grab me
>dodge out of the way and try to get manager
>tell him a customer tried to assault me please call the police
>"Yeah, I heard. If I was talked backed to like that I would have done the same thing."
>starts going on a rant about how the customer's always right (literally using that fucking cliche) and I should never talk back to them
>says, "You're the only one of my employees who's completed college and you're the dumbest one here."
>that's the last straw
>scream "Fuck you, I quit! I can't stand being degraded like this. I'm not gonna be a fucking wagecuck anymore."
>manager laughs and says "a-a what?"
>realize that I literally said "wagecuck" out loud
>start tearing up and run out of the store
Please validate my actions and tell me I did the right thing, for the most part
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Boi this sucks
Fuck that manager and I hope you can find another place to work
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You stood up for yourself, OP. Congratulations.
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>>38412299
you did the right thing
siena juan