>Hey anon, I haven't seen you since highschool.
>Tehee you didn't change at all!
>Sit here and tell us what you have been doing.
Wat do?
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Ummm.... ummmm.... *teleports behind you* heh better next time kiddos!
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>>37726835
original lollllls
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Sit with them and answer "absolutely fucking nothing".
>normans eat 3 (THREE) meals a day
What the fuck?
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>>37726718
ikr who only eats 3 meals a day
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>>37726718
i consider a 2 meal day a great success and thank my fortune that i had both food and an appetite at the same time
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a day is just one big meal for me
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what is the most depraved thing you ever done IRL robots?
> be me
> be 19 year old robot
> everytime i go to my friends house, i would sneak up on her mothers lingerie and cum on them, cum inside her high heels
> mother suspects her son is the one doing the cumming
> they send my friend to the military school
> mfw i continue to eat meals at her moms house and continue to cum on her stockings and whatnot.
>my friend suspects me but since he is in the military school we rarely keep in touch
>her mom lives mostly alone and since she loves me and misses her son around, i'm mostly there hanging out
>one day i sent a message to her mom and ask if i can come over for dinner.
>i've been cumming all over her lingerie over a year now
>she responds rather coldly "only if you really have to"
>i suspect she probably found out
>went to dinner to find out what is going on
>after dinner she says "anon i need to speak with you"
>ohshit.jpg
>she says she was aware that i was the one ejaculating all her lingerie and she did not have a problem with it, the reason they send my friend to the military school because she kinda hated him keep pestering her around
>she says she was aware of my little operation from the get go
>entire time i try to find an opening to apologize but she keeps talking
>she says what i'm doing is pretty natural and she won't do anything and i can come and go anytime
>my dick instantly becomes stone hard after hearing this
>she says she need tend to garden and we talk later
>that night i go back to my house, at night, she sends me a picture through facebook
>it's her with heels and lingerie
>i'm literally losing my mind over this, at that point i'm an KV incel and this is like a golden ticket for me...
to be continued
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>Reddit spacing
oreg
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>>37726713
>oreg
>blah blah original way
>etc a truly original comment
>this shit is allowed
>blox will get you banned tho
Bretty fuggin dum
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Of course you also have a picture of her, what a super legit story.
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Remember a time when you thought getting girls was going to be easy?
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No, not really
Does anyone?
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Luckily for me my fellow classmates gave me a healthy dose of violent exclusion so I wouldn't fall victim to such delusions
Thanks, friends.
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Yeah. I thought that if i was nice to everyone and treated them with respect i would make friend easily and girls would like me but jokes on me everyone walked over me and the only girlfriend i had was in highschool and she was a skaterslut who dragged me into a lot of drama,so much that i had to go into virtual school with all the misbehaving black kids. It was quiet and nobody tryed fronting me like everyone else did so thats a plus i guess.
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Robots, I am starting to feeling it.
>vidya is becoming boring
>internet is becoming boring
>gym is becoming boring
>hobbies are becoming boring
Idk lads. Feels like trapped.
What do ?
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Stop doing all those things for a while.
Try reading, I usually get reinvigorated in vidya after reading something or watching a tv show or movie.
I like historical vidya so I watch or read historical themed books/shows. After watching I usually find a new interest in my historical games.
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Idk but if you find out, please tell me because I want to know too.
What do ?
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>>37726618
>What do ?
look into weed. it makes everything 10x better
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I am 1,85 cm. 175 Ibs, little fat. Relatively good looking.
These are my experiences with girls: I always was a bit shy but they talked to me and I talked back.
at 17 a chick asked me out. I didn't do it because she wasn't hot enough. I've had
relatively atractive chicks come up to me randomly to talk and ask me if I wanted to sit next to them when I was a highschoolfag(I can be a fun goofball if I want). I started pursuing one of them later but highschool was already almost over and I'm a bit of a lazy retard. I have a normal amount of friends and many people know me.
I've kissed 2 girls, but then who hasn't. Never got laid. 21 now and going to pretty good university next year after having worked for 2 yrs. (came here from /pol/)
So should I be on r9k or what?
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Obviously not, leave and don't come back you got your whole life ahead of you.
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>>37726602
so how old are you my lad
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>>37726556
>I've kissed 2 girls, but then who hasn't.
Most of us haven't, now fuck off normalfag.
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how many of you are autistic
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are there actually that many autists here or is everyone just memeing and self-diagnosing.
what is it about 4chan that attracts autists.
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Reporting. It sucks, everybody finds me off putting and starts distancing themselves from me shortly after I get to know them regardless of what I try.
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>>37726420
I haven't tested it but I'm fairly certain I have high functioning autism by some of the habits I do.
It's not that big of a deal, I can still make small talk with people.
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>>37726444
>by some of the habits I do
what habits anon?
i have a feeling this is an unoriginal comment
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Which board do you never visit any longer and why?
For me it's /mu/. Posting there is like walking through a massive pile of shit.
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>>37726398>>>/mlp/
Just got bored i guess. Looks like the ride does end eventually.
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>>37726398
/b/
more gay shit than on /r9k/
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>>37726398
What's wrong with /mu/, op?
Do you hide your power level in real life?
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>>37726382
I've been hiding my power level for over 10 years now
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>>37726382
You always hide your powerlevel in real life. Even for things that are socially acceptable.
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What are some times when you forgot to hide your power level?
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Quick survey on how much your father's parenting affected you
Father: Fat neckbeard who plays videogames all day
Me: Fat neckbeard who plays videogames all day
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>>37726351
Bump.
Lived all my entire life without a father, so interesting thread
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Father: not present
Me: homosexual
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Father: really messy guy who lied to everyone who loved him
Me: messy grill who lies to everyone who loves me
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>I may possibly have a gf in an alternate universe
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>>37726349
>I may have never existed in another universe
This is the best feel.
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>>37726349
No you don't
>>37726367
No you didn't
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>>37726349
normie get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Original post blox
Wtf is up with people "meeting girls on r9k"
How the fuck are you meeting women on here
Which threads are you meeting women in
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I suppose it's from this:
www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
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>>37726325
NO. Don't go to that map, I'm warning you. I learnt it the hard way.
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>>37726291
I was recently talking to a couple girls from here on Skype, Snapchat, and discord purely by accident. I also talked to another girl over email before.
The threads I met these women on /r9k/ are:
>make friends thread, if same last two digits you guys have to talk
>snapchat thread
>a discord thread
I forget the one for the girl who i talked to over email with.
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How do you cope with the fact that you're a total loser who has never kissed a cute girl, and never will, and won't ever be happy, and will spend the rest of your pointless life alone, either ignored or ridiculed by everyone else?
How do you cope with the fact that while you spend your entire days playing your kiddy vidya and eating your in your dark room, people outside are having fun and living the life at its fullest?
How do you cope with the fact that you'll die alone, and it will be exactly like you've never existed?
Do you ever stop doing what you're doing (masturbating to pics of japanese cartoon characters, I guess) and realize how USELESS you are?
Has there even have been ONE person who ever loved you truly?
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>>37726074
I like video games, my job helps me to play more of them.
I'm happy with my life
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>>37726088
SURE KIDDO, SURE...
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>>37726074
I'm getting by
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I am in a lot of pain and I am scared I need to go to hospital. But I am neet and I have to take care of my sick mom. What do I do? I have no one else to turn to right now to talk about this with.
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Bump cause jsut want someone to talk to. In lots of pain.
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>>37726053
Go to the fucking hospital.
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>>37726239
Yeah, that's really your only option OP. Where is the pain and what kind of pain is it and how bad is it from 1 to 10? No bitch shit, be objective. 10 is like puking and passing out level.
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>"Son, why are you still a virgin, are you gay?"
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>>37726015
Rei is my waifu.
Should've known this isn't original.
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>>37726015
>not posting a picture of the best girl
Terrible.
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>>37726015
I have felt this feel also