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>be a postgrad
>be tutoring first years
>roasties treat you with respect, laugh at all your jokes and treat like a human being with value
>this is what chads experience everyday

It isn't fair. I'm still the same person, it's just that they can't judge me by my looks anymore. Either way, it's nice being the de facto alpha in the room for an hour a week.
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>>36962193
>Be Army Veteran sitting in class
>Chads look up to me
>Roasties don't care about me

It's like a cruel corrupt-a-wish
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>>36962333
What are you studying army anon ?
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>Clint Eastwood tier look with complete robot personality
>Studying CS
>Afraid of even going to campus since I were unable to make a single friend in two years and people just stare at me like I'm some sort of freak

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Why is r9k so addictive? I know it's bad for me but I find myself coming back here.
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Because, we all have something in common, like it or not.
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Didn't you read the fine print?
You are here forever
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>>36962184
There is no escape from this place.

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AHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Can you believe that women actually find this shit erotic?
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>>36962164
have you seen what people fap to
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>>36962187
Welp, that's a good point.
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>>36962164
I have absolutely no idea why anyone finds this erotic, and I'm a grill. I'm pretty sure it's only underfucked American housewives who are into this bullshit.

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I've always felt disgusted by it
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>>36962132
You're just too young for porn
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hey goyim, everyone looks at porn! and fapping is actually healthy too!
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>>36962132
>>36962132
I never have and I never will

Porn really is disgusting anon so it's only natural to feel repulsed by it.

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What would it take to convince you not all women are whores?
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>>36962074
you could start by gargling my balls, whore
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>>36962074
>What would it take to convince you not all women are whores?
I don't think all women are whores. That doesn't mean I respect them.

A women being a virgin doesn't mean shit, it's not an accomplishment for a woman to be a virgin
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>>36962074
>not all women are whores?
lol

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>Wake up
>This is happening to your penis
Wat do?
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>>36962022
call the fucking cops
I'd shoot the bitch but tfw no yank
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>>36962022
sit back and relax
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>>36962022
Try not to make any sudden moves and ask what the fuck is going on and to please stop it

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>yfw mom got you a cool dragon ball z shirt for christmas
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she gave me one too after she gave me the succ
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That shirt screams ''I don't wash my body nor my horrible wardrobe properly''
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I unironically owned button up flame shirts

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What is the Chaddiest thing you've ever done?
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>>36962002
Talk to a new girl in class, she clearly wasn't interested and I was just being cringy.
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Probably breaking up with my gf 2 days after she had sucked my knob. First time she had done that to anyone and first (and last) time I had ever gotten a bj. I didn't really plan on those 2 events being so close to each other though, I was fucked up on meds and I feel really bad about it.
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>>36962002
Two girls came walked up and asked me which one of them I wanted to date back in 2013.

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sup guys,
just got kicked out of the engineering college for failing a major-specific course for the 3rd time.
My GPA is still good enough to remain a student.
What majors should I think about switching into?
Originally I fell for the "engineering is the only profitable choice" meme so this is all new territory for me.
I'm not picky and will welcome any suggestions, even non-university suggestions. I just need some leads to start looking up new possibilities.
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>>36961968
What college are you talking about, ASU?
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Major in cake farting
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>>36961982

University of Oklahoma as a student in the engineering college.
Henceforth I'm banned from the engineering college so all engineering disciplines are closed to me.
So, I'm still a student at OU, but can't choose any majors that are grouped under the college of engineering.

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who here /early to bed early to rise/ NEET?

general sleep discussion thread

picture unrelated
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>>36961960
I wish I am. How do you achieve this?
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I'm that but not NEET

I have my wageslave duties to attend to in order for survival and monetary gains to pursue future goals
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I woke up at 12 AM, it's past 7 AM right now.

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>tfw fapping to my own lewd selfies again
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>tfw repulsed from my own selfies again
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>>36961888
How do I get to this level?
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>>36961980
at first i was too. but after a year ive gotten to a level that multiple people shower me with compliements whenever i post online
>>36962009
git gud at angle and lighting tricks

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Is this poor little goose ok? I hope it didn't hurt him
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>>36961805
l hope it did
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>>36961827
You take that back origi
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>>36961805
nice melanin count there buddy

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Hi I am looking for a robot girlfriend, girls please add me, dont be shy.
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>>36961775
This is hella cringy I hope you die alone
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You wouldn't know what to do with a robot girlfriend, so you'd still spend all day playing vidya alone while your relationships rots on the vine.
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>>36961808
I am not like the other guys, believe it.
>>36961897
I only play games that boost my IQ such as freecell and chess.

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I hung out with my aunt for a few hours the day before last. We talked about a lot of deep subjects, as we always do, one of those being that in 1988 she cheated on her husband and had an affair for the better part of the year before breaking things off. She still feels guilty to this day.

Should I tell her husband? He doesn't know. On one hand, she's family. On the other, I make it a point to always alert the other party if I learn of infidelity.
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Blackmail her and make her let you stick it in her ass
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>>36961756
What's the going to do besides destroy your aunt's trust in you and bring needless drama to their marriage?
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>>36961794
I just think it would be fair for him to know the truth.

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Time to get out of bed, wagecuck. You're not breaking your pledge, are you?
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Ok i forgot about it fs
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fuck you NEET :)
lol
pls gibs the autismbux already
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Quiet, NEET. I haven't finished my coffee yet

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