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>>34373692
Mine are less than an inch apart. Am I Chad?

>>34373814
This test is just a small part of masculinity, but you're almost. Just almost.

I have a chiseled, square jaw, but i have a feminine face (very lush lips, eyelashes, eyes)

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The Outsiders

ToToIV

Romeo and Juliet-not even kidding it was also the first thing I fapped to

Malcolm in the Middle

Grand Theft Auto Vice City

I'm not religious but I like Christians more than all the other ideologies because I have lived around many and Christians are the best people toward me

Cheese Burgers

But i really do have shit taste

>Toy Story
>Jagged Little Pill
>Bridge to Terabithia
>Seinfeld
>lean slightly more towards conservative/republican
>no long religious
>Old bay cream of crab soup

>>34373683
>>favorite movie
Juice

>>album
Dalek's "From Filthy Tongues of Gods and Griots"

>>book
Thomas Pynchon's "V."

>>tv show
Sopranos

>>video game
DOOM II

>>political ideology
Center-Right republican capitalism

>>religion
Deism

>>food
Seafood

So you actually grew into shit taste? That's impressive.

>didn't like as a kid
>MPP

holy shit how young are you kek

>>34373697
Kekd fpbp niggerd

I have blond hair and blue eyes. I'm not a grill, but I can pretend to be one for you.

>>34373678
pics for proof of trapness

>>34373647
but then you'd have no money to spend on her so she wouldn't want to stay around

>>34373642
what that word means senpai

>>34373682
either she likes feeding men until they get fat or likes men feeding her to make her fatter.

>>34373682
she likes feeding people food and making them fat

>>34373637

So don't eat for the rest of the day and exercise. What is the problem exactly? Get some self-control.

>>34373637
What did you eat fampai?

>>34373695

5 chipotle chicken grillers from taco bell

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I, OP, am bumping this thread with the image of the message I sent

>>34373833
you already fucked it up, spergy.

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>>34373889
what did you mean by this???
big boss wanker

Probably shemale. Look at those tits.

>>34373566
I would to, good hour on that fatty.

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>>34373566
My penuts are confused...

>>34373560
cuddling with a body pillow

>>34373560
I only feel lonely because I need a fucking hug. On the other hand, I'm turning into a bitter doesn't-ever-talk-about-his-feelings stereotype, which is giving me some self-respect.

im talking with an australian friend on skype but i still miss physical contact

It's great but not so far as to be my favorite

Definitely MOTY 2013 or whatever year it's from.

What parts of it did you like, OP? I can recommend you more like that. The atmosphere, the music, the acting, script?

>>34373674
Personally i loved the relationship building between Driver and the boy

I mean it was okay like four years ago when it came out. Good but not a classic or anything. The best part of the movie is the soundtrack. That Desire song in particular is really good.

>>34373554
>The Rockefellers and Rotchilds, are they real?

Open a wikipedia page you retard, yes they do exist and they meet annually at the bilderberg, no we don't know what they do there.

rich as fuck people run the world, it's not that hard to accept, it's always been like this

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>>34373581
>he fully believes in Wikipedia not knowing that anyone can edit an article and write whatever the fuck they want

Originally kekin' over you, anon

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Based Elon is a robot who /madeit/

>>34374963
I don't see how he is a robot at all.

Too risky. He's putting all of his eggs in a basket which may not pay off. Elon could get cockblocked by a simple law or regulation and he'll lose everything

I do.

Nice Ibanez. I had a Prestige model when I was learning my chops.

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I do but i have a shitty guitar that crackles that my dad used to have that weight like 20 pounds and i'm shit at it because i'm a manlet with micro finger,can't even do a fucking barre ffs.

Just fucking kill me

been playing for like 18 years. playing in a band i dont like anymore and want to leave but im kind of stuck in it for the time being...

it's called a ruined orgasm, and no it doesn't feel good

>>34373525
>What happens if you stop jerking off once you start cumming, and let your dick spurt out on its own? Does it feel good? Will all the cum come out still?

It doesn't feel good

You just cum but a little less than your max cum potential

Try maintaining a constant pressure on your dick while cumming and feel how much better that feels

Imagine your dick was inside an onahole or a cute boy's butt, imagine how that tension would feel and try to emulate that

>>34373601
This

Try it, OP. Nothing like experience.

>>34373510
Only the /steamfeel/ fags

>>34373510
Nothing to gain in brainwashing someone to like traps, most users on here do want to fuck a trap.

>>34373510
Its not to gay to want to fuck a trap most of us like their feminine qualities. There are many passable ones that post here.