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The Monogatari series m8.

>>34017070
Dumb Tomokoposter.

Yosuga no Sora

>>34017128
He said not mainstream.

>>34017070
Basically, check ABe's trilogy and the rest of his work, Legend Of The Galactic Heroes, Rose Of Versailles, Area 88, Cashern Sins, Kon's work, Katanagatari, Seirei No Moribito, Shinsekai Yori, Gilgamesh, Akagi, One Outs, Kaiji, Basilisk, Shigurui and titles alike.

Read Blame!, Liar Game and Innocent.

>>34017045
Get a gf (male) silly

maybe stop posting pictures of frogs on the internet?

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>>34017071
I have a feeling they'd probably think I'm gay and get all sad, but I'll look into
>>34017079
>maybe stop posting pictures of frogs on the internet?
Not an option

>>34017024

How old is the girl, and what are the races of all three people?

>>34017024
Because he was himself.

>>34017024
more of these girls people

I was just thinking about how fun 2007/2008 was for me, it only feels like last year

think it was because this was just before normies invaded the internet thanks to facebook and smartphones

2009 was the best year for me personally, maybe 2007 would have been but i was sick as fuck almost that entire year and some of 2008 when i developed some kind of rare gastric bullshit, October 2009=best month of my life

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2007-2009 was god tier for me.

Playing runescape after school, transitioning to playing wow instead in mid 2008-2009.

Only worrying about doing school work right as I got home so I'd have a good excuse to game the rest of the day away.

JUST before my parents had any obvious marital problems (end of 2009). Happy and healthy family dynamic

Before any of the early hints of the mental illness that would eventually fucking wreck my high-school experience.

Delicious home made family meals every single night. Both mom and dad 9/10 tier home cooks. I can still smell the altered version of butter chicken my mom used to make at least once a week because it was my favorite. Ate as much as I wanted because this was before I even considered losing weight.

All my pets were still alive, out of my two dogs and three cats, only one cat is still around. His age is starting to show, then he was a chipper youngster.

Before I ever smoke, drank, or smoked pot.

Before I lost hope in myself, and hope that the world would be kind to me.

>I wish there was a way of knowing your in the good old days, while you are still in them.

Also coming to you with this, since you are the only people who actually might understand what all this means to me.

>>34016997
>had sex
>kv "lifestyle"
Thats not how this works you dumb fucking normalfag, it doesn't matter how long it's been, now take this shit too >>>/adv/ where these relationship threads belong

g-guys? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing...

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Technology is a curse and a blessing. Sorry.

She's definitely at least chubby

You can see the outline of her legs and hips, whether she's chubby or outright fat will probably be obscured by the hoodie either way but that's a pretty serious midsection there to my eye

>>34016983
She's fat, are you blind?

>>34016966
I do the shakey with my willie really super fast until cummies splurt out.

gently sliding my foreskin over the head of my dick if I want to enjoy myself

wrapping my hand around my dick in a fist and stroking quickly if I just want to cum

>>34016966
I squeeze mine with a vice and then bludgeon it with a ball-peen hehehe hammer.

Yes, I work hard and am willing to pay off my debts to society and then some.

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>>34016861
yes, now hand over the sauce before i crash this bike with no survivors

>>34016985
This

Originale desu

>>34016796
>6'2
>tall

you are a funny boy

dohoho

>>34016796
You can't be handsome and a robot. Get off r9k normie. Just because you feel like you're depressed because your ex gf broke up with you, that doesn't make you a robot. You will never be a robot, or one of us.

Saged

>>34016897
I'm 6'4, 6'2 is the minimum

the faster you type the more pussy you will get

http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=kurtnjnjnm03

Challenge me you fucks, the highest I've gotten on my account is 162 wpm. If I were to finger a girl she would literally die.

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>>34016794
I average between 120-130.

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>>34016755
this is why you shouldn't bother with real people.

i have no friends but i'm totally fine with it. fuck that drama.

>>34016828
I know it wasn't my fault. The girl saw me as someone to exploit and was trying to get everything out of me to please a large crowd. But I got exiled and the only thing I get is being accused of being a pedophile. When there was no sort of relationship of that sort going on. It will never leave my mind because it reminds me of what people will do for glory and status. I never knew could happen to me.

>>34016755
You should confront the one that subscribed to you.
>lol who are you
If they have bad intentions/are doing it to mock you, they'll head for the hills at being called out.

>tfw ignored by r9k

>>34017276
KEK the faggs are jelous of you because you are not a NEET. The fuck you overreact so much. They know you are the new guy so they won't be so hard with you and you just got recruited therefore they won't fire you . You have to realize that 90% of people just don't give a fuck about your mistakes, ecpecially if you are new. Take a chill pill and pretend you can do your shit. I do that all the time in high school and i just get good grades by pretending to be coinfident. I experienced that good classy clothing gives you a coinfidence boost, also smile. YOu get used to that after 3 days. Good Luck Anon

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>work retail at target
>come I at 4:30 in the morning to put shit up
>people constantly calling in or just not showing up
>work mostly in health and beauty section
>we get the most shit out of the entire store, just no one gets it because we get tiny boxes, inside more tiny boxes
>today we get 3 pallets worth which is more than usual, usually we only get 2, and try were all packed up fucking high
>have to sort this shit out every day mind you, so they go on the same aisle
>usually we get finished before or around 8
>too much shit
>"what's taking so long over here?"
>manager pestering me whole day
>"you have 4 people over here, you should be able to do this faster"
>actually, we can't
>when I say I come in a 4:30 and set stuff up and work it, I mean all by myself, the other 3 are always doing something completely different
>2 have to set repacks, and then do make up which are completely different things, and THEN they help after the fact
>the other one is some old ass grouchy old lady who does "pulls" all day, which again, isn't doing the main job
>after we finally get finished at 9:30, we are forced to help out rest of team at another side of the store
>the dude who normally does it wasn't here today
>literally over there working everything by myself again
>take little breaks because my foot hurts (have a seed wart)
>"hurry up Anon we only have 20 minutes"

At least retail is better than the food business, I have much more stories about working at whataburger and sonic

Is that you? I think we'll need some proof.

If it's not clear, a study buddy website was posted here on r9k within the last 6 months. I can't find it in my history. Thread was talking about OP needed help with school and some anon posted a link.

Other requests can be made but within reason.

>>34016708
It's Ella Frey

>>34016650
My wallet? What is this, 2001?

>Last words?
Thanks

>>34016650
>my life
thanks man, finally

You hear RTJ3 yet? I really enjoyed it but mostly in the same boat as you for rap right now

>>34016521
>why is rap so shit today
Electronic music. Literally add some crappy music, spit some most generic verses and there you go - +10 million views. Why risk putting creativity and additional job when easy product gets the same views?

fuck you, broccoli is great