Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3930. page

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Any other robots have an apartment/house with /comfy/ views?

Pic related is mine

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Now watch me wip
Now watch me nay nay

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What's the reason? I can't think of any myself

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Who else here /bigdick/?

How long/girthy is it? Do you wish it was bigger? Smaller, possibly?
Do you think it has anything to do with your sexuality?
What about your sex life? Has "it" got anything to do with your relationships?
How long have you had a big dick? Since teen years? Pre-adolescence?
How often do people notice? Do you try to hide it or show it? Grower or shower?

Pic not related at all it was pulled from /hm/
Meant for this to be a thread also, accidentally posted at >>37745940

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I want to make memes
making memes is the dream (x2)

baruch attah adonai elohainu,

there is nothing more righteous than the making of memes

L'oray mee-nay, visahmeem,

L'oray mee-nay, visahmeeeeeeeeme

REPEAT

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You're so beautiful, but that's not why I love you.

I'm not sure you know, that the reason I love you is you.

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>tfw no trans gf to give my tender loving to

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So I feel pretty bad about where I currently am in life, mostly because pretty much everyone I know is enjoying life more than I am. Then again I live in the USA, and have parents who provide for my basic needs.

So this is my situation. I went to college in the fall but dropped out not because It was too hard, but because I have terrible attention problems and can really only focus on things I enjoy, and I really despised school.

I came back home to become an electrician and I missed the social element of college a lot, but at the same time felt relieved that I would never have to spend more time in a boring classroom learning arbitrary information that had absolutely zero real world application, and would quickly be in and out of training school, and making my own way in the world doing something I enjoyed.

So here's where things get screwy. Just recently I was prescribed adderall, and with this medication I feel like I have the focus needed to perform decently in school. I'd regain the social elements of living on campus, and my parents are trying to even bribe me with a $7000 car.(cars are my biggest passion) but at the same time, I looked at the list of majors, and there aren't really any that interest me ( all the good ones require calculus or chemistry which even with adderall I couldn't make myself pay attention to), and to top it off even if I were to get a degree in one of I'd most likely be making less money than I was as an electrician, and doing something I enjoyed much less.

So all in all, I am utterly perplexed what to do. My future seemed laid right out in front of me, such a simple path to success living at home while attending electrician school and becoming employed as one after 8 months,(which is my dream job)

but now I also have the option of returning to school , which I could potentially hate for a potentially useless degree just for a car I love.

Please help me put my first world problems into perspective. It's

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I'll go to Paris shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars

You mand the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars

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Who /super jealous/ here?

>gf tells me a story in which a guy hugged her a couple of years ago
>get incredibly sad and just want to die

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Who /miserable/ here?

I can't muster up the will to do anything anymore. I can't trust anyone. Who else going through a rough time?

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I'm a witto piggu in Worst Korea, and I find this to be the most baffling thing about (many) Asians. Because I can't for the life of me understand what the reason is.

"You'll steal all their women!"

Not necessarily at all - the white guys who do best with Asian girls are classic jock Chad types, who if anything are less likely to know the lingo than language nerds. Also ironically enough in my experience FOB foreigners regardless of inate personality can sexpat it up way easier, because they haven't been influenced by Asian cultures and how they stifle spontaneity and outgoingness.

"You'll stay in their country longer!"

Not necessarily true. Plenty of long-term expats and immigrants speak Korean, but plenty speak none even after decades.

"You'll understand their country's seedier side!"

You don't need to learn the language to learn about a country's negative aspecs, guess what, there's this thing called Google Translate. Also Korean-Americans who are writing informed books and blogs about Korea and spilling the beans (same for Chinese-Americans and so on). It's not the 17th century anymore, no language is a secret.

"You'll gain too much power and influence in their society!"

No you won't. A fluent Korean-speaking white person doesn't have any particular status. Sure he can make small-talk with his local store owner better but it doesn't give him more influence or sway than a wealthy investment banker with millions of dollars at his fingertips.

So Asians, honestly what's the deal? This is something that many, many whites across Asia have experienced, and I don't understand it. Can someone tell me why? In virtually all other societies, people feel more comfortable around foreigners who speak their language because they are usually more culturally sensitive and fit in better, but in the case of Asians people weird out. What's the deal?

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>dad shouting that i should die again

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Post your outfit faggots.

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>scream in my sleep
>gonna be homeless soon
Where should I sleep so I don't draw attention to myself or disturb the peace?