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>>36419379
>Complete fucking strangers introducing theirseves only to ask for a smoke

>>36419379
Yeah, I do. Especially "boss".
"Boss" is the word most used by gypsies when addressing white people. At least in my country. I don't know how they address white people abroad.

>>36419379
Ayy champ, how's your mom doing?

Haha, ok buddy. You be good!

"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort!"

Papa roach
Last resort

I've been searching for you every where
Calling you, but you were never there
Seeking in the dark of night
Hoping one day you would shine a light

"I Have Waited So Long" by Foreigner

leaning out, into the breeze, remembering Sunday he falls to his bees they had oatmeal together but two grams don't last like the feeling of what he bleeds

Jesus grandpa what are you doing out of the retirement home?

>>36419301
Do whatever you want. No matter how you spend your life there will be shit to obsess about and regret.

If you have fun playing vidya and getting high in solitude just do it.

>keep in touch with your older family members
>take care of your slibings and play/talk with them especially the youngest
>try to talk to much people as possible to have a social life
>ask your Oneitis out, what could have been is worse than rejection
>take anxiety pills
>play a sport
>stay in school
>improve your appearance

>>36419297
I am tired. I want to sleep. How many for a chamber for one person ?

>>36419462
That'll be 20 gold

>>36419623
>That'll be 20 gold
I only have 15 shekels. I'm a poor traveler and don't save much money..
We can make a des ?...

Does weed really fuck up your brain development?
People only told me the opposite, that it actually helps your brain by syncing your emispheres better or something like that. It makes both your emispheres more active.

So is that true? Or it fucks up your brain?

>>36419382
If you're brain is still developing in your teen years it can be bad for you.

After that, not really.

>>36419382
Some people who smoke, also get certain mental disorders like schizophrenia too.

It's a risk, just like any other drug.

do u even try to break out of these autistic shackles anon?

>>36419137
Get a job cracker

>>36419137
Tell us how was it, OP.

>>36419128
if singles post video

>>36419128
you're that desperate huh?

Why don't you use the metric system like the rest of the civilised world?

Feels apathetic.

I think I went a good 5 months without showering or doing laundry, I just kept wearing dirty clothes.
I cleaned up after I overheard some little kid complaining about a "foot smell" as I passed by kek
I haven't brushed in years either, hell I don't even have my old toothbrush anymore.
I've always been a dirty autist though.

Oh, and when I do shower, I take em' cold.

>>36419084
I've went a week without showering and didn't smell at all because I literally just lay in bed all day and put on deodorant whenever I start to feel hot. as for teeth brushing you just get those teeth coats after a while and they have a grainy texture

>>36419084
I am beginning to enjoy my awful stinkiness to be shamefully honest. It has a pungent aroma that i find...pervesly pleasent :/

Bump because legit curious.

>>36419059
>want to find a QT femboi to fuck the wind out of
>most are taken, none cute and too convincing in public to tell them apart from roasties
Shit senpai

>>36419059
never had my dick sucked before desu but having your ass eaten out feels nice

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>not doing dxm by yourself in a dark room conversing with faeries
It's like you want people to think you're normal

>>36419056
Oh, wow, your post was so cringeworthy that I blushed.
First off, unless you have a medical condition that prevents you, if you don't smoke or drink, you are not a robot.
>"DUDE I'VE NEVER FELT THE NEED TO SMOKE ON DRINK. I'M HIGH ON LIFE"
Whenever I see posters who claim to have never did drugs and alcohol I assume they're either underaged, have some heart condition, or are geeky Reddit fags who are just another brand of normie.

>>36419056
Man I'm so fucking high and drunk right now. I'm FUCKED UP you know what I mean?

Who /high and drunk/ here brobots?

>>36419023
how much are they making?

>>36419023
Do they suck your dick tho ?

>>36419042
could only secretly learn he does it, don't know how much he gives

>>36419061
Like i would actually succed even talking with them

>to smart four gf

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>>36418967

>tfw above average IQ
>In the 120-140 range based on different IQ tests (usually score around 130-ish)
>completely lost the desire for women


Feels good to have ascended above instinctual needs.

>>36419064
This is where your inferior, low-IQ brain blinds you.

You think intelligence is ascertainable via interaction.

It's not.

>>36418930
Nursing or anatomy is filled with chicks, take a science class with labs if you want to make friends something outdoorsy and basic like environmental science you won't make friends from writing classes or anything that requires non group projects. But if you sign up for community college I think you'd have to take more than one course or you have to pay for it right away.

>>36418930
Currently in a CC, I would say to go for a major with plenty of room for electives and humanities classes.

I will also say this because I'm not sure if you've ever heard it before: you don't need to be in a class with a girl to talk to her. It gives you an easy conversation topic sure, but you can just as easily talk about other things you guys have in common (the fact that you are both in the same school for example).

>>36418930
I'm pretty sure people paying out of pocket (your average community college goer) living on a budget would have time. Or would want to socialise, rather than concentrate on their studies.

Try some other angle

Men easily. Otherwise they(I'm one as well but at least I'm not a beta orbiter) wouldn't be so desperate to do anything for pussy so the female ego would be that inflated.

>>36418875
People who are more feeling oriented rather than thinking oriented, kind of like that personality test shit. If that thing is accurate at all, then the majority of women are slaves to instincts, while about 40% of men are.

Also dumb people in general are as well.

It's not the pussy that is exalted.

Silly

>>36418861
Why don't we have an intelligent discussion about boipussies?

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your thread probably wasn't as good as you like to think

>>36418906
Still better than half the retarded shit on this board that belongs on /lgbt/