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Draw what you are feeling right now
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>>38385999

Thankyou for encouraging my creativity :')
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>>38386369
It's beautiful and also original
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>>38386369
Thanks for putting a smile on my face anonymous guy :)

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>tfw skele
>most girls are wider than I am
>broke up with gf cuz couldn't stand being sticc next to her
>wanna feel manly next to a skinny qt
>real skinny girls are out of my league

anybody else know that feel?

inb4 start lifting -- I did that for a time, to actually gain weight I had to stuff myself and drink gainers I was constantly feeling sick
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>stuff yourself
then you did it wrong
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>broke up with gf cuz couldn't stand being sticc next to her

lol, pathetic. just eat and work out. not that it's easy to do, but you know what to do.
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>>38386020
We were not meant to interfere with our body types like that. If being skinny is your nature, you should stay skinny. I just want a qt whose metabolism matches mine.

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Just be thankful that you're not ugly.
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I-i am tho man and a spic i want a stornfag gorl to bully me
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About half of the people on /r9k/ are ugly, along with myself.
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but I am fucking ugly

is that rich evans

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When did you realise that sex wasn't some stupid meme, and that it was actually something all your friends and family were doing regularly and is a normal part of life for them?
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late 20s for me
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How retarded are you people
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>implying it's real
I refuse to believe it

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*mauls your dog*
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MY PITTY A GOOD BOY HE A SWEET BOY HE NEVER DO NUFFIN
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My dog is a bear
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>my dog does pic related
>literally Spike from Tom & Jerry
>your dog shits its fur

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>get horny
>look at pictures of girls asses
>wanna lick their assholes
>remember that they shit from there
>fantasy ruined by shit on my tongue
>repeat

am i alone lads
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>>38385801
I would lick a cute girl's poop gladly
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I would lick her butthole after she has cleaned it
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>>38385801
why don't you imagine eating pussy instead

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who else /completemess/ here

>neet
>no friends
>no desire to do anything with my life
>all i do is exercise and play video games all day
>haven't been outside in weeks
>mind is deteriorating
>severely depressed
>can't even be bothered to shitpost anymore

My only reasons to live are exercise, vidya and books.

If I didn't have those three I'd just off myself
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>>38385750
yeah me too anon. gonna originally kms soon.
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>>38385750
Are you me?
I'm happy with that, though. Good books and video games are all I need in life. That and exercise.
You should go outside to exercise though, that's healthier for the brain than indoors shit.
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anon you're lucky, i can't even focus on a vidya game or book for longer than 5 minutes :(

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Are there any women in age 25+ that are still virgins?
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>>38385746
Yes but we are ugly and mentally ill.
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christian chicks, maybe?
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Depends how loose your definition of "woman" is

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I haven't seen a thread for hispanic thread in a while, how are you all doing?

>post only in english edition or mods will 404 the thread
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>tfw indio mongrel tranny
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>>38385745
Im going to eat a paella at my yaya's place
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Spaniard here.
Bored as fuck, going to eat some pasta and fap a lot today. Tried NoFap for 18 days and I am giving up.

How do you know if you're actually really weird?
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>>38385735
If you post Brandis pics all day it might be a sign that you are really weird. Or really awesome.
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>>38385735
Pic originally related. Originally.
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>>38385735
Hey how come jonathan doesnt have shoes he needs shoes

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Let's be real here, you're already on this board, it can't get any worse so why not take the leap and try another go at life?
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>>38385726
I'm a natural dom and not bad enough that I'm desperate for attention and affection from people around me to transition. Also for the real reason I'm not is I don't have gender disphoria a mental illness.
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I did because I do have gender disphoria a mental illness.
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>>38385816
come home robot man

come home

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Why do white guys prefer asian girls over their own women?
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They tend to be submissive and docile, the attitude of the modern white woman (most of them, at least) seems to scare men off.
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because they are pure
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>>38385701
>tend to be submissive and docile
western asian women wear the pants in the relationship and eastern asian women will literally make you commit suicide

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>feel like shit
>no energy
>don't want to do anything
>decide to quit your wagecuck job
>one month later
>still feeling like shit
>still don't want to do anything at all
i don't know what to do anymore
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>>38385669
See a doctor for depression, perhaps
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>>38385693
I did. Psychiatrist told me i might be schizophrenic and told me to do random medical examinations and none of them are availble in my area and i won't drive so far for that. Psychologist didn't tell me anything at all. Asked couple of pointless questions and after 10 minutes told me to come back next week.
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Apathy means not only possible shizo but many other things too.
If you have no relatives with shizo in your family tree it's rarely possible you'll get some.
Probably depression with organic roots is your new friend and you are quite fucking fucked mate but pills can help with fucked side effects, but it's better be on pills than not trust me faggot.

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>tfw he always prefer hanging out with his other friends
>tfw "there are too many people that you don't know, you can't go to the beach with us"
>tfw he's right
>tfw I just wanted to go to the beach with him but he went with them and without me
>tfw he's tired of me and I can feel it
I know he didn't care, well, that was my last friend. Now nobody will care if I kill myself. I wanna do it before my birthday, so before 31 July. I don't want to spend it alone. I doubt that'll ever see him again.
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>>38385668
realize that you're originally the original issue.
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>friend
You such a normie, Op.
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>>38385780
he was my only friend.

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how fucked am I, /r9k/?
>be me
>live with parents
>mother recently installs new camera but refuses to tell anyone where it is
>have shed in the backyard where clothes are kept
>rest of family goes out for the day
>timetodressupandjerkoff.png
>do it for 15 mins
>go out
>see the afforementioned camera pointing almost totally at the shed
fuck
>go mission impossible mode
>find the camera and the model
>pretty shit but whatever
>look it up
>shitty and cheap, just like i thought
>connected to the internet and can be streamed to phone
>hit off the internet on my pc
>then the router
>take out the micro sd card and format it
>internet back on

I have idea what's gonna happen. I've got explanations for everything but I'm terrified.

wat do
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Serves you right for being a fucking degenerate.

I hope your parents ship you off to a mental institution.
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>>38385651
>where clothes are kept
could you elaborate please?

I don't understand why
>you're mom wouldn't tell anyone where she placed the camera
>she placed it pointing at the shed
Do you think your mom suspects you of something?
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get a job and move out faggot your parents are tired of your shit

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