"Morning, Anon. I have the day off. What do you have planned for today?"
get the fuck out my house you roastie succubus
i was just gonna play WoW and beat off to pornstars with HUGE NATURAL TITS and BIG, PLUMP BUTTS, something you don't know about.
bye chestlet roastie.
*retreat to mancave*
Watch anime and play children's card games. Now please get out of my house.
What's the deal with r9k's relationship with women. Most of ye hate them for being sluts. Then you hate them for not sleeling with you. Then ye talk about having a pure virgin gf, but y'all know for a fact that these are not real. They only exist as fembots and women with more problems then those girls with daddy issues.
You hold these views all at the same time as worshipping the ground they walk on? What gives?
>>36720970
This might come as a shock to you, but r9k is more than 1 person.
>>36720998
The general popular opinion
>>36720970
>Most of ye hate them for being sluts.
Sluts for chad
>Then you hate them for not sleeling with you.
Because most people have a sex drive and crave intimacy, something robots will never get from woman.
>Then ye talk about having a pure virgin gf
Someone that they can relate to and with whom sex would feel special for both of them.
They are also much more likely to stay loyal.
Give me one reason why you aren't fucking older mommy women right now?
Don't have a BBC
>>36720922
They flirt with me but I'm too shy
Haven't gone outside in over a year.
Why is there such a rivality between r9k and pol? I agree posts are different, but core is same. From what I have seen its basically same thread /pol/ hates jews and niggers
On the other hand /r9k/ hates womans
But we are all just shitposting fucks in the end.
FREE KEKISTAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
Who is that Mean Green Meme Machine?
/pol/ is too edgy and cringy. Its so sad that they lure more and more weak minded robots, who seek some kind of allegiance on their crappy board
>>36720917
I don't use /pol/, but I agree with them wholeheartedly. I have no reason to be in a rivalry with them.
sup r9k.
I have graduation soon, and I'm grabbing a spot for the grad section for our grad books.
what should my quote be?
It has to be relatively short.
The most original post your pathetic little eyes will ever see
"Eric and Dylan did nothing wrong"
ori
"I couldn't think of what to write so I asked people on the internet to tell me what to write, which is this, including that last part and this current part."
The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the barbarian normie hordes, come join robots
Rules
No women
No homos or traps
No non virgins
Use this code XQPSgWs in your "join server" bar in discord to join
NO NORMALFAGS EITHER
(ORIGINAL POST)
bumping for @everyone mentions
>>36720809
Dear Vlad,
I love you. I hope you haven't yet given up on love.
Your presence makes my terrible life a little bit brighter.
>>36720539
im good with that. Only american have problem with that because they waste hours in traffic every day. I live in city center and i work for american corporation. I used to be blue collar and it was nightmare
>>36720539
It's honestly not that bad of a life if you can live near your work and can get a half-decent job with good co-workers. The long commute every day surrounded by swarms of people is what kills your soul.
>>36720539
>6:00
Fuck, don't remind me. I never get used to it even if I've had 7-8 hours sleep beforehand.
>one shot at life
>fat
>ones fat in life
>shot
Fatty gets the bullet too
Start dieting and working out. If you do both, congrats, you solved your problem.
>>36720535
You aren't born fat you fucking idiot.
Being a woman is not fair. Take this for example.
All they have to do is take pictures of their bodies and they will get plenty likes and follows.
>>36720471
Beautiful.
But yeah, you're right op.
good looking guys can do the same, maybe not on quite the same level, but comparable. you're just upset that you're ugly.
>>36720492
Not really. Don't mirror yourself onto me
I just don't understand how it's so esy for women to not be artistic or have any talents
My personal list so far:
2001: A Space Odyssey
Interstellar
End of Evangelion
The Matrix
Rogue One (since I never saw it in the theater)
Bumpyity bump oregano
What's that movie that when you watch it, it changes your actual environment? I think it came out 2014 and starts with a D.
Chronopolis
How do I get a simple fucking job in retail. The only job I ever had was as a laborer in a warehouse and that's only because my uncle's a manager there. Seriously what am I doing wrong?
Also, If your a hiring manager in 850/Tally, could you help me out?
come and be my trap maid
>>36720918
too fat and hairy for that
Ya crew will neva b dis swagged to prom
>>36720393
Could you perhaps rephrase that in English ? I don't understand monkey.
>>36720420
He said, "My fellow Negroes and I have stolen eight handsome vehicles in which to escort our dates."
(I speak several different dialects of Jigaboo as part of my career as a bail bondsman.)
>>36720393
Rental cars
What is your fetish?
How did you get it or when did it become sexual to you?
How many people have you told?
Have you ever had someone participate in it?
What was their reaction to it?
>>36720368
Only one I can explain is
>Straight shota
My best friend when I was growing up was an older girl and she used to make me do lewd things I didn't understand at the time. At least this is what I think is the explanation for this fetish.
>>36720368
domestic slavery
yes, my friend lets me come over and clean his appartment in my underwear. its all need for a month or so to keep my fetish in check
>>36720423
originally lucky originriginal
Why isn't it talked about anymore on this board?
It's in the back of my mind constantly, I can't imagine being someone where it wasn't always on my mind
>>36720244
there's a couple threads open already
>>36720266
I don't see any in the catalogue
Because we already know all the possible advice
"just stop being sad" "improve yourself" "go outside and become a chad out of nowhere" "gay/edgy, just do it"
If you want to pour your heart out, go ahead, but if you really are that far gone some simple replies on the internet wont change your mind
This is an honest question; why do you think your lives will be suddenly better with a girlfriend, or even a boyfriend?
Think about it logically. Having a 'significant other' only distracts you from bettering yourself.
It's a time sink, a money sink, and more often than not leaves you raw and hurt instead of satisfied.
I've had a girlfriend before that made my life hell; it didn't last long and I got rid of her pretty quickly.
I'm still intending to become a wizard; to me, it just makes more sense to focus on oneself and your own goals instead of wasting time chasing a leech.
>>36720229
>wizard
>had a gf
Yeah no. It Dosent take a wizard or genius to tell that women are nothing but trouble.The fact that you fell for it makes you a normie or failed normie now that you realize.
>>36720229
>he let a succubus drain his mana
>still thinks he can be a wizard
How does it feel to know you wasted your chance at mastering the magick arts just to satisfy your selfish carnal desires?
>>36720229
A lot of people here are pathetic failed normie Who long for sex because They succumb to peer pressure