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Do you have Yellow Fever? Why does it feel so exaggerated online?

I live in Southern California. Most Asian Girls here are with Asian Guys. White Guys like White Girls.
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>>35818984
t. Zhou
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People find Asian girls cute.
Men find the role of a loving housewife favorable, which a lot of Asian women (living in Asia) are.

It's not hard to figure out why.
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I live in Vancouver. I am a Normie. I know hundreds of white and Asian women. I do not know one single solitary heterosexual white woman in my age group who doesn't have a boyfriend, has a real job, and isn't a turbo slut going to clubs and parties every weekend.

The fact of the matter is that yellow fever is now a survival mechanism for me. The white women here are completely undateable.

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>tfw your bf lets you call him daddy while he fucks your bp
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Where do I find a bf to call daddy
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Where do I find a bf who likes to dom tall guys?
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>>35818734
HIT ME UP NIGGA

DISCORD???

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Your 8 year old self just appeared in your room.

What does he thinks about you?
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>>35818430
Sad, because I don't work at McDonald's so I can get free ice cream
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>>35818430
idk
probably would like the army stuff and guns
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>>35818430
He probably thinks I'm fuckin cool but can't find the legos so he's a bit upset.

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T-trap thread, if th-th-that's ok with you.
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Are you looking for porn or for discussion?
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>tfw no gf to call me oneechan and peg me while I wear cat ears and collar
Why even live
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>>35818377
Not op, but I'm looking for qt traps. If you or anyone else here is a real qt, respond with a cute pic.

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Pepe appraisal thread

Post them, get ratings

Here's one of my favorites
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>>35817996
fucking original content
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>>35817996

The Frogslimes aren't going to like this picture. You know what they think about fapping. They don't like to do it. If you were in Kekistan now, they'd tie you to the back of a car and drag you down the fucking street and quite right too.
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>>35817996
this has always been my favorite pepe. look how he clings to his robothood. hes petrified to be brought out into the world. but mama pepe is determined to force him out.

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If you fantasize about penetrating tight loli cunny, there is something seriously wrong with you. Get help.
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>>35817907
Are you the same guy that made the dragon loli thread the other day
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Mmm...
I wanna fuck her really hard
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>>35817907
I know theres something wrong with me.

>everyone I knew in highschool ended up successful
>I'm still stuck being a loser NEET
>I have no motivation to take college work seriously
>I want to fuck loli cunny
>I want to sleep all day
>I want to play games and eat candy with no consequences

I just want to die, I'm clearly a defective product but I also have some morals and I want to repay my parents for bringing me into this shitty existence. If I could just somehow come across like 10million dollars, I would give 8 million to them and use the rest to live like a true NEET and die in my filth.

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>never been in a relationship
>can't relate to 90% of song lyrics
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I recommend Spiderland

perfect autism-core
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i've never been in a relationship that made me feel something, for what its worth
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>>35817690
Weezer. They just sing about being a loser and not getting girls.
>FeelsGoodMan.png

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Watching Guy Pearce mumble and Robert Patterson act like a retard edition
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first for thread won't survive the night
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>>35817280
2nd for South Africa being the best Africa
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>>35817248
getting into the best britfeel hours now

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what do you robots think of this picture
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fucking hilarious. Normies getting played.
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>>35815260
I must use this. Becoming rich boys. What part of the US is most full of desperate guys? Where do I place my profile?
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>>35815347
New York, Los Angeles, Chicago (mostly poor so maybe not good), Dallas-Fortworth.

You can use this thread for any member of your family

mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki/brother

Option 1
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.

Option 2
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.

1 - I've always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do anything together with no consequences, what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing in my life that keeps me sane.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.

Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.

THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.

Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
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Rolling for option number 2..
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>>35813577
Good luck texting that to a * year old, you sick fuck
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>>35813609
>implying it isn't only a matter of time

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How do I cure my gayness from fapping to traps? I fap to traps occasionally and then after a while I feel strange about. How do I stop fapping to traps and femboys?
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>>35810421
go outside and fuck a bitch problem solved
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>>35810772
Yeah gee anon that sounds easy as hell
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>>35810421
Fapping to, or fucking, traps does not mean you're gay. Gay men don't like traps for the most part. That's just a scientific fact.

>Neuroscientists explain why straight men like trans women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

What you're experiencing is only natural. Look at Greek and Roman history. They would fuck femboys all the time. It's part of human nature, the only difference now being is that these femboys now have the tools to perfect their femininity.

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Where are robots from?

Indiana here
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North Rhine Westphalia. For all of you who wonder where that state is in the US, it's in Germany.
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South carolina, pretty cozy these last few days.
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>>35808720
What part?
I'm originally from rock hill.

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Do some of you faggots actually like this or is it just a meme I don't understand?

I just want to let you guys know that actual fat girls are fucking gross. They smell, have bad hygiene, abnormal hair growth because their hormones are fucked, weird mental issues, are embarrassing in public, can't do basic physical activities.

What is wrong with you autists? Explain yourself.
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>>35807100
Yes, I'm actually into fat girls. I'm dating a girl a little smaller than the one in your picture and she smells fine. The abnormal hair growth is not a thing. And I've never been embarrassed to be in public with fat girls.
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>>35807100
i would do literally anything for her. i'm so alone and hopeless. i would be happy working 56 hour weeks just for the opportunity to come home and have the chance to jerk off into one of her panties or le t me watch her change

i would do anything, it s sick they wont let me
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>>35807100
>abnormal hair growth because their hormones are fucked

what is this pseudo science?

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ITT: Shit normies say that drives you up the wall.

>well that escalated quickly!
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>why are you always so negative
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>if you cant handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
>i could care less
>atm machine
>that was lit af
>aaawkwaaard
>how are you?(as greeting and not a genuine question)
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>salty
>lit
>on point
>finesse
>bruh
>bro
>weed
>turn up
Can't think of any more right now but basically all of the nigger phrases they use.

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Anime is the perfect artform for robots.
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>>35803730
>art style is identical for all anime
>no lip syncing, mute it and they all look like they're saying "BAP BAP BAP BAP"
>animated in sixes (4 fps) so it's janky as fuck
>incredibly boring
>sex related bait, people watch it just to get blue balled
>irritating voices
>*anything happens* EH EH NANI EH OH EH
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>simplistic high school melodrama
>if someone is wronged they usually get their own back instead of having to grow up
>full of pedoshit

Sounds about right
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>>35803785
>art style is identical for all anime

Bullshit.

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