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2017-03-20 02:46:54 Post No.35651799
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:46:54 Post No. 35651799 [Report] [View this topic]

What age did you lose your virginity?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:49:47 Post No.35651851
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>>35651799
43 years old, still a virgin here
Stay strong youngin's

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:50:51 Post No.35651872
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>>35651851
You'll be a lych soon lad. Don't worry.

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>supposed to be a roman road
>car tracks

bravo

Anonymous
NEW MUPPET CHARACTER WITH AUTISM 2017-03-20 02:46:42 Post No.35651795
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NEW MUPPET CHARACTER WITH AUTISM Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:46:42 Post No. 35651795 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys,

I know you are all probably feeling down like usual, but I would like to inform you of some exciting news. There is a new muupets character, Julia, and she has autism! Isn't it wonderful that we are so accepting of those with this terrible condition.

Thanks you!

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:47:44 Post No.35651812
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:47:44 Post No.35651812 [Report]

>it`s a girl
(REEEEEE)

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:48:59 Post No.35651834
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>>35651795
it might as fucking well not have autism if it's a female characer

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:52:34 Post No.35651917
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:52:34 Post No.35651917 [Report]

this was posted about ages ago

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2017-03-20 02:43:45 Post No.35651729
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:43:45 Post No. 35651729 [Report] [View this topic]

How come everybody gets so mad when you say big dicks are objectively better than small ones? Are we not allowed to tell the truth anymore?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:02:24 Post No.35652148
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>>35651729
>How come everybody gets so mad when you say big dicks are objectively better than small ones? Are we not allowed to tell the truth anymore?
do people get mad?
~~tfw no big dick bf~~

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:04:41 Post No.35652205
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>>35652148
You should've seen my last thread, which got deleted for no reason even though it wasn't breaking any rules. Fucking dicklet moderators.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:07:51 Post No.35652285
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>>35652205
>You should've seen my last thread, which got deleted for no reason even though it wasn't breaking any rules. Fucking dicklet moderators.
what thread? post link

and complaining about the mods will get you banned, delete that comment desu

Hillary should've won
2017-03-20 02:40:55 Post No.35651674
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Hillary should've won 2017-03-20 02:40:55 Post No. 35651674 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Things that make you sperg out.

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:45:18 Post No.35651763
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:45:18 Post No.35651763 [Report]

I made a similar thread to this and got no replies so im posting in yours.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:45:56 Post No.35651773
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:45:56 Post No.35651773 [Report]

wow fun e and originale joke eggs d

Hillary should've won 2017-03-20 02:55:08 Post No.35651982
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Hillary should've won 2017-03-20 02:55:08 Post No.35651982 [Report]

>>35651773
How about i come over there and suck the shit out of your cock you faggot?

Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:40:20 Post No.35651658
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:40:20 Post No. 35651658 [Report] [View this topic]

>someone approaches your lunch table
>"Hey, is someone using that chair?"

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:42:11 Post No.35651697
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"no"

hurr muh social anxiety

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:42:44 Post No.35651710
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>>35651658
>could you move so my friend could sit next to us?

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:43:11 Post No.35651717
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>>35651697
But then I have to admit that I'm pathetic out loud. I wish they'd just take the chair. Obviously no one is using it.

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2017-03-20 02:39:00 Post No.35651625
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:39:00 Post No. 35651625 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this a spambot? It doesn't look like a spambot. Did spambots evolve?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:39:44 Post No.35651638
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>>35651625
You can't honestly be this stupid.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:39:53 Post No.35651646
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:39:53 Post No.35651646 [Report]

Also, should I keep replying? This might be fun

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:40:52 Post No.35651673
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>>35651646
>Also, should I keep replying? This might be fun
sure

Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:37:50 Post No.35651606
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:37:50 Post No. 35651606 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the Chaddest moment you ever had?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:39:43 Post No.35651637
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:39:43 Post No.35651637 [Report]

A bunch of the girls I went to work with actually really liked me a lot. I ended up fucking two of them and got my dick sucked by another. I haven't ever really talked to a girl since.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:40:02 Post No.35651649
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I put my penis in a girl a few times.

Was ok. Probably will never get to do it again.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:41:08 Post No.35651676
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>>35651606
I don't know. The chaddest moment that I have ever had is still probably a pretty robot moment. nothing stands out; really just memories that aren't embarrassing.

Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:36:43 Post No.35651577
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:36:43 Post No. 35651577 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone else hate regular physical contact? I even cringe a little bit when my parents touch me.

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:41:40 Post No.35651685
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:41:40 Post No.35651685 [Report]

I don't hate it as such, but I'm just not accustomed to it and I get startled if somebody touches me.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:44:31 Post No.35651742
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>>35651685
This. you could be sitting next to me and your leg accidentally touches me, I'll twitch.

i also get mad when fags touch my hair because back in the day when i had long hair people would always touch it

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:51:30 Post No.35651884
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:51:30 Post No.35651884 [Report]

Unexpected physical contact is the real issue for me. I need to know it's coming so I don't get freaked out, anxious, or startled or anything like that.

Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:36:06 Post No.35651557
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:36:06 Post No. 35651557 [Report] [View this topic]

>put away a small amount of the cash I have
>starting a savings
>it's only a couple of 5's but it's still a start

Who else taking a step towards success today?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:37:45 Post No.35651601
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:37:45 Post No.35651601 [Report]

no I watched porn and youtube all day. I have a lot of money saved though.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:40:15 Post No.35651657
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>>35651557
I had a breif conversation with my crush that ended with her thinking I was creepy. Pregress at least.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:29 Post No.35652252
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 03:06:29 Post No.35652252 [Report]

>>35651657
Moving on up.

To the deluxe apartment in the sky.

Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:35:26 Post No.35651546
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:35:26 Post No. 35651546 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the easiest way for a 25 year old to hook up with a cougar?

Im almost exclusively only attracted to 35+ year old milfs. Is literally hitting on them at the grocery store my only option? Seems like it won't work. I don't want to go to a wine bar

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:36:42 Post No.35651576
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:36:42 Post No.35651576 [Report]

cougars go for younger looking men who are handsome and romeos themselves

most cases the younger men do the work

you're autist

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:37:44 Post No.35651599
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:37:44 Post No.35651599 [Report]

I think there are websites for that anon. Believe it or not older women fetish over young guys. Get it before you get too old.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:40:14 Post No.35651656
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:40:14 Post No.35651656 [Report]

I hate younger men but they always Iike me. Why?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:34:29 Post No. 35651521 [Report] [View this topic]

YWN be a college basketball player who gets hot during March Madness.

YWN get fresh college pussy

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:35:41 Post No.35651551
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>>35651521
At least you'll never be a nigger.

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>>35651551
worth if it means easy white pussy

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>>35651521
>tfw too intelligent to care about sports
>tfw I didn't even realize anything sports related was happening until you said that

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Transhumanism Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:32:42 Post No. 35651484 [Report] [View this topic]

What does /r9k/ think of transhumanism?

Transhumanism is the only reason why I haven't killed myself yet. One day I might be able to re-engineer my neurochemistry and genetics so that life sucks less and I am less of a robot, and use gene therapy to become a Chad.

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:33:51 Post No.35651507
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:33:51 Post No.35651507 [Report]

Im also a transhumanist

Its the destiny of humanity, true ascension.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:36:13 Post No.35651561
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:36:13 Post No.35651561 [Report]

I'm with you OP tbqhfam

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:38:34 Post No.35651618
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>>35651484
Computers and man must become one to ascend godhood.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JfnFXdkSTI

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:31:06 Post No. 35651446 [Report] [View this topic]

What kept you from growing up to be this autistic?

I mean sure we're all a little off, but what do you think kept you from spiraling off into a turbo autist?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:33:45 Post No.35651505
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:33:45 Post No.35651505 [Report]

Low self-confidence ---> anxiety about what other people think about me ---> desire to avoid attention --> avoid becoming a turbo autist like in your pic and instead become invisible, that guy everyone ignores

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:34:54 Post No.35651530
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>>35651446
I've always wanted to be socially accepted, I just never had the confidence to do normie stuff. Instead I did nothing so I ended up being no one.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:35:12 Post No.35651538
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>>35651446
>having a skill makes you a turbo autist

He's doing better than most of r9k

Anonymous
2017-03-20 02:26:55 Post No.35651366
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:26:55 Post No. 35651366 [Report] [View this topic]

Have any anons become /limitless/?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:28:25 Post No.35651391
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>>35651366
That was just a movie, anon.

Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:29:46 Post No.35651419
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:29:46 Post No.35651419 [Report]

Take adderall/ vivs/ concerta

Feel like /limitless/ for a few hours

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:31:45 Post No.35651464 [Report]

>>35651419
>vivs/ concerta
What now?

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:21:13 Post No. 35651261 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw left my eight months pregnant gf because afraid of responsibility but also didn't want her to abort it

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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:26:41 Post No.35651357
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 02:26:41 Post No.35651357 [Report]

You can't abort at 8 months
ori

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>>35651357
You can if you do it the old fashioned way.

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>>35651357
Well, not at a clinic.

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