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Is that Latin hit sensation Shakira??

>>36984435
she looks like vicki(or vicky's friend?) from american pie/nicky the dead smack head from black lives are orange
and yeah probably she's aryan as fuck
only her tho
other 3d is heretical

>>36984435
Yes obviously. I'd bang her. Make many children
with them and make my own species

>poop in a public toilet
>don't flush

>pee on the toilet seat
>don't wipe it off

>riding bike at 3AM
>no cars on road
>get to crosswalk
>car is coming in the distance
>wait til it gets closer, time it perfectly, then press crosswalk button
>light turns red, car has to stop
>ride bike slowly across crosswalk, staring into the headlights

>>36984430
>pooping in the bowl and not the tank
>why would you even do this

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Common pipe shapes, each with their own quirks

>>36984013
used to occasionally smoke a cigarette but kept it to a few to half a pack a week because of the skyrocketing price and just wanting to keep the nicotine rush good, recently though a friend tipped me off that cigars arent taxed and they make "filtered little cigars" which are just cigarettes with a tobacco wraper instead of paper for as low as 1.23 a pack, took a look online and ordered a carton for 8.67 and now ive been smoking atleast one a day. Theyre not too different ant atleast theyre a decent smoke but I already lost the buzz I once treasured. so I guess im going to try and quit while I still have 4 packs laying around and see how it goes. Wish me luck!

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It is common knowledge that all female pipe smokers refuse to wear bras

well at least we can share the night with a warm body instead of a comfy pillow waifu

>>36984042
Speak for urself fag, literally no wage cuck that is a wage slave has a warm body to sleep with unless it's some feminine mentally ill teap, whom I'm okay to have and pp my semen inside with my average cock.

>>36984042
This is untrue, I have been employed full time for 10 years and I've never held a girl's hand.

>>36983740
>Why do you sit in the suburbs mowing lawns and hiding from the sun all day?
Don't ask me nigga I live in a flat being poor and shit.

>>36983740
>>>/t/witter
>>>/CNN
>>>/f/acebook


pic related did nothing wrong.

>>36983806
This thread wasn't about him specifically just white people ideals thank you for supporting me

i don't have a phone because i'm not a normalfag

>>36983274
this
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>>36983228
Or maybe she just wanted her beta orbiter to do her another favour and pick her up wherever the fuck she is for free, my dude.

>>36983134
uhh both of those equally

My brother is 20 and when I think of his childhood I definitely think of the right even though he was born in 1997. Wii came out when he was 9 for example. Yet...he is supposed to be a playstation fan when the playstation came out before he was even born?

The graph is fucked up. If you are looking at childhood pursuits, its the stuff that came out when they were about 8-12 years old (as advanced as you get before hitting puberty) is what is the most important.

The left more fits me and I am pushing 30.

>>36983204
>If you are looking at childhood pursuits, its the stuff that came out when they were about 8-12 years
I think core childhood is more like 5-10

>>36982799
>Yes, very.
>Of course. G-d is very clear about that in the bible. If you're a man that fucks men you should be killed. This should be legally enforced or the nation is doomed.
>No. I'm a man of faith and I live in accordance with g-d's teachings.

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I am not religious
homosexuality is a mental disorder
hell does not exist

I am religious and so are you if you are so foolish as to believe in choice.

Homosexuality is a sin, but so are many things. I am happy to have many or any men out of competition, but if a woman denies herself motherhood it is a sadness to me.

No, because I accept Jesus Christ as my lord in savior. I don't do much wrong and seek forgiveness and redemption.

>>36982789
they didn't. chad fucked them over by denying them his holy presence/10inch cock :^)

>>36982789
Most of my life was out of my cobtrol. I don't know how it could've been better. I think if I told someone about the shit my dad was doing I could've been put in a different home and maybe done better

>>36982820
what did your dad do to you?

>>36982639
Not only is it gay, it's fucking disgusting

>>36982676
I think it's beautiful actually

>>36982676
You have to be a huge fucking faggot not to fantasize about things like this.

Getting a rope, or even using something else as a substitute, is much easier than getting a gun

>>36982566
Is drowning a bad method?

>>36982596
Fucking horrifying imo tbqh. If you aren't scared, it does have a 100% success rate

>>36982475
only works if you're slim femboy too

>>36982500
>only works if you're slim femboy too
what do you mean "only works"?

>>36982475
>I wanna get married to a robot boy~
This

>No fappers are pathetic, They're only one step away from putting their dick in a chastity cage like a sissy

upboated for accuracy :^)

what if i'm gai tho?

>Only like gay porn with emo twinks in it.
>Most of the videos are from like 10 years ago when emo was a thing.
>Potato quality 480p.

Sucks.

Nice usp chad

>>36982165
Can't legally carry in the land of kangaroos.

I've got a Springfield 1860 musket. That count?

Attention whores make my blood boil. It's why I ever even chose to come to an anonymous site. Little did I know

>>36982002

If you can't control your emotions, what can you control? It's one of the most basic things you need to learn.

Here's some tips from 1950
https://archive.org/details/ControlY1950

Almost everyone at my school. Bunch of Normie faggots concerned with trivial shit.