I love being a woman. Especially now addays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a great lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>34953412
Wow no tldr. Whatta cunt.
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>>34953412
Reading this and realizing the accuracy of it makes me wish the day of the rope would come sooner.
Death to sluts
Death to Marxists
Death to commies
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>>34953412
lol ok originalio
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I got Acranid Dysphoria How do I deal with wanting to transition into a fucking spider?
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if you are a spider then you are a spider. you cant try to ignore this feeling, because its a part of you.
go through with it OP
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>>34953404
legs too long on that thing
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>world wide web
>web
Is the internet part of a NWO plot to turn young white men into spiders?
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Looking for a discord server 2017-02-18 07:20:35 Post No.34953378
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Looking for a discord server
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Im lonely and tired. Want to find a group of people to be social with. Neet life is shitty. Not into erp Not into bad memes or assholes. Just want chill people to talk to please
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Bumping for myself because im cancer.
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in the same boat as you desu
add me up if you want to talk about shit
i play a lot of overwatch if thats your thing
higgus#9240
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>>34953509
Oh man i used to be in a server with you ages ago lol.
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>tfw mom forcing me to get a haircut tomorrow at her friend's shop who has huge tits she always shoves in my face when she cuts my hair
My eyes just gravitate to her chest every single time. What if she tells my mom I'm a sick pervert?
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Bust a nut on her
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>>34953336
Tell your mom you want to be a girl so you can keep your long hair.
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>>34953336
>wear glasses
>haircut time is me staring into a me-colored stain in a blurry mirror
e-enjoy it anon
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>get depressed browsing /r9k/ because real life is mentioned too much and I keep remembering I'm an ugly loser
>go to /fit/ to try and improve myself
>it's the same shit but 10 times worse
How can you guys stomach coming here day after day, I literally feel nauseous seeing pictures of people more attractive than me (most people) and start nervous sweating. I would literally have to hang myself if I browsed lookism more than an hour. I just want to go back to being an autistic, 5/10 subhuman loser who had no self-awareness and didn't know he was an autistic 5/10 subhuman loser
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>>34953334
Don't browse either, just learn what you have to do to get /fit/, and once you're good go back, and come back here to make fun of us.
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>>34953334
Don't give up OP.
Remember that /fit/ is full of dumbass es and that you shouldn't actually read their post.
Take the info graphics and fitness links and then gtfo before you get any on you.
I believe in you, so please do your best.
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as long as you aren't 5'5 and/or a dicklet you're good
just get test in your system to masculinize your face + pay up for plastic surgery to clean up some of your facial flaws
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ITT: "villains" who did nothing wrong.
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>>34953162
he just wanted to catch the miami mutilator
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>>34953162
I've been called a villain myself, on a different forum, even if I did nothing wrong. It was mostly because I was less liberal than other people around. People are so hungry to judge and condemn, for their own good. If you think differently than others, you are either stupid or evil.
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>>34953162
He should have just killed himself.
Instead, he put himself in a terrible situation where his punishment would have been too much to handle.
He killed himself so he wouldn't get in trouble.
He was a fucking asshole.
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How old were you when you realized video games were a complete waste of time that give you nothing but a false sense of accomplishment?
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How old were you when you realized everything was a complete waste of time?
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>>34953148
They were never about accomplishment for me.
They are a way to escape reality.
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>>34953148
15.
I'm 34 now. Now I spend all my free time on /r9k/.
I'm not sure how that's an improvement.
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Who /fast metabolism/ here?
I can eat all I want without getting fat. Feels good man.
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>>34953133
I can eat all I want because I'm already fat. Feels good man.
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I wish I could gain more weight..I'm only 115=120 on average
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Best feel anon, my diet is shit and I'm a stick. Fucking Normie's think I should just eat more(fucking retarded Normie's)
>tfw no normie chad pretending to be robot bf
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>>34953107
>Hey bob, you got that clip where that kid literally spills spaghetti all over himself.. you want go ahead and play that
..Sure thing
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>>34953107
>normie chad pretending to be robot
Literally every Frenchman ever
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>>34953651
i already have a french hot chad
but he doesnt know 4chan
I spot one, two, three oh thots. what ever shall i do to these thots in my big old boiling pot
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One Bog Two Bog Red Bog Blue Bog
Tall Bog Short Bog High Bog Low Bog
Fast Bog Slow Bog White bog Black Bog
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whats a thot?
ogin
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>>34953140
oh a thot, just so happens to be quite the opposite of a bot!
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r9k, i need your help
My girlfrirend has been wanting me to become a trap and has been putting hormones in my food :'( I don't want to be a girl but every time I tell her no she gets mad and calls me sexist so i accept and let her fuck me butthole.
pls help r9k, im scared :''(
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She's putting estrogen in the water supply. Idk op cunt punch her.
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what a tacky board. i've never seen such tacky threads. but your post is by far the tackiest thing here.
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>>34953092
ur a tacky
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Have you ever eaten ass?
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>>34953035
Yes, my ex gf's all the time. It was pretty great tbqh.
She would also really love it when I fingered her butthole while I ate her pussy. Her butthole would rhythmically clamp down on my finger.
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>>34953035
Yeah. Did you have questions or something?
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I have not but I would like the opportunity to.
The female anus is very erotic.
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who else /life is already over at young age due to arrogant mindset and pursuing unstable career path/
complain to me, boys
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>>34952981
Literally drop the shitty career and work in a plant, its that simple
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>>34953399
Not OP, but there are no plants anywhere around me.
It's all service center drudgery, and the job market is still really terrible, so I get passed over by employers who hire Stacies and foreigners.
>>34952981
I majored in political science.
Felt burnt out because I didnt think I could get into a half decent grad or law school. Knew it would still be tough evenif I did.
So here I am, 29 and I only have a BA in political science. My life is a wreck
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>>34952981
Oh, and I didnt even enjoy college.
Just went to class and stayed in my room all day while I was at uni. I went to CC for the first two years.
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How do I get a cute effeminate gay boy to be my boyfriend?
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Why are you asking us this? We're the worst people to ask.
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>>34952948
wear a strapon, walk into nearest gaybar.
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>>34952961
This, we're robot9001 not lgbt.
Most of us report gay threads on sight.
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"You're going to take advantage of me, aren't you? Well be quick about it."
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I always wanted to fuck the tranny bee lady from this show.
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Never watched this show; was this a male or female?
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>>34952942
She's a female. Phantom Limb suspected that she was trans, but could not find any scars when he had sex with her. She has a deep voice because she smokes a lot.