>Hey Anon Iet's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum later his Iittle chinky wilIy did spurts all down his Ieg and he wasn't even touching it!
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>>37052553
That's an excellent pen15.
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>>37052583
Thanks. l made it myself.
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>>37052553
Even abstaining from fapping for 3 months and edging for 12 hours I couldn't cum that much
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Who /jerking off to traps/ here
any traps want to be lewd with me
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bump
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>tfw my trap gf was just raped
Why must life punch me in the gut?
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chad here with bwc 8.5 inches looking for a beta sub bitch
femboys traps sissies etc
for lewd webcam fun unless you live near me then am up for irl fun
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>drug dealer NEET
>give wagies free percocet and vicodin
>eventually get them addicted
>even have a roastie who will suck me for pills
>one of my wagies started doing heroin
>died last month, rip wagie
>made 4000 dollars since april 15th
>can afford to do whatever i want
>wagies give me their hard earned money
>use it to buy vidya and go out to eat
damn it feels good to be a NEET
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Well you are self employed so not exactly 'neet'
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>>37051955
Reported to the fbi
Comment not original, excilent work
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>>37051983
>dont have to clock in
>dont have to deal with mr kikeberg
>wake up when i want
>always have money
not exactly a wagecuck either
>>37051986
too bad nothing will happen :) sorry wagie
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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.
>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.
I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW
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Also, here's a book recommendation.
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Christianity is jewish slavery
This is a shitty raid from cripplechans /christcuck/ board
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>>37052163
Postan christchan porn
Christian women are most likely to racemix
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>>37052198
The first converts to cucktianity are jewish
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>tfw have 200 word report due tomorrow
What am I supposed to do? I knew I shouldn't have procrastinated.
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>>37051909
Drop out. You won't have any reports to do.
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>>37051909
>Didn't graduate because of this like this
You think it's a fucking joke. I can't even afford to try again because tuition costs too much.
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i'm bored maybe I can help. What is it about.
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Can a girl be broken but not crazy? Or are they one and the same?
I am not technically crazy and I'm very clam, but also very broken. Do similar girls exist?
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what's broken?
you seem to be alive and capable of comprehensible communication
tip-top shape seems to me
*pats you on buns and sends you on your way*
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female sadness is 90% caused by mental struggles not by real life circunstances, except for violence and rape victims, if you are sad because Chad just want to fuck and you feel lonely then your brokeness is a meme, otherwise you probably suffer a minor mental disease like borderline complex so go to a therapist and do yoga your life gonna be good again
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>>37051859
Speaking from a (broken) man here.
My mom was severely abusive to me as a child and is diagnosed with narcicistic personality disorder of the malignant and severe kind.
I know that I do not function like a normal person, I know that I will forever have broken emotions and social skills and emoathy. I know that my mom has done irreversable damage to me, stalked me and attacked and "captured" me like a psychopath.
Yes, I did go to a shrink and he did tell me that I am "mentally healthy". I later foundout that I am adopted. So there's that.
Good luck to broken femanon, it is possible to be broken emotionally and psychologically but not insane. Yes.
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meet your fembot gf itt
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California is a bad place.
Real bad.
Just terrible.
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I'm a California robot
here's my discordTK421#1379
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>>37051602
Socal Bot here
Let's get an animal thread going. Post whatever cute fuckin' critters you've got hidden in your hard drive.
Today's Question
>What do you love about animals?
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>>37051577
This thread is going to be derailed by edgelords posting dead animals.
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>>37051577
that's a cute snake
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>>37051577
That's cute snek.
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>walk into little sisters room
>see this
what do you do?
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>>37051575
Give her a spot
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>>37051575
Impregnate
Master race intensifies
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>>37051575
Show her proper form and suggest ketosis.
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>"Where are you taking me for our date, anon?"
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To your house
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>>37051389
TO THIS ALLEYWAY OVER HERE, BITCHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>37051389
Actually, question to all the non-KHV out there - where DO you take a girl for a date? I usually go with a bar cause easy to chat and plenty of alcohol to lube up the conversation, but maybe you fellas have different ideas(:
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How do I tell my short, obese, and ugly friend that his standards for the women he chases are far, far too high?
He's a kissless virgin because he won't date any girl under an 8.
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>>37051374
You don't, you let him live his dumbshit life because it's none of your business
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>>37051374
>burzum shirt
why do nu males have such shit taste
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Let him be delusional.
One day he'll wake up and realize, or he wont and will go on forever being ignorant of his own position in society.
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough. Help me my dad has already forced me to fill in my passport application. There's nothing i can do
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You've posted about this before, right?
I know I've seen this before.
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>>37051163
Whats the worst that can happen annon?
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>>37051163
What exactly does "make you normal again" entail?
what kind of music does /r9k/ listen to? I'm kind of interested in knowing what other robots listen to. pic related, i also listen to shoegaze and its subgenres
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>>37051141
Basically everything in this chart desu senpai
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I don't listen to music too much. I like Tool, I guess.
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>>37051141
Vaporwave/80's Rock
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What's on your mind right now anon?
Are you worried or anxious about anything?
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>>37050912
>What's on your mind right now anon?
Nothing
>Are you worried or anxious about anything?
I'm worried about my classes at school. Uni sucks ass.
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Just waiting on an acceptance letter for college. Got an email the other day saying "turn in your shit before we can evaluate you" even though I did and I turned it in purpose.
I'm also trying to fuck a kik slut right now but I'm 25% sure I'm being cat fished. I'm not too invested in this though
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I have a job interview soon. been unemployed for twenty months, I don't know what to expect
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Don't you like thicc girls, anon?
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>>37050839
Thats a boy. Original commento.
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>>37050839
Pictures of them are fine
I'm alone
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>>37050851
>boy
>those thighs
I'm skeptical but it is current year