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The fuck is this shit? I was fairly certain that I would score within the normalfag range.

Post your scores anons

https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/score.php
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>>34192039
bump so the thread doesn't die till I'm done
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>>34192039
I got 48. I lack sympathy, not empathy.
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got a 41 but that's probably also got to do with me tending to chose less extreme answers (slightly instead of strongly

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>tfw selling my cum'd in boxers to fags on reddit

who /entrepreneur/ here?
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Found some tranny on Twitter that sells their panties.

People left some weird fucking comments. But my main thought it why would you buy a trap's panties. There are no secretions and she doesn't even cum in them. Just does errands and sleeps in them. There will only be the smell of asshole. The same fucking thing any of these fags could easily do on their own.

Good job selling your crusty underwear though.
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Post some proof faggot I don't believe anyone would pay a cent for your disgusting cummed on boxers
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>>34192529
they probably smelled of feminine ball sweat too

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Funny, you can pinpoint the exact moment where he got raped.
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When he was 8?
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>>34192034
why would ANYONE get face tattoos dude
I mean, I am fine with tats, I even have a couple
but this is retarded
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>>34192232
meth or something

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>thinks "edgy" means cool
>thinks "cringe" means "anything i dont like" and not "something awkwardly forced or fake"
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>how to spot someone who is assmad that he got made fun of in another thread
he's right here!
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>>34192013
They also put spaces in front of their meme arrows.
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>>34192046
I didnt though. This are just thinks ive noticed lately while lurking around the site

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Bringing back old /r9k/.

Share any stories, whether it be about girls, tards, bulling, work, etc.

Sharing a tard story.

>be 10th grade me
>in algebra class
>have to use the restroom
>as i'm walking down the hall, i hear some screaming from the tard room
>down syndrome kid named brian is causing shit
>he runs out fully naked
>i see his tiny retarded dick
>havent-been-the-same-since-nam.jpg
>i get the fuck out of there
>wranglers finally catch him
>he starts pissing everywhere
>use another restroom
>get back to class
>can't concentrate on anything for the rest of the day
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>last week
>at uni
>hungry as fuck
>10 am, uni cafe doesn't open until 11
>decide to drive to McDonalds
>go up to cashier woman
>make order
>look in her face
>huge crusty red clump of herpes on top of her lip surrounded by more red spots
>literally more than one centimeter in size
>looks like it will fall off any moment
>absolutely disgusting
>she grabs fry holder and shoves them inside
>pay
>go to seat
>sit there for a few minutes thinking if I should eat that shit
>decide to eat the Big Mac because there they at least use gloves
>throw away fries
>leave


I'm never eating there again. The other customers also look really disgusted.
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Posted this in another thread but whatever.

>last Friday
>hanging out with some fellow autistic beta males
>qt autistic girl in group who's probably more autistic than I am
>she pretty much just stands in the back and listens to us talk
>as I'm about to leave I ask for her number and I actually get it
>text her about 4 hours later
>tells me she's been watching mob psycho
>ask her if she's ever seen fooly cooly
>"no but I have heard of it"
>tells me she has to go immediately after that text

Fast forward to Saturday
>tell her I've been watching mob psycho and I like it

Fast forward to today
>still no response
>don't want to seem clingy so i haven't texted her and i won't until she responds

I don't know what I did wrong. She seemed pretty interested in me. I'm not ugly either, I get hit on even by stacies sometimes.
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>>34192024
Gotta poz up those negs, man.

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Hey guys. I'm struggling big time in my life at the moment. I'm a NEET and earn roughly 100k per year through my book sales but i just don't know what to do with the money. It makes me feel really sad sometimes because i spend only 1k per month on living costs....

Any advice how to make my life less miserable. Since most of you are in the opposite position of mine i thought you could give me a few hints on what sooo much money could be used for.
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In the same position, meng. You've got to find a project, and get out there to do things. Don't just sit at home.

Also, try to put that money to work. It may seem like a lot, but trust me, it's not. Especially with sales-based income, it could evaporate very quickly. So, prepare for when that day comes.
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>>34191912
Write more books, make more money then give me some.
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>>34191912
Put a lot of it in 401k and some mutual funds. This seems the best way for your money since you don't really touch your money anyways, why not invest. Travel? 100k and NEET and you don't travel to eat all the food in the world

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Good goy fap to my porn
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>>34191899
Ok I love your site I can't get enough of it.
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>>34191899
Thread's over. This is blatant bait.
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>your porn

implying you aren't the biggest cuck of all.

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Is Tool the most beta band?
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No, anything related to Kpop is
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>>34191894
Nah they're the most robot band
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>>34192018
Nah, they were the edgy 14 year old with spiked hair and hot topic clothes band

Who else plans on killing themself? Not suicide, moreso just a prevention from aging. I plan on killing myself at age 30, possibly 40 if I need to grow my family. I don't want to die alone, but I could if I needed to.

I don't foresee a reason to living old, I enjoy my youth and strength. I figure I should use it while I have it, and when I don't, I should end my life. So that gives me plenty of time.
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>>34191807
32 here.

I hate to put it like this, but I'm really just waiting for my mom to pass on before I kill myself, definitely want to do it before I'm 60.
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>>34191845
I hope you feel differently in the future
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>>34192501
What an awful thing to wish upon me

Thank you very little, Anonymous

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This happend last week

>Be me
>Sitting in the back of my bullshit Gen Ed class waiting for it to start
>Class starts filling up and freshman bitch comes in
>Stares at me and scoffs(I shit you not)
>Walks up to me and asks me if I can move because her and her BF were planning on sitting in my area(you can see the room through a window so I guess they were looking at it earlier)
>I have her that blank Kid Goku stare and said no
>"What?"
>"No"
>"Well he's going to be here soon."
>"Ok"
>Class is 5 mins from starting and these fucking kids are seriously about to make a scene over some seats?
>Freshman BF walks in and talks with her in the corner
>He walks up to me and tries to intimidate me-a grown ass man with some spiel about me "disrespecting his girl"
>He got another Kid Goku stare and a "no"
>He starts getting aggressive
>Prof walks in and tells everyone to take their seats
>He gives up and whispers that I better not be in "his seat" next class

Kids please kill yourself if you're like this.
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>>34191806
HAH, come to class early next time.

I would fucking enjoy that class.
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>>34191806
Reminds me of the ongoing Twitter saga about that black dude who refused to give up his seat and started bitching out a bunch of white people by calling them stereotypically white names (Cameron, Jennifer, Bill, Hunter, etc.) regardless of what their actual name is.
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>>34191806
HA my nigga show up early then stick him in his shit after he lays a hand on you like my young nigga goku would do

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>start my first salary paying full time job in exactly 3 weeks

This is bitter sweet, as I probably would've killed myself if I went NEET another year.

How do I spend my last 3 weeks of freedom? Any other robots experience this feel?
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>>34191788
>implyng you would spend it somehow different than now just because somebody tells you something

you are here for a reason anon
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>>34191808
FUCK

OFF

ASDF
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>>34191788
Yeah. After I stopped being a student I was missing all the free time I had since I was working every day for 9 hours.

But on the bright side, I now have enough money to live for 9 years if I lose my job tomorrow.

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>51% chances to live the life on easy mode
>born a man
how it this possible ?
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>he wanted to be a girl

no thanks loser, I enjoy not needing help to use computers and moving my stuff around
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>lose at the 50% of being born a male
oh well, let's try anyway...
>lose the 5% of being a chad male
okay....
>lose the 10% of being a brad
alright...
>lose the 80% of being a normie
>get the 5% of being an autist, ugly, socially inept, dumb as fuck, virgin, kissless, talentless, disgusting, repulsive failure

God really did a number on me
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>>34191837

You could do that as a girl. Imagine having a woman body but still a man mind.

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FIRST TO REPLY WITH ZEROES/ 69's/ D_BS/ OR TR_PS GETS NEW HAMPSHIRE
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>>34191752
shameless self bump
ALSO
MOST ELECTORAL VOTES AT THE END WINS
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>>34192002
another bump

guys pls
just roll
no lurk
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>>34191752
F
rip this thread

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At what age did your mother stop wiping your bottom for you after you did a poo? I'm worried I might be the oldest. I was 15
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like 13 or something
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hahaha

hahahaha

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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fucking cuck
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>>34191724

I was 9, but I still think I'm doing wrong.

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>take antidepressants
>feel sadder
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They take a bit to actually work
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Don't they work? Have been wanting to try them for a while now, as my depression is not getting better. Valium helps my anxiety a lot and depression.
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>take antidepressant
>starts to work after a couple of weeks
>also makes me unable to cum while fapping
>stop taking antidepressant

i tried but i'd rather deal with ED when i'm in my 50-60s instead of now doc

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