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Do Asian women really sound like they're being raped when they have sex or is that just acting?
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>>35025043
this is the only reason I like asian women please nobody ruin this for me
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>>35025043
why don't you go axe your mom, bitch.
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>>35025080
you heard the man
shut the fuck up everybody
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The phone's ringing anon. Will you answer the phone call that will turn your life around?
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>>35024974
Who is that guy? Can someone perhaps quickly give me a summurization?
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>>35024974
I'll need a quick rundown first.
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>>35024974
Before I answer, could someone give me a rundown, quickly?
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Are religious people schizophrenic?
>literally bow their heads and close their eyes thinking they're talking to a superior being that "loves them"
>shit on other people who don't believe in what they believe
>go to a meeting every sunday to talk about a being that doesn't exist
>go crazy eventually
>do anything for this superior being
>thinks that if you disobey the being he will send you to the worst place you will ever be for eternity
>if you're an amazing person you get to talk to this being and he gives you answers on whatever you want
It would be funny as fuck if doctors around the world considered religion as a mental disorder.it is
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Religion is for 2 people. The stupid and the mentally-ill.
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>>35024665
Schizophrenia was probably where religion arose from, then it stayed because it self-perpetuated through dogma, and increased the survivability of individuals
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>>35024665
Go back to /r/atheism, shitlord
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Is this autistic to do?
I constantly walk away from my computer and spin my arms around in a circle, and I also walk in a circle.I don't know how much I do it because it's always spontaneous, but it's seriously starting to wear on the cartilage in my scapula/shoulder.
Is this autistic?
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>>35024651
Yes, that is very autistic. It's called stimming.
Very nice illustration by the way.
8/10, very good post all in all. I hope your thread succeeds
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>>35024651
whats autistic is you drew it
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>>35024651
I'm the only person that does this in my family, so I don't know if it's unique behavior. I think it evolved from it becoming socially unacceptable for my to play with my "sword" (wooden stick) when I was 10.
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You'd been watching him since he came in -- the guy at the party who seemed to be attracting all the attention. You supposed he was cute enough -- tousled blond hair, a great figure, well-dressed -- but that didn't explain why all the women in the house seemed to be flocking to him, flirting with him, giggling at his lame jokes.
You decided to investigate.
"... and the weirdest thing is, it totally worked," he was saying, in the midst of entertaining a seemingly-spellbound redhead with some story or another. "I hadn't studied for the test at all, but the TA handed it back with 'A+' written at the top -- and her phone number written on the back. And that was when I knew I had a gift."
"A gift, huh?" you cut in, sitting on the arm of the couch, one leg crossed over the other. "What kinda gift?"
"Mind control," he explained, looking you up and down with a grin -- you scowled. "I say it, people do it. Speaking of, wanna wiggle outta those jeans for me?"
"Yeah, right," you replied, standing up to leave, your hands moving automatically to your belt buckle and starting to unfasten your pants. "I'm a psych major, dude," you continued, hips swaying from side to side as you worked your pants down and off, stepping out of them and kicking them to one side, "and I hate to break it to you, but there's no way that stuff is real."
His stupid grin broadened, and he gestured with his hand, the girls on either side of him standing and walking away. "Yeah, you're probably right," he said, scooting from the couch onto the floor and starting to unbutton his own pants. "So I guess if I told you to come down here and gimmie a blowie, there's no way you'd do it, right?"
"I'm engaged, you pervert," you replied, venom in your tone, flashing your ring at him as you eased down onto your knees and leaned forward, perfect ass in the air. "There's no way I'd, mmmph...!"
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You'd slipped his cock past your lips in midsentence, and now your head was bobbing up and down, over and over, little tingles of pleasure running down your spine, a reward for being a good girl and doing as you were told. "Attagirl," said your new master, running his fingers through your hair. "Keep it up -- just like that..."
You were so fixated on the task of pleasing your new man that you hardly even noticed as a familiar voice called out in the distance. "Babe, what the fuck are you doing?!" Glancing just slightly to your left, you caught sight of your fiance running toward you, pain and anger in his expression. "Get the fuck away from my girl, you little shit--"
"Sleep," commanded your master, and your fiance tumbled forward, smacking his head on a nearby coffee table as he instantly passed out.
You pulled back so that your lips were less than an inch away from your master's crown, your hazy mind still just slightly concerned for future hubby's welfare. "I, Is he gonna be okay...?" you asked, your hand stroking that wonderful cock as you spoke.
"He'll be fine," replied your new lover, pushing your head back down. "Sucky, sucky."
"Sucky, sucky..." you repeated, and then you parted your lips again, eager to obey.
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Get aids faggot.
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>>35024615
CONTINUE I NEED TO FINISH
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Just what the fuck is stopping you /r9k/?
What the fuck is that immovable object in your way?
What is preventing you from talking to her right now?
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>>35024536
>What is preventing you from talking to her right now?
being too dead inside to even have a "her" that I'm interested in
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>>35024536
I already spoke to her. She rejected me.
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>>35024536
Real ease them from the prison. Ball this insant andal
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What's the best rope for tying a noose to hang yourself? I want something really strong.
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A knot that will fall apart when you try to put your head in it so I can catch you when you fall and give you a big hug so you won't think of ever killing yourself again ;_; pls don't do it I'll miss you
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>>35024532
could try nylon rope. usually sold for rock climbing and stuff
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Ideally you would want rope that could support a human, so climbing rope would be good.
>>35024618
But listen to this anon, who else would I call a faggot from time to time?
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Have you ever known any exceptionally overdeveloped girls, /r9k/?
One of the things I like most about titcows is the idea that they're normal women overburdened by the sheer force of their femininity. The biggest I've known IRL have probably been 80th percentile in terms of size but I've always been mystified by genuine 95th percentile+ freakshows. The amount of attention they draw when doing normal things like getting groceries must be overwhelming.
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>>35024460
I have a cousin who had big boobs until she got pregnant and then expanded until she looked like she was literally carrying those miniature basketballs under her shirt after she delivered. She is easily Rachel Aldana-tier.
I don't see her very often and I am not close to her but I try not to miss seeing her when the chance comes up. The size of her breasts is a taboo subject. Everyone acts like they're not there.
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>>35024596
PICS
NAO
do it
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>TFW your mom was that absurd titcow
Guys in class would find any excuse to come over
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I need to play with my pusspuss. Do you have any good pornographs, robots?
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>>35024401
/gif/ and /r/ are like, the masters of pornographs
Just go lurk there, maybe drop by /g/ and ask what's their latest go-to mass downloading browser set-up before you descend into the ocean of pre-culled pornographica
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Stop watching porn.Stop muting me for telling people to stop watching porn.
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>>35024737
Why? Porn is great.
>sex isn't actually like pic related
There is no feeling worse than this
please fucking prove me wrong
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>>35024308
It can be if you're not fucking a hooker
Sex with somebody you love is the best feeling in the world
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>>35024308
Good sex most definitely can be like pic related
t: former robot
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>>35024357
I bet you would know you fucking normalfag piece of shit i hope you get aids
NEWFAGS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw gook will never dress as a qt new-half
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>>35023991
m00t was such a cute. It's not fair. Why did he have to go?
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>>35024012
he tried to become a normie and got cucked by a liberal stacy. don't do it kids. stay at home.
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Anyone else suffering from "psychosomatic disorder". My doctor dad gave me this diagnosis when I had unexplained symptoms everywhere on the body.
I've been having fluctuating cold temperature, chronic constipation, anxiety, depression, significant weight loss, mild headaches, insomnia, dry lips, sweating hands or feet, panic attacks ocassionally, always hungering for food, heart palpitations, etc.
And I've been complaining about it because it's been interfering with my life lately.. Been complaining about it for a year now and my dad seems to be tired of me complaining about my "psychosomatic disorders". Even agitatingly told me personally, in my face, that I was an irritable son of a bitch and he doesn't understand why I'm so sullen.
I just wish I could have my normal life back because he's beginning to dislike me alot.
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>>35023848
what is psychosomatic disorder
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>>35023848
Most disorders are psychosomatic. It's an umbrella term, not a specific disorder.
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>>35023848
Get a second opinion
Could be anxiety and depression
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>be black robot
>finally get qt latina gf 5 months ago
>she's pregnant now
I can tell her family hates me now. Fuck the normie life. I just want to be an anti social robot again.
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>>35023775
Shudda worn a condom, normie
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It's in your DNA to bail.
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>Has had sex
>Has a gf
>Expects sympathy from robots
Get out of here, normie.
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Fuck you guys you have no idea what it's like to black
Oh you're born poor well guess what. Every single person around you has Ralph Lauren and iPhones so you have to to. I have to study on how to make trap beats all the damn time. Everyone is nihilistic as fuck the shirts cost 50 dollars. For Christmas I can't even get games I have to ask for clothes just to look normal. I have to be high and always buying blunts and can't even be low energy. Fuck.
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Congrats. You're trans-white.
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>>35023637
Decent bait.
The trick is to be brief
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>>35023637
You're very right. Black clothes are expensive because everything has to be name brand.
And holy shit keeping up with the newest Nike's is stupid expensive. Especially for a NEET.
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Now that the dust has settled, has 4chan made you a better person? Looking back, would you do it all over again?
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Killed my attention span. No.
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Nope. I've become a more anti-social and socially-isolated person than I was. I blame the fact that I usually interact with the scum of society on here and I project those qualities on people I meet in real life now.
So no, I would not do it over again, but I'm too addicted at this point.
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>>35023401
I can't blame or thank 4chan about making my life worst or better, because it does not change one bit, i'm still stuck in the endless loop, wake up, work,4chan,sleep,repeat.