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Does weed really cause psychosis to some people? Wtf is that like.
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I was dealing at one point and smoking maybe about an eighth a day, got to the point where I would have severe panic attacks and thought spirits were trying to communicate with me. One time I even thought I was seeing prophecies of my fathers death and began to cry and beg for the spirits to take me instead.

I stopped smoking for a while and now I'm fine in a general sense.
my pet troll says it feels like he is satan the devil. he says the lord kicked him out of heaven and incarnated him into a physical body to suffer mental/emotional distress.
Once every few days is fine, If you smoke too much, well, something is gonna happen.

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What does /r9k/ think on mermaids?
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Fake and gay
>unoriginal bullshit very annoying
Yes yes, go on
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i believe op, nothing fishy here

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How do you deal with extremely low self-esteem?
I literally hate myself no matter what happens or what people tell me.
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Do you believe in free will? If so, maybe getting straight on that will help.

By which I mean, realizing that it doesn't exist. Just being clear.

Which implies that I'm not inherently responsible for what happens to me? It's a comforting thought but doesn't change anything to the fact that I'm a loser.

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's m-much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!
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haven't seen this one in awhile thanks made me smile <3
It has most definitely been a while.
I saw one last night, someone posted the aussie version as well.

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>lying in bed absentmindedly scratching my chest
>for some reason, unconsciously decide to squeeze my titty (male)
>tfw I realize there's no law of physics saying women don't lay in bed and absentmindedly scrath themselves while stretching like I just did
>tfw I realize that exactly what just happened to me (male) probably happens to girls too
>tfw I realize theoretical girls theoretically grab and squeeze their own theoretical titties just randomly for no reason while lying in bed
>tfw get a boner
>tfw got a boner from squeezing my own titty (male)
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Man Pankcake's was so hot.

Seconding that. Wish there were more.
first step towards transition

This is the average Fembot, say Hi.
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Her fucking dad looks like a cockroach
her pronunciation fucking sucks
aww thats cute. hope she doesn't get some weird fetish involving roaches when she hits puberty

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None of us are going to die as virgins because life fucks us all.
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im not going to die a virgin because i've had sex with a woman
Thou shall suffer eternally for thy sins
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Don't spend it all in one place, kid

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Fembots what is your bodytype and your ideal bodytype?

Why do women always go for fags?
I have no problem with successful men with aesthetic physiques getting all the women but Chads just have low body fat % and no muscular definition. Women obsess over effeminate douchebags and to me they just all remind me of Robbie from Gravity Falls. The only thing being bearmode gives me is a sense of intimidation when meeting a women.
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i'm skinny and i like chubby and skinny guys
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My body type is right between skinny and skinnyfat.
A robot with a body somewhere between malnourished and skinny, or just skinny, would be nice, as long as they're pale.
Bonus points for lanky.
If you're actually a girl how the hell are you single?

I just want attention. Will someone please talk to me? I don't care what you say I'm fucking lonely. You can be horrible and tell me to kill myself. I'll cut myself for you later if it'll make you keep talking to me. I need this.
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Hey man, what's up? What's on your mind currently?
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>I need this.
Apparently you do. Sheesh.
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hey bro, have some good vibes

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>successful academically, have job and car, don't do drugs or drink
>parents still aren't satisfied
>parents ask me why I don't go after women
>they don't understand that a man in my position statistically has an extremely low chance of obtaining a girlfriend or sex
>they don't understand that all women want Chads and Tyrones and I'm just an average white male
>have no way of explaining this to them so I just say I don't want to
>they think I'm gay or that something is wrong with me
If only they understood...
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Don't look for validation or approval. Took me a while to learn that not many people will motivate you or care what you have to say or are to concerned with themselves.
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Average white male with a job and car is a dream guy for a lot of women.

Thing is anon, the women ain't that cute.
Please send a link to your "statistics" that prove you can't get a girlfriend? Why not just try despite these fake "statistics"?

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i know this is the last place i should be asking for parenting advice but i really dont want this to happen to my daughter. She is currently 2 years old and this thought just came into my head. I fear this so much because these type of kids turn into ungrateful whores against their parents and from the emo phase, they're are reincarnated into an e girl or an internet thot. i swear to god if my kid asks me for a choker from hot topic.
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its a gamble anon, there's nothing you can do
>emo existing in the year 2030
you dumb nigger, whatever your future whore becomes as a teen will make emos look downright wholesome.
You have to kill her. It's the only way to prevent the curse.

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any of you fatbots tried fasting?
i failed and eat out of anger since thoughts of "why am i even doing this, for what purpos? i can be fat doesnt matter im a neet" came into my mind
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Made it 6 days. Towards the end of day 5 I had this chest muscle pain and by mid day 6 it was really scaring me so I broke my fast. The first 3 days were hard, after that it was just boring, because I usually spend 3 hours a day eating and instead had to find other stuff to do. The hunger went away on day 4, but the desire to taste good food tormented me throughout. I'll give it another go soon.
Muslim bot here. It's really not hard to do once your body adjusts after the first few days. Just make sure you're eating something substantial as your first meal and that should carry you through the day. That being said I don't think it's a good long term solution for weight loss.
fasting is impossible for me
i try to eat less or replace unhealthy stuff with a healthier alternative instead. it's not easy though

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How do you guys think you will progress in life if you still browse this shithole
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>caring about getting anywhere in life
I'm just wasting time 'til I kill myself.
>implying life will get better
>life getting better

>sister brought 30 White Castle sliders to the pot luck
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>pot luck
what is that? also you gonna bring fatty some foods
these look just like the frozen ones, do they actually taste any different?
that'd be pretty neat for my area due to not having any WC in hundreds of miles.
if WCs are just in the near by city in your area, she's a lazy cunt

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A girl reacted like this after she saw a pic of me for the first time.

What did she mean by this?
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She's grossed out that you cant even look decent for a picture you're sending to her.
That's a neutral comment. Meaning she wont be punished for saying you're ugly and shes not gonna lie and call you good looking lol. When I have good looking guys, stranger or more, I LET THEM KNOW! idc I will tell them theyre hot.

sorry ur ug
>oh shitttttt
Yeah, that's not a good sign.

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