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>>35779558
that's not red pilled, that's just following a crowd

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>>35779558
>belonging to neo-nazi party
>being red-pilled

>>35779558
This has it the wrong way around, she was a porn star, became redpilled, left porn and joint the NDP. Now something that she did while bluepilled has come back to haunt her.

>>35779554
Shooting yourself or long drop hanging are both painless and fast. Jumping from a height is painless as well, but you might get discouraged mid fall.

Because even biology assumes you're not going to fuck up badly enough to want to die

>>35779554
Exit bag. Seems painless enough.Take a shitload of sleeping pills. Drink heaps of booze till you're just about to pass out. Put the bag on. Fall asleep. Never wake up.

There's guide's to make them online.

Please reconsider killing yourself though Anon. I dunno what we'd do without your shitposting and memes.

>>35779469
Well, we don't thots either so it's a win-win.

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>>35779469
Oh look, another hoe.

Joke's on you roastie, I don't like traps.

>have a dream about making out with some fat Spanish woman that I've never met
>wake up and fap to pictures of fat Spanish women
>finish and let it sink in and feel disgusted

>>35779433
Maybe you have some deeper feelings for her than you realize. What's your relationship with her like? How often do you spend time together?

Holy fuck I use to dream that too,
Felt fucking disgusted

>>35779428
>he still qualifies as a true robot
Yeah sure, except he has a qt gf.

>>35779428
>has a gf
not one of us

>marrying someone when you are going to kill yourself within a few years

FUCK fat people

>>35779338
I'm gay apparently

>>35779338
Too bad she got ugly implants. Hormone tits are way better.

>>35779338
she isn't hot

>haha ur gay

nope, just not attracted to girls with no curves and not an attractive face etc.

>buh-buh ur gay then, sh-she's a gurl and is therefore h-hot

nope, being gay means you're only attracted to guys, not that you're not attracted to non-developed women

He has a MASSIVE penis

what deal? hes just another loser.
are you sure? you made fun of him every day this week.
what about it? you do that all the time too
well I never focus on one of these losers in particular
so? hes just been acting more retarded so I had to give him more shit.
stacy really? oh my god thats so cute- oh come now on don't look at me like that you slut, it like so obvious right now
oh my god what? do you honestly think I care about this little shit? He is shy as fuck, has barely any friends and doesn't even have the balls to talk to girls, that whiny fag is like afraid of everything.
sure he is, look at him, hes not gonna magically change you know

whatever you say, lets go grab some food im hungry
alright lets go
and stop joking around like that if someone hears that they might get the wrong idea
umm.. right, whatever
oh come on now ha ha really funny
stacy please... just fuck him already
sure thing haha, I bet hes real good in bed
what are you afraid of? do you think our friends won't talk to you anymore after you admit you like him or what?
jesus christ you need to get help with your fucking delusions right now

My exes farts were pretty raunchy. She claimed that when she was on her period they were worse.

>>35779304
Yeah? Can you describe what they smelt like?

Can someone describe how they persuaded a girl to fart in front of them the first time? Every girl I've ever brought it up with gets super grossed out even mentioning the topic.

>>35779285
Ok but why are you naked?

>>35779285
Put your clothes on mother you vapid whore.

one sec ma just let me call tyrone he know all bout computers

>>35779278
have you ever fucked any of them

>>35779288
No, most certainly have not

>>35779278
Are any of them worse than the others? Like are some quiet and otherwise sort of well behaved while the others are loud and actually REEEEEE about everything?

>>35779190
porn/fapping/up for gay sex

gym/deep learning/pawgs

I like philosophy, art, poetry, writing, hiking, camping.

Movies/TV shows I like include Wilfred, Louie, IASIP, Frank, and Into The Wild

Musical artists I like include The Smashing Pumpkins, The Black Keys, Nick Drake, Alice in Chains, and any cheesy 80s music.

[email protected]

>>35779093
>posting meme-tier mp songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvMcy0scm0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PMvjmC6M

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP8ElyrwtEc

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>>35779108
r9k is just a meme these days so I don't know what else you'd except on this board.

Can Max surf?

I DONT CARE IF U THINK ITS COOOOL
FUCKED UP AND IM DITICHING SCHOOOOL

>>35779452
max cant surf.

Dear Emily

I hope your friends and family now see you for the worthless whore you are.

Thanks for teaching me a valuable lesson to never get involved with a bipolar bitch.

- R

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Dear normies

Get the fuck out

-anon

>>35779026
dear abcd,

I hope I'm good enough for you one day.

anon

>>35779016
>convert to christianity
>become a fervent pro-life activist
>go in the forest
>see those 50 men charging at me in the distance
>get hard and masturbate ferociously
>one second before coming I cut my dick with the giant sword
>I'm pro-life, so this is the equivalent of killing trillions of people
>get killed by those 50 people

>giant sword is actually a gun

>>35779016
Kill them with the giant sword. How dumb are you?