Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4633. page

>>37719005
can you show dick first then?

>>37719005
i need friends too, you wont have to pay me

>>37719005
I'll totes be your friend. I'm a fembot. Add me. Killua#7218

can you keep posting big areolas?

>>37718958
Those niggles are disgusting

File: nina doll.jpg (67KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1024x576px

>>37719009
crash. mommy made pancakes

>>37718901

>can't decide between them

I'll just take them all

File: 1415242744168.png (25KB, 602x748px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 602x748px

>>37718938

>Ywn get triple teamed by huge chads

>>37718938
far left is the objective best you stupid faggot

went to the bottle store when it opened at 10am and now it's 3pm and i'm piss drunk
good day overall

>>37718923
Make sure to drink a lot of water to avoid that hangover, anon!

File: 1472876365536.jpg (129KB, 533x533px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 533x533px

im p fuckin crossfaded, hanging out with my dog.

he's super old

good dog tho

dogs are so innocent, and i love them so much.

may all robots by happy healthy and free from suffering

>>37718883
braaaaaaaaappppppppppp999

>>37718883
blimptyfjfjjjsw3

>>37718883
Rollerino origino

/totally original post

yes I love seeing hard cocks shooting hot sticky cum loads

>>37718819
I find it kind of mesmerizing to say the least.

>>37718819
SOURCE IN AN ORIGINAL WAY PLEASE

You BTFO that roastie, good job OP. Be proud, and keep beating out the normies.

>>37718789
Thanks, the ugly part kind of hurt my feelings because I didn't shower this morning as I did last night, and I'm working on improving my appearance, but I think I did the right thing by not saying nothing or trying to compensate by yelling back

>>37718748
Sounds like you handled the situation well to me. I don't suggest gambling, but you didn't lose much. Sounds like you had a nice snack, and didn't have any trouble with that scumbucket by maintaining your cool.

Come be cool with me, cool dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKt7DTKyJU

File: 1320808359245.png (41KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 640x640px

pure, unadultered, jealousy

>>37718729
>it's like it really hits home for them and they cannot comprehend it at all.

I realised this makes no sense, but you get what i mean.

NEETs are treated like lepers or some shit.

>>37718729
I don't fully hate neets, more so of a pity. Put aside all the wagecuck memes, it's really sad how many people have just given up on a shit life and instead of trying to improve it just give up and rot.

bumping your thread pink eye

>>37718616
know what?

oregano

My deadeyes are a giveaway

>>37718614
3 years and I'm still chasing her
inb4 underage, i was a late bloomer okay

I'm 99% sure my first true love was Crash Team Racing

>be 15
>end of year at school
>friends sister crying cause her favorite teacher is leaving
>realise I hate seeing her cry
>next year, I finally get up the balls to ask her to the school dance
>get my friend to play my favorite pink floyd song for us to dance to
>we don't kiss but I don't care
>I hang out with her in school but she lives far away and I have no car so we don't hang out outside school
>she claims we are dating but we aremt
>I delude myself into thinking we will marry some day
>Valentine's day dance comes, we go together
>halfway through my mother, who works at the school, shows up to do some shit
>then a teacher walks in on us alone and gives us this look
>I lost my nerve
>don't kiss her
>a month later she dumps me
>I cry through the entire night
>feel like crying the next day even though I'm out with family
>feel nothing but pure self hate rage and an aching feeling in my chest
>cut my wrists and my friends get mad at me
>I spend the next 1 year miserable over her
>then she gets a new bf
>I drop out of high school
>about a month later I am talking to a friend on gChat
>he copypastes half his chat with her bf (who was also my friend)
>graphic descriptions of them fucking and taking her virginity
>suddenly I get hugely erect
>go into bathroom (it was my grandpa's bathroom cause I was at his house when I read this) and cap
>blow a huge load after about 10 seconds
>suddenly I realize I am over her
>start masturbating to her fb pics (I didn't even masurbate thinking about fucking her when we were ""together"")
>finally start listening to the song again, that we had danced to and I had refused to listen to after we broke up

Don't have feelings for her anymore, but that aching density in my chest is still there, I don't even know how to describe it. I'm a 23 yo kv now.

this is a better thread than any other thread currently active on /r9k/

>>37718525
>he downloads all of the frogs
>he posts a lot of frogs
>he starts going REEEE in real life (cartoon life)
>he goes on a shooting spree and kills just Meg

>>37718525
He was such a jackass but i still love him

you are being strung along because she likes the attention

just remove her and go on with your life desu

>>37718437

>still trying with women
>still looking for answers
>still surprised that you're confused

>>37718477
This here is the right answer. Saying "jk I don't care" is blatant disrespect. You just make her feel good and wanted. Cut that bitch off and never speak to her again.

>>37718411
it's just an extent of the depressed modern world.
today's culture has eliminated so many identifiers people once held dearly. national pride is now considered racist, religion is seen as outdated, the family is slowly falling apart, and even the economy fails to give people the necessary participation in the world. a lack of participation is probably the best way to summarize it. with the globalization of the world, one's impact on a community seems entirely negligible. no longer can someone take pride in the fact that they are a member of their society--they don't create an effect as obvious as someone would in a small community ~5- years ago.
so, they create new communities. they identify with hobbies and interests rather than interactions. they try to talk to their gymbros or whatever to make up for that lack of community. we even do it on 4chan.

>>37718529
I bet you like to jerk off into your own mouth

>>37718411
thats just your perception from a very surface level. I'm sure they look at r9k and go "lol all robots hate women and hate themselves, thats the identity theyve chosen."

If you stay with her you will officialy be the biggest cucked beta faggot on this board

>>37718403
go for it anon, just wear a condom and don't be surprised when she cucks you

Are all Finnish girls like this?

About a year ago, I was fucking around on Omegle and ended up connecting with this girl from Finland (I'm not telling you her age). We talked for like 5 minutes and then I asked to see her tits. She was like "ehhhh" at first but it didn't take much to convince her.

It shocked me afterwards how easily she was willing to show me her body and shit. She probably showed tons of guys.

>>37718380
Same here. Lost a friend over him getting offended hen I tried to explain to him what he did wrong on his test question. Tried to make a new friend at Uni, didn't work out really. I have no idea how people think.

File: 1401182297459.jpg (14KB, 316x230px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 316x230px

>>37718380
>yfw you realize he was just trying to come over so he could try and fuck you

You probably dodged a bullet unless you're a faggot.

>who here nofriends
>have 1, maybe 2 friends

REEEEE