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>>35327852
Just need those normie interests. Have you seen Logan? That shits hot as fuck right now. Watch game of thrones. Learn to play an instrument.

>>35327852
Learn to not retreat back into your comfort zone. It's gonna be hard.

>>35327885
Fucking Logan shillposter, fuck you marketing agent. Logan is shit movies overated as fuck. Fuck you

>>35327844
you can.

hire an escort, going to do it myself in a few hours.

>>35327867
I literally have 2 euros on my bank account

>"surely i'll make friends now in order to play the switch"
>actually manages to make friends
>"hey guys wanna play switch"
>all laugh at you for buying switch
>lose all your friends

Take your manchild consolewar garbage back to >>>/v/

>>35327841
>Bought switch because loads of people who i wanted to talk to said they were going to buy it
>They never invested
>Now im stuck with a 300 dollar doorstop

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>>35327775
Every mental state of existence is just a meme. You're not special just because you have maladaptive issues.

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>>35327818
Holy shot this board is absolutly fucked, I would laugh but then I think about the victims of this board

>>35327848
I meant shit not shot

No, he just destroyed his brain on alcohol.

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No, but he was

>>35327739
humanity as a whole? it's increased communication between countries which could be seen as a benefit of perspectives.

>>35327739
The alt-right. Arguably the election of Trump.

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>>35327739
as apposed to what, this site?

Why does everyone hear worship BBC (white)

Is I because that are straight fags (gay) for cock (male cock)

the word is faring

>>35327724
Nice joko

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Stop making cock threads you pathetic homo

>>35327789
nothing gay about this thread m8

>>35327688
8" length
4.7" girth at widest point

Just got to hope she's tight and deep

Nope. I've got some planned for myself. The fuck would I risk sharing them for and lose out on potential money. The fuck?

say you let homeless people crash in your garage and you are wondering if anyone wants to make a donation to help them on their feet

>>35327657

in australian news today a bogan was getting flack for setting up a go-fund-me after his ex killed one of their sons hed never met and then tried to drown the other. the older son escaped but ran to a dog and the dog mauled him. the guy set up the go fund me to get money to visit his son in hospital in a different state and to bury the one that was drowned. you could use this story or something similar. like "i need $5000 to fly across the country to visit my dying son in hospital who ive never met before"

was born male

>>35327661
/thread

dssmmmmmmmmmmmmms

so are you more of a expert threadspinner or master baiter?

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>>35327553
Teach me how to get the you's


I used to get 30 or so you's per post on /pol/ but I lost my touch after coming here for some reason

>tfw gone mobile posting to cut down on the chans

>>35327548
But i'm a nerdy and somewhat skinny guy and I've had 3 relationships. I'm 25 btw.

>>35327548
>tfw 175cm/5'9"
>tfw slightly chubby
>tfw long hair
>tfw hairy as fuck
But also
>tfw able to grow full beard
>tfw nice eyes
>tfw above average cock
>tfw gf, where is your god now?

Women don't know wtf they want and anybody claiming otherwise is naive or stupid

You're really not missing out on much. If you have better ways of spending your time then vidya will just be a time and money sink to you

You're probably playing one of these new garbage games. Try something like super mario world.

>>35327530
I spend my entire day shitposting on /r9k/. You don't really have to worry about me squandering precious time.

I just don't understand how 9 year olds can get into it, other girls can get into it, normalfags can get into it, yet I cannot.

I don't watch sports either but fuck you for thinking removing a containment board would help anything.

They'd probably come here because of the lack of rules (which allows your autistic rant) to post about sports

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>>35327552
>They'd probably come here
not if we banned them

team up with me and we can make this a reality!

Holy shit op just wipe your ass or are you so incompetent that you need mommy to wipe it for you

>>35327476
There aren't any more wet wipes I'm just going to sleep and deal with it in the morning i have to change the sheets soon anyway

>>35327524
>wet wipes
God damn you really are a baby aren't you