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>>38741208
Annon I am tell you the real pain comes later

Prepare for a real itching sensation until your pewbs grow back

>>38741208
Don't listen to >>38741298

Only people with inferior genetics experience this. I used to heard guys in highschool complain about this too, but the rest of us would shut them down and tell them that's not normal.

>>38741208
Hope you shaved against the grain
>that smooth feel

As a loser stoner, with stoner loser friends, I will say that we spend most of our spending money on weed. Thats how we afford it. It's fucking ridiculously expensive.

I wish I could grow the shit but its too illegal and risky. By the way, the nausea and sleep problems go away after some weeks of quitting.

You are all retarded, as long as you use efficient smoking methods such as using a bong or vaporizer (basically anything other than joints or blunts) you should not need much to get high. Unless you are a faggot who only smokes all day every day, you should be able to get high as shit for a large part of the day on like 1/2 a gram max. And that costs $5 or less usually

>>38741169
>I mean dude it's fucking TEN dollars for a tiny useless pinch of weed and it's like 50-60 for a small handful literally enough to smoke in one day easy alone.

Do you live in Siberia or something?

Here it's 5$ for enough for a joint (more or less a gram) and when you buy in bulk it costs less. I would buy by the ounce and it would cost me more or less 150$ and that shit would last me for months.

Also these are canadian loonie dollars, so even less in American Donald Dollars.

Plus those are street prices - shit is going to cost even less when it gets legalized by next summer.

>>38741116
Eh indifferent, wouldnt make or break my interest

probably smells like weed/BO and only dates Caribbean dudes

>>38741116
never met this kind

shoegaze isnt a real genre mate

>>38741080
How so?
What makes this genre fake?
What is a real musical genre?

>>38741066
shoegaze sounds alright from the link. a jazz master is more versatile famalama

>>38741042
Fish would reject robots too.

They would be able to sense that robots are icythogynists and would stay FAR AWAY.

Might just pick up fishing anon

That's actually a pretty good idea, I liked fishing as a kid anyway.

Be young Chad

>>38740958
Never fucking knew how hot those tights were until now

be attractive or be successful. Women get very bitchy as they get older though, and they expect you to have money. Over 35 they want Chad level duck or money, they dont want to hear about struggling

Bumping so I didn't just waste my time taking this shit will post in a bit

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>extraversion
5 (wew lad)
>agreeableness
52
>conscientiousness
48
>neuroticism
93
>openness
13

Notable ones
>activity level
2
>trust
3
>modesty
99
>self-efficacy
9
>depression
97
>artistic interest
3

>extraversion
14
>agreeableness
1
>conscientiousness
72
>neuroticism
95
>openness
26

Notable ones
>anger
99
>depression
99

>>38740907
You'll be young, financially independent, in shape, having sex with foreign hookers, spending all day with your best mates all day everyday, and not having to think about tomorrow. That's why people miss the Army after they leave.

fuck that noise, im not fighting for the people who made my life hell.

if i was you id join the easiest branch and do the least amount to not get fired,

whatever your version of the air force is, and the job where you dotn really have to do any work, or can fake work, like a clerk.

Oh, and if you do it, make sure you do take a job you can go straight into the private sector with. Besides cop,

>>38740907
better off going to >>>/k/ as there are uk armyfags currently serving. Check the /meg/ generals before starting a thread.

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>>38740812
>tfw drove to the local kiosk earlier to get myself some vodka
>it was closed already
I feel like such an idiot and now I can't even drink

Franziskaner beer

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>>38740812
Not Your Father's Root Beer. It's pretty damn good. 5.9% alcohol by volume.

A wife who'll breastfeed me and some kids.

>>38740840
Do you want a wife who'll breastfeed you and random kids or a wife who'll breastfeed you and give birth to some kids?

As a woman, I want a manly man. That's the biggest thing for me. Everything else I can get.

>>38740682
I love small feet, post pics of qt soles

>>38741345
fucking orbiter shit this dropped all the way to page 7 before your thirsty ass. GO BACK

>>38741464
>he thinks I give fuck
Pics please

>>38740667
As a Hapa, what you are doing is risky (not impressive btw, Asian grills only want you because you're white and they are self loathing - it's literally the same thing as white grills who swear to only date blacks). Bringing a mentally insane self loathing mutt into the world who is never accepted by either race is indescribably deplorable. Fuck that chink all you like, but if you ever have kids out of your own selfishness and unwillingness to conquer your fear of women of your own race, I sincerely hope you kill yourself.

>>38740667
looks like a tranny m8, i'd rather have none, or an actual tranny that's passable

>>38740667
>lul
leave underage b&

>>38740666
/pol/ with their kekistan and HWNDU shit

The US Presidential election. Fucking pol got 4chan into news headlines and made pepe a right wing racist

>>38740666
>>38740697
this

donald trump election basically and /pol/

>>38740662
They do it to look good.

Any normie, regardless of gender, generally put work into their appearance. Is this hard for you to understand, OP?

because women are sex objects, they know they're sex objects and that's why they do it.

>>38740701
Ok, but at the expense of damaging their bone structure and skin cells? They want to look more attractive but in the long run their ways of doing it just damage their bodies.

>>38740486
How tall, and ugly are you?

Self improvement? Plus Japanese is a very interesting language to learn. You can get into japanese literature, films or anything else if you don't like anime/manga.

>>38740559
I'm 175cm tall which I think is 5ft9. I am fucking ugly.