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If its plastic its not that hard to break.

>>39560755

Some have ink packs that explode if tampered with.

Just go back with the receipt and get it taken off you autist. >>39560828 has a point.

The only thing I'm "interested" about in women is if they make my dick hard or not.

>>39560677

Then a woman shouldn't be worth your time for a few hours before and after sex.

Interesting women is a mangina meme.
Hang with an ugly woman, old woman or your grandma for a while(people you don't want to fuck) and you'll quickly want to get away from them because they are the same as women you want to fuck except they aren't attractive in any way to distract you from their innate vapidness.

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>>39560634
The clock is really neato.
What icon theme is that?

>>39560651
Delta icon pack

I hereby revive this dying thread.
You faggots all have phones, so post a fucking screenshot. What are you, embarrassed?

Errrr.... straight men are obsessed with women's assholes too. What's the difference?

>>39560596

Girls don't originate poop

>>39560596
Women poops smell good. You can clearly tell a man shit from a woman shit. Only attractive women have attractive feces. The uglier the woman, the more disgusting her shits are, though, still better than a man shit.

>>39560566
nice dubs

I wake up right about the mid-afternoon,
With the sun in the sky but night's coming soon,
And I walk to the mirror just to fix myself,
Yeah life gets harder when you love nothing else,
So I pick my pills from the counter drawer,
Pick my self-esteem up off the fucking floor,
I guess I'm a man of no recourse,
As I crack another bottle, got no remorse,
And I'll say a little prayer for the child in me,
I swear I used to be what I truly believe,
That I'm not just a man with these broken dreams,
That even I could go to heaven,
If I part the seas

>>39561058
Good shit anon , nice rhymes , and i can feel emotion behind each word

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>>39561058
Trips has to rap that shit

>>39560527
share some key talking points

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>>39560527
go hug them anon

>>39560527
>>>>>again
>not doing something to improve yourself or talking to them so they don't have to do this
>just letting it roll
you pretend to be apathetic, but you enjoy the attention, don't you?

If you stop using Facebook and uninstall all apps related to it there's no way they can track you down.

Really, that's all it takes. Take a deep breath, robot, you're not being watched. Is there anyone that would have a good reason to spy your life in particular ?

>>39560371
go live in the woods

>>39560371
I have an army of bogdabots tracking your every move, anon. I get perfect 3D replicas of your shits made seconds after they come out of you, that's how closely you are being watched.

>>39560302
I had a dream like this yesterday

>>39560302
Dead guy here. Don't fall for the dying meme, it gets even worse where I'm at.

>>39560317
Last night I had a dream that I was at a party and a girl wanted to fuck me

She was sitting on my lap and we were feeling eachother up and shit

My high school friends were there and they were all happy for me

I remember thinking "wow, this is what it's like to be happy and wanted"

>>39560261
Now that is some quality autism.

>>39560290
But I'm not even autistic, my man. I don't even know what happened

>>39560340
What happened is that you have some severe anxiety,my man.
I'll assume you have a diagnosis on that though.

>>39560234
>anime picture
>childlike entitlement
>xanax

checks out for underage tranny

>>39560271
i wish i was a tranny then i would have a bf

RESPOND TO MY THREAD OK??????

God damn. People are weird af. Have they no sense of shame?

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>>39560197
What are you going to wear for tonight?

>>39560238
I wish I knew

>>39560227
>>39560238
Cant help it, had this fucking fetish since i was a kid. Id definitly get rid of it in a second if i could. Its basically ruined my sex life

The mother-to-be knew perfectly well, from an early age, that this constant horrible pressure she felt was an internal pressure. That it was not anyone else's fault. Thus she loathed herself even more. Her expectations of herself were of utter perfection, and each time she fell short of perfection she was filled with an unbearable plunging despair that threatened to shatter her like a cheap mirror. These very high expectations applied to every department of the future mother's life, particularly those departments which involved others' approval or disapproval. She was thus, in childhood and adolescence, viewed as bright, attractive, popular, impressive; she was commended and approved. Peers appeared to envy her energy, drive, appearance, intelligence, disposition, and unfailing consideration for the needs and feelings of others; she had few close friends. Throughout her adolescence, authorities such as teachers, employers, troop leaders, pastors, and F.S.A. Faculty Advisers commented that the young mother-in-waiting 'seemed to have very, very high expectations of [her]self,' and while these comments were often delivered in a spirit of gentle concern or reproof, there was no failing to discern in them the slight unmistakable note of approval - of an authority's detached, objective judgment and decision to approve - and at any rate the future mother felt (for the moment) approved. And felt seen: her standards *were* high. She took a sort of abject pride in her mercilessness towards herself.

(In fact, one explanation the soon-to-be mother's own parents gave for their disciplining her so little was that their daughter had seemed so mercilessly to upbraid herself for any shortcoming or transgression that disciplining her would have felt 'a little bit like kicking a dog.')

(Her parents had been low-income, physically imperfect, and not very bright - features which the child disliked herself for noting.)

By the time she was grown up, it would be accurate to say that the mother-to-be was having a very hard interior time of it indeed.

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yeah?

Gonna Get You On The Flipside

>>39560179
the school shooter probably brought 2 many guns and wants to arm his fella hwhites

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Naziism is an ancient religion that emphasizes coexistence within an ecosystem and living in harmony with nature, rather than egotistical and unsustainable domination of the environment.

i ain't clickin' dat shit

>>39560134
Ur fucked if you like that gay beast shit.

>>39560818
I cant see why its bad though , the animal clearly enjoys it because it isent resisting and it is pleasure for both animal and human

>>39560015
This is a /soc/ thread you cancerous normalfag

>>39560015
fuck off jesse leave her alone you're a piece of shit
kill yourself

>>39560015
if you send txt they don't respond wait a day
txt the next day, if no response its a no hope move on