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>>39565884
Do people on r9k actually have the courage to go on these or is this just a fucking meme?

>>39565921
I've been a long member of this one and another one and we usually have around 10-20 people join in from invites done on r9k

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Anyone got that Chad/Robot test I seen a week ago?

do it
it's not worth it
trust me

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>>39565843
Do it. Kill yourself. Don't think, feel(yourself dying).

>>39565843
Just do it, end yourself

>people still urironically support Trump

my sides

>>39565824
So you resorted to violence because you were too weak willed to engage in a debate? You're as shitty as antifa.

>>39565824
>unironically being a /pol/fag IRL

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This was a very entertaining and worthwhile story, anon.

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>>39565876
..y-y-you too senpai. Are we friends now?

i want both of you to die

>>39565795
So basically you're a closetfag. Also, there are no females on this board.

>>39565795
what about building up butt points or something
like four butt cums can be exchanged for a required vagina excursion
compromise is the name of the game in relationships or so they tell me

No. Originalis original.

>>39565780
be an accountant

Acquire currency as fast as possible.

Gibe me Shekels

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>calls himself a robot

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>>39565727
>he doesn't at least shave his mustache when it gets long enough to get wet when he drinks

come on anon have at least a little dignity

>calls himself a robot
>doesn't shave his entire body

>>39565708
no one cares fuck ur thread

"yeah, you"

original comment my man

It's so funny how women just say things without knowing the meaning. It further confirms my belief that all women are adult children.

Only if her penis wasn't bigger than mine

>>39565658
Nah senpai I'm not into guys

I'm not really into futa. The idea of a girl being attached to the penis is weird.

>>39565633
I had the same thought like 5 minutes ago while smoking, I feel you anon

>>39565633
be your own gf and stop

>>39565805
But I hate myself. Why should I start caring about my well-being now?

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>>39565580
Extreme anxiety I just started college
>be me
>Never had gf or real true friends
>1 year ago
>Start of last year of school
>meet 10/10 redhead in school
>She looks interested in me
>I make move to ask her out
>I fail
>She made a playful joke but since I had such weak confidence it broke me
>I gave an awkward response followed by silence
>I thought she thought I was a stupid unmanly bitch
>Felt like shit
>Two weeks later in class she sits behind me and starts talking to me.
>Substitute teacher so free to talk
>I was feeling confident in that moment
>I told jokes and she laughed!
>Had deep conversation
>Then came a crushing defeat
>A group sitting across the room
>Talking amongst themselves
>I them noticed they were all looking at me and taking about me with the girl
>My confidence started to become turbulent but managed to ignore them mostly and keep talking
>Then 10 minutes later an overly confident girl shouts across the class
"Anon, why are flirting with (girlsname)" as a joke
>I hear them laughing
>I was broken
>Confidence left me completely
>I pretend not to hear
>Try to keep talking
>She stops looking at me and feels uncomfortable
>The bitch shouts the same sentence again
>I have to respond this time
>Everyone looking
>They could hear the anxiety in my voice and see it in my face when I said "aaaa....No"
>Nobody laughs but everyone just thought I was a retarded faggot or something and looked silently
>That was my chance gone
>I looked like such a pussy
>The girl I was talking too looked away
awkwardly
>I turned forward
>Put head down on desk
>Went home that evening
>Cried

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>>39566474
>At that moment I was utterly defeated and I've felt like shit ever since
>On the day it happened I deeply considered suicide, I didn't obviously
>Then I felt completely shit about myself
>Then I felt hatred for the bitch who uttered the joke at me which turned into a hatred of everyone except people who were underdogs because everyone else seemed to be a sadistic braindead cunt who only do what the media tells them and have no real goals in life other than fucking reproducing more shitheads like themselves
>I can relate to the victims and underdogs though and I respect them for puntying up with this shit
>I was using 4chan since I was 14
>after this all I browsed was r9k because I could relate to people here in a place were people don't wear masks and hate popular culture
>/r9k/ literally stopped me from ending my life back then so now I look forward to college and adulthood where I can try to make real friends and gf

Thank you guys, you kept me sane!

>>39566474
If they called you out like that they must have been protecting a sister from a low value male. You could've been her orbiter but nothing more, so don't sweat it.

Either be rich or famous
Remember: looks>money>status

she's a lesbo you retard

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>>39565542
Chads have a combination of primarily two things: charisma and looks. Sure, you could watch a few videos and try learn how to be less awkward, but even with effort and practice, it would still be a farcry from Chad's magnetic (at least from a roastie's point of view) personality. You could work out and improve your physique, which would give you a confidence boost while slightly raising your charisma. With this, you could become a pseudo-chad: having some traits of what you wanna be, but never really becoming the real thing. Just like a tranny.

>>39565495
does anyone have a source? please I've been asking for ages

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You're saying you want to penetrate black cunts with your white cock?

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>>39565677
Sounds to me like he wants to give seminal reparations anon

>>39565442
Thank you.
I'm tired of the worn-out debate on what's a "failed normie", "robot", or "cyborg" when they are all defined by the same failures.

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>>39565490
It just annoys me that many depressed virgins don't realise that one day they, too, might get lucky.

What will they do then? What will they do when a month has passed and they have yet to have sex again? When 6 months have passed? When a year has passed?

Unless you fix the issues that make you a virgin, your life will remain the same. All that will change is that you won't be able to compete in the /r9k/ oppression olympics anymore.

>>39565442
Where did you get that pepe? I'm the author.

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>>39565413
Sorry for phonepost, but you might want to take a look at pic related.

Don't tell me you're back to making these threads

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>>39565413
The only good druggie is a jailed one. These felonius reprobates need to be taught a lesson on humility and civility (and hygiene).