>oneitis just broke up with her bf
>she says she wants me to come over to her apartment to drink with her sometime
Is this it, robots?
you should do it, if nothing else, it'll feel nice to have feminine contact for a night
just don't let her lead you on or use you regularly, if you must, tell her how you really feel, try to find the courage to
Drinks imply something else, anon.
Do it sooner than later, mate. Before she regrets it, don't force it but stick it in her if she asks you to and try to turn it into a relationship. Seriously, tell her you're coming over for drinks tomorrow
>Yeah, yeah kiddie I'll be your girlfriend..whatever you say heh heh heh
>Where are you taking me to dinner?
>Got any crack?
Are homeless roasties and robots made for eachother?
>Dad found my tranny porn
>Dad found my hentai
>Dad found my gay porn
>Dad saw r9k
>All at once
My dad is a harcore Christian, and he said he will be monitoring my computer activity as long as I live under his roof. I'm too busy with school to get a job at the moment, so I can't move out. What do I do lads?
Stop fapping to nasty shit and stop browsing /r9k/ . Boom you've solved the dad problem and you're a significantly better person
Why would you pay the wages of another man's employees by tipping?
is JoJo worth watching? I like shows like HxH and Cowboy Bebop. The art style of JoJo is kind of hard to get used to.
who /halfvirgin/ here?
>tfw couldn't get fully hard
>tfw dick smelled and had smegma
>tfw didnt cum
i had phimosis when it happened and i didnt know good genital hygiene im good now though
Do not reply to "fembot threads".
Do not give attention to "fembots".
Do not orbit "fembots".
>if you haven't gotten the gist, including you're a "fembot" in a thread or reply is a cry for attention.
Could you love a girl with small breasts?
>that expression on the girl on the left's face
What emotion is she conveying
>Sorry, only robots allowed. Prove you're a robot.
>diagnosed aspergers at 6
>only 2 real friends
>21 and still a virgin
>massive social anxiety, have an extreme fear of looking others in the eyes
>weekends are spent getting drunk alone and playing vidya nearly 16 hours a day
>still watch cartoons and anime
>wagecuck at ultimate robot job (warehouse)
>uni student with a worthless meme major
>just changed major to something better, but will end up a debtcuck on top of everything else
>parents still treat me like a little kid because I suck at finances and doing adult things
>dad literally won't let me move out from home
>voicelet (sound like a young teenager)
>6/10 on a GOOD day, normally about a 2/10
>only redeeming quality is being 6'
Well Robots, off to lose my virginity..
I know I won't be a full Robot anymore after this so
I just wanted to say thanks for everything guys.
Why is everyone in the White House a fucking cartoon?
What ever happened to the 2D feet threads? We used to have one almost every week but it feels like it's been months since we had one. Did the guy who was usually the OP die or something?
it's only been a month since we've had regular threads but it feels like forever
what is it about 2d feet that makes them so perfect lads
>meet shy qt at work
>"yeah I go back to uni a year from now so just working until then"
>start dating her (both of our first "relationship")
>"I might be able to go back to uni in Spring!"
>contact to setup fourth date
>"actually let's talk about me heading back to uni over lunch"
godfuckingdammit /r9k/ this is a breakup isn't it
non virgin thread
tell us why your deserve to be here despite not being a virgin
hard mode: it wasnt a prostitute
>been kissless since 2014
>managed 2 girlfriends in college due to being in the improv club so i was a micro celeb
>dropped out of college after 3 years
>neet ever since
>gained 100lbs since
>back to being no friend shut in
>havnt talked to a nonfat/disgusting girl since dropping out of college