>Dad found my tranny porn
>Dad found my hentai
>Dad found my gay porn
>Dad saw r9k
>All at once
My dad is a harcore Christian, and he said he will be monitoring my computer activity as long as I live under his roof. I'm too busy with school to get a job at the moment, so I can't move out. What do I do lads?
>>38745946
didnt you post here about the same thing last week
>>38746003
No? I'm a different anon.
Stop fapping to nasty shit and stop browsing /r9k/ . Boom you've solved the dad problem and you're a significantly better person
Why would you pay the wages of another man's employees by tipping?
because it's a social norm (in America) and you're expected to follow social norms.
>>38745929
Why are americans so cucked?
well you pay them by purchasing goods from them as well so it's not that crazy of a concept
is JoJo worth watching? I like shows like HxH and Cowboy Bebop. The art style of JoJo is kind of hard to get used to.
fuck off faggot, I don't wanna talk to any fags with such a low powerlevel they can't figure out what they want to watch without consulting r9k.
>>38745890
Jojo is love. Jojo is life.
Yes watch it but most importantly read the manga past part 4
who /halfvirgin/ here?
>tfw couldn't get fully hard
>tfw dick smelled and had smegma
>tfw didnt cum
>>38745881
Why the fuck didn't you shower first?
>>38745881
Right here senpai
>have Veno-Occlusive Dysfunction
>can't bone
>but have licked the pusy
>>38745910
i had phimosis when it happened and i didnt know good genital hygiene im good now though
Do not reply to "fembot threads".
Do not give attention to "fembots".
Do not orbit "fembots".
>if you haven't gotten the gist, including you're a "fembot" in a thread or reply is a cry for attention.
Kill yourself, whiny cuck. Fembots are taking back r9k!
>>38746177
There's no such thing as a fembot you fucking retard
>>38746535
Keep telling yourself that. Fembots are rising. Fembots are taking over.
Could you love a girl with small breasts?
Literally looks like me with a wig
yes, women are uptight over every fucking thing except their personalities, which we do care about and want them to change so they are not such cunts and bitches.
Only if she let me suckle and nibble on her tiny titties daily.
>that expression on the girl on the left's face
What emotion is she conveying
>>38745688
Vagina envy.
That's a dude.
>>38745688
>Oh boy! This is sexy, isn't it, friend?
Who's the right girl? At that side, she looks like Amanda Seyfried
>Sorry, only robots allowed. Prove you're a robot.
>>38745687
Right now im in a public place sitting alone at a table wishing i was alone at home
>>38745687
>diagnosed aspergers at 6
>only 2 real friends
>21 and still a virgin
>massive social anxiety, have an extreme fear of looking others in the eyes
>weekends are spent getting drunk alone and playing vidya nearly 16 hours a day
>still watch cartoons and anime
>wagecuck at ultimate robot job (warehouse)
>uni student with a worthless meme major
>just changed major to something better, but will end up a debtcuck on top of everything else
>parents still treat me like a little kid because I suck at finances and doing adult things
>dad literally won't let me move out from home
>beardlet
>jawlet
>wristlet
>voicelet (sound like a young teenager)
>6/10 on a GOOD day, normally about a 2/10
>only redeeming quality is being 6'
>"y-you too"
>walks off
Well Robots, off to lose my virginity..
I know I won't be a full Robot anymore after this so
I just wanted to say thanks for everything guys.
Godspeed. Don't go limp.
I need a greentext fag
>>38745657
link my fucking post so I can actually find it if you make a new thread as well you bitch.
Why is everyone in the White House a fucking cartoon?
4chan got this administration elected
4chan is a cartoon website
why can't people appreciate all the free entertainment these entertainers are giving us? god damn ingrates. enjoy the show and shut the fuck up. cheer and applaud at the end. that's all.
>>38745649
fpbp life is a meme
What ever happened to the 2D feet threads? We used to have one almost every week but it feels like it's been months since we had one. Did the guy who was usually the OP die or something?
it's only been a month since we've had regular threads but it feels like forever
>>38745651
gonna dump a few
>>38745710
what is it about 2d feet that makes them so perfect lads
>meet shy qt at work
>"yeah I go back to uni a year from now so just working until then"
>start dating her (both of our first "relationship")
>third date
>"I might be able to go back to uni in Spring!"
>ok.jpg
>contact to setup fourth date
>"actually let's talk about me heading back to uni over lunch"
godfuckingdammit /r9k/ this is a breakup isn't it
thanks for the consolation /r9k/ you fucks
>>38745875
This is not your personal hugbox, so go fuck yourself.
Also, yeah, i think that she's gonna breakup with you, don't go expecting anything but be prepared.
>date with qt
>date
Gtfo normie
non virgin thread
tell us why your deserve to be here despite not being a virgin
hard mode: it wasnt a prostitute
>been kissless since 2014
>managed 2 girlfriends in college due to being in the improv club so i was a micro celeb
>dropped out of college after 3 years
>neet ever since
>gained 100lbs since
>back to being no friend shut in
>havnt talked to a nonfat/disgusting girl since dropping out of college
You're a faggot
orginally a post
>>38745661
well i do have a trap folder. but i dont feel like im actually gay
I was pitty fucked this year by a girl I liked before I left school we fucked for hours probably the first and only time I kept making holoacoast jokes
My lovely wife is celebrating her birthday today! Come join the celebration! Say something nice to her!
>>38745547
i cant believe you are 60 already!
>>38745579
Rude! But we are planning to spend the rest of our lives together so it's okay!
>>38745606
how old is she really anon?
help me make a chad profile
>>38745509
>tfw reset my Tinder profile again
>tfw I can't stop swiping left
Am I just disillusioned or is everyone a bitch on there anymore?
>>38745620
a few weeks ago i set up a profile just to have a look. didnt find a single girl worth swiping right on. and i have low standards. are there no decent women on tinder?
>>38746053
I got matches but never pursued anyway for that same reason. I won't give them a chance.