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>>38235963
my penis is confused. is that a girl or a guy?

>>38235980
you decide
girlfemale

>>38235980
Doesn't matter, would fugg

>>38235936
whenever I see someone wearing a tracksuit I instinctively think of them as subhuman

>>38235936
lots of chads wear tracksuits my dude, especially at college campuses

>>38235936
>that picture
>adidas tracksuit and shoes
>he doesn't look too old
I'll make a bet and say he's one of those faggots buying expensive stuff on mommy's money, geez I hated these guys on highscool.
>>38235964
same.

>>38235891
because it would be disrespectful towards my waifu

I don't know how and want to learn but no one wants to teach me.

>>38235891
Because it gets boring after a while when you realize how much you'd rather be doing these things irl than pretending

Killing yourself is not a solution to your problems. You can fix them and yourself. Trust me, I've been there. Get professional help.

How about you kill yourself in your own room and not ruin someone who would have to witness that

>>38235958
Because I don't have a gun, and no other way is gauranteed death. I'd make sure the streets are quiet at the time so it's not like me falling on someone kek.

Hello normalfaggot, my suggestion is leaving to a place like reddit. saged

What the hell are you doing here? You do realize that this place is filled with virgins and autism?

>>38235740
sad shit bruh

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>>38235713
>Describe how you feel in one word
why

>>38235713
>Describe how you feel in one word
Fuck

>Describe how you feel in one word
cunt

i am in the same position except im an artists so its ok when i do it

>>38235693
>uneducated
pretty much (however I read constantly)
>friendless
yes
>virgin
no but I probably wont be getting laid ever again
>poverty stricken NEET
yep

Sorry you're the biggest loser on the board

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Planning to kill myself next week. Bought a R. 870 a few days ago and got some slugs.

Sad, but ever since I got a daki it's no longer world-ending, just a gentle touch.

There's just no way for me to get a gf, or even a one-night stand. I don't drink, tinder and other such apps require facejew, and I don't meet any girls anywhere else either. Nobody is on the old dating sites.

"Start a girl-filled hobby then", nope, I can't stand shit I can't stand, just to meet women.

No way out, so here I am on r9k.

27 here.
Ended my semester with good grades.
Been unemployed for a bit, but now will have to actuvely look for a job, or otherwise the unemployment agency will get annoying and give me homework/send me to courses etc.. Would like something between 20-30 hours, because university is tough enough already and being in my low enrgy sate from chronic, clinical depression makes me burn out easily. If I have to work 30-40 hours I will probably use the extra cash to fuck hookers regularely, because who am I kidding, it's not gonna happen naturally in a normal relationship.

How are your hooker experiences 25+ anons? How was losing your virginity to one?

can we all stop saying "unironically" please

>not telling your oneitis about it too
Get on my level.

>>38235695
>not telling your oneitis you've had thoughts of killing her as well

sit down kid

lewd posters are the worst

i dont wanna talk about my feelings i want massive std ridden orgies with teenage swedish supermodels

>>38235641
>You guys are always complaining how women are shallow and you are the ones dismissing them for being a bit older.
Turnabout is fair play.

It's ok for women to judge me about my dicksize + height + race, but it's not ok for me to judge women for things that are similarly out of their control (their age)? Wow that really warms up my brake fluid

>>38235603
No depression and just sadness are often pretty comfy. That's one of the things that makes it so hard to get out of if you want to get out of it that is

>>38235634
Depression is not just a sadness, at least for me not anymore, it's more of feeling totally indifferent towards everything, nothing really sparks any strong emotions. Not that bad I'd say, though you don't enjoy anything as it all seems bland. Only sometimes I just have a surge of despair/sometimes even I'm angry, but it only lasts a moment.

If it were true depression, you wouldn't enjoy it.

>>38235571
Zinc
Increases test level

You have to embrace the weird. You can't do this without having people think you are weird. But by ignoring what others may think of you, you open so many doors for yourself. You have to learn to enjoy being weird. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

>>38235768
How do I do it senpai? Do I start dressing like an weirdo or some shit and ease my way into it?

Stop posting Jules, you'll always fail in life because you are, at the core, a failure

Your disability isn't your squint eye, it's the fact that you don't know how to construct a sentence.

>>38235562
>>38235562
Because most disabilities can get people killed retard

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somewhat but whenever I start reading into killings too much I get nauseated, so haven't done it in some time.

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I love murderers. Tell me series with serial killers in them.

>>38235525
I was in 11th grade when I took Forensic science, and we mostly just watched serial killer documentaries and films.

twas pretty cool

>why don't you take your shit off
Wow watch your language, we're in public

>>38235459
*wipe your shit off

>>38235474
>b-b-but you always keep it on, why?