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christ alive

this is a new low, even for /r9k/

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>it's a nigger tries to make himself seem human episode

we know you have no feelings

>>36257594
Yes, good luck my dear.

trim. women find hair as disgusting as we do. don't share it can hurt the pussy lips if it's sharp stubble.

>>36257594
shave your balls and shaft, trim your pubes. good luck

bit pissed my guild killed heroic gul'dan without me.

>>36257506
brings back the fuckin memories, been ages since I WoW'ed like the no life degenerate i am

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How's it going, anon? I tried to get some people to hang out earlier, but it didn't work and they went clubbing without me, so now I'm on the beers.

>tfw can't fuck off into the desert and be alone

I just dont ask her.

>>36257434
When you fucker her the first time she will ask is it in yet.

>>36257434
What the fuck is wrong with that girls face? Is she fucking retarded?

Bump for OP, I would talk to you but I'm going to bed in like 12 minutes.

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>>36257559
thank you anon, have a good night
spaghettini

add me on discord at higgus#9240
i'm a neet so if i'm not asleep i'm always online if you need an ear

Also forgot to mention my mother's obsession with garbage. She has one big bucket and is hellbent on having two or more bags inside of it, which rip and take a lot of time to change every week or so. We also collect paper in some container only to spill it out everytime it fills and arrange it neatly into a bundle.
ree.

>>36257364
My mom grew up with parents like that. And as a result she aggressively throws things out, and seemingly takes great pleasure in doing so.

So of course I kept having "Mom, where's my X?" "Oh that? That'd been sitting around for months, I threw it out" happen through my childhood, and so now I'm a hoarder.

At least I do it with data on hard drives much more than physical objects.

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>>36257532
I don't mind hoarding done in some organized fashion, hell, I even do it to some extend because I've got a couple of smaller cardboard boxes in my room. The difference is I compress them as much as I can and only keep them for when warranty is still valid, my father and mother seemingly play Tetris with them and every room has a bunch of them all the way to the ceiling, even if you needed to find something in one of them, you'd ahve to spend minutes stacking them prior and after that.

Data hoarding I don't mind, but if my father would do that, I bet he'd still keep shit on floppies, CD-roms abd cheap, chinese hard drives instead of buying a proper brand, hi capacity hard drive and spend a moment in his life to transfer the shit from the CDs (which is useless by now, I'm sure he'll need his Steam account back-up from 2004 one day) to the one, proper storage disk.
Throwing shit out excisevely sucks too, whenever someone did that here, they usually threw out something important, because it was tangled with a bunch of busted garbage.

It kind of hurts when I know I'll throw out most of those busted bicycles and books away one day, but I remind myself I can't do that unless someone passes away.

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>>36257330
nigga that is /fatfat/

>>36257330
id still fuck ya ;D

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>>36257330
I-Is that you

Oricujana o l

>>36257316
Now these type of threads I can get into

I think you are missing a part, something is supposed to go into that boyhole in the back

Only thing missing from this pic is a chastity cage on your sissycock

>>36257316
cute butt and nice looking cock anon
are we gonna get a pic with a toy?

>>36257262
Was it really that bad yo?

>>36257282
ye
also had to repeat year 12, so having to do it a third time seems to rattle my subconscious.

>>36257262
I wish I could redo my life at highschool again

>>36257224
I wish someone would set me up. You ungrateful bastard.

>Why are fat people befriended?
Because they have to go the extra mile personality wise. It's not like sexual attraction is going to carry it.

I've lost 70 or so pounds now, the difference it has made in first impressions is astounding. I assume it would be even more severe for a woman.

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>>36257224
That's a cute pupper

10/10 would pet

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join for shitty parody movies

>>36257212
how do i get past this room is locked thing?

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this movie is better than i expected

Goddamn man. Why not go see a hooker?

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Pic or you aren't real. I want to see your fatness, your depravity, your neckbeard, SHOW IT ALL TO ME!

>>36257137
I don't have a digital camera anymore I'll try and get a j.peg onto the internets of me.
>>36257135
I'm to nervous

>>36257060
K keep me posted chad

we dont appreciate high schoolers here

>>36257060
Guess how many other guys have her snapchat you sperglord

>>36256946
Never had it never will;_;

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>>36256993
>Never had it never wiIl

>>36256946

ZIMBABWE

*canned laughter*

>>36256942
Web scripting master race here.
You game dumbvelopments should be sent away. No one plays Vidya anymore.

>>36256977
fuck off retard. you probably suck at games

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>>36256977
but everybody plays vidya now, cellphone pay to win garbage but vidya still!!
Do not give up op, if you could make a game like the one in your picture just learn javascript and DOM, make it into an app, get rich, buy fake friends whenever you feel lonely.
Maybe even a qt gf ;D